My favorite Christmas song for these and more reasons

O Holy Night is the really only good Christmas song and this is for many reasons: - it made French Catholic leaders so mad they banned it - it requires actual skill to sing - it actually captures the spirituality of the season - it has a rarely sung abolitionist third verse

Whenever I see this ghoulish AI shit I only think of the Nathan for You dead pet video service

That’s more than Brynn and Phil Hartman can say

Whenever I see this ghoulish AI shit I only think of the Nathan for You dead pet video service

Unvaccinated diseases spreading through air travel vs the carbon footprint of a road trip

The only movies I wouldn’t watch twice are the ones I wouldn’t watch once

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

like drinking in a les schwab. have always hated these places. give us big comfy chairs in small rooms and cozy booths and "snugs" and dim lighting and dark wood and stained glass and fireplaces and tablecloths and don't make me go out in the parking lot to eat

JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha. L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

I have heard the story of a ship coming into port with no living soul on board, but I did not know that Dracula had propped up a corpse at the wheel like it was steering. Very affecting scene and yet this is a very “everyone is twelve” prank for an ageless being to pull.

lol

You will be visited by three spirits

I’ve watched two movies today where a kid is run over in the middle of the street, totally unplanned and bizarre coincidence

If Benoit Blanc is such a great detective, why hasn’t he noticed these are all the same guy

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

lmao

Remember to pull your feet under the blanket before you go to bed so Quentin Tarantino doesn't suck your toes in your sleep.

I saw Lawrence of Arabia for the first time the other year on 70mm, and when the curtain opened to the Columbia logo I audibly gasped. I was slack jawed the whole watch. It overwhelmed me.

4.5hr Kill Bill? Would love to see it. And I’m sure my neighbors and dog with very vocal separation anxiety would love that too.

Animaniacs please do something

ok idk the correlation between a bisexual barista and good coffee but there's magic that happens every time

(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins? (Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data. (Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.

Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.

HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends

Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all who judge their good friends for still using Spotify!

MASSIVE FUCKUP: there’s a new 4K streaming restoration of Twin Peaks and in the pilot episode you can see the reflection of a scary-looking crew member in a mirror. how did they screw this up so badly?

One Blessing After Another

What they don't tell you is that the puke nozzle man is always there, just inches out of frame in every single episode of Mad Men

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

“Christ did not die for the good and beautiful. It is easy enough to die for the good and beautiful; the hard thing is to die for the miserable and corrupt.” ― Shūsaku Endō, Silence

Welp, it's December! Time to break out the...

What what The Chair Company finale boy I feel like I’m levitating in simultaneously the best/worst shroom trip ever

i want a girl with a strong floor and a no ceiling

for the last day of NAHM an older poem i wrote titled "reading indigenous history for a grade is rough"

How are we coming with making Canada our 51st state?

This. The second strike is important bc AFTER that one, they started leaving survivors (plus, why the fuck can't Whiskey Pete's DOD manage to destroy a boat in uncontested waters the first strike?). But all these are murder. Murder murder murder murder.

I wonder…

I’m not a podcast person by any means but the only one I make time for is The History of Rock Music in 500 Songs by @andrewhickey.500songs.com I started by picking favorite songs to learn about only to eventually start at the top and listen to them all. Knowledgeable, thorough, and brilliant.

“But I’m a crepe, I’m a strudel.”

"Strong floor, no ceiling"

Called my girlfriend and talked for 30 minutes about a lot of nonsense before she said, “Michael, it’s midnight I have work in the morning” and ended the call. Chat should I break up with her?

I love these goofy, dark, horny, rip roaring PG-13 Disney movies so much

“But I’m a crepe, I’m a strudel.”

Listening to this album and sorry to be so predictable but it really is one of the best in my lifetime