I should be grading. Instead, I’ve been diving into the MLB sponsor patches. So in honor of every team finally donning one this season, I’ll score and rank each abysmal patch. The score is out of 5, accounting the patch’s aesthetics with the uniform, the company, and fittingness to the team.

Feel like it would be deeply satisfying to kick that yoda like a football

I’m going to run for Governor on the platform of restoring the California dream: everyone gets a gold pan sluice, and a pair of high waders at entry, we’re bringing back 49ers whether you like it or not.

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it’s kind of disturbing to me how popular guardians of the galaxy is

Half a year with my first mate Starbuck, filled with roadtrips, Prozac, and lots of public transpo.

No rules against having left over birthday cake for breakfast *and* lunch

Absolutely love to get to a movie super early, nab a front row seat with the other front row freaks, and read with a glass of beer before the lights go dark. One of life’s top pleasures.

Not a go-to, but two years ago I was so depressed and overwhelmed by the world and living. For some reason, I put on SALO, my second watch after many years. And I found it to be a deeply cathartic and comforting watch.

Centuries of medical advancements but we still close up gaping wounds like they’re a tattered pair of trousers

this man LOVES the bunny

I’m part of a monthly poker game with trailer editors and last night we had a sobering talk about trailer companies hemorrhaging. In the past month, one’s closed, another shut down all but a tiny London shop, and one giant one has maybe a few weeks left. It’s gonna get worse before it gets better.

made this thing tonight

Me: I'm happy My brain: Uh-oh

Surely they've suffered enough?

My goodness, what a hit, what a catch Just good baseball (even if I don’t like it)

Bizarre, psychedelic advertising for Levi's: The Stranger (1971), dir. John Urie, Snazelle Films

save the bees

this is one of the jolliest, most benevolent paparazzi photos I have ever seen in my life - Spielberg somehow just emanating pure concentrated good vibes

LA’s so cool man you can take a train that drops you off across from a museum where they’re showing restored silent horror shorts that haven’t been seen in 100 years on a Saturday afternoon

The ball of yarn 🤌🏻

I’m a barbie girl in a pornhub world

Only one more sleep until I ride the expanded D ☺️

Rewatching Mad Men and completely forgot about the Decemberist needle drop and looool man 2008 was a time

I equally loathe and love this man’s ability to turn an absurd phrase that becomes common parlance.

As a day one Canvas hater from when I was a student, I’m feeling quite pleased and justified in my refusal to use it as anything other than a communication tool to students

strayed too far from the gods and can no longer smell what the rock is cooking

This boy, in ways like his father, presents himself as a slut disproportionate to his true, diminished slutty conduct

In the basement of the Baltimore Hotel in old Skid Row, we shimmied behind the obsolete tube boiler system to capture a view not seen in a century and the dusty, rusty patina made by time and nature.

Trying to watch the LA mayoral debate but man I want to claw into my face whenever Pratt opens his yap

Republican men responding

Nolan stop being a coward and make them do Greek accents in The Odyssey

Gettin high and reading the comments on Mark Hamill skeets

RIP Ted Turner, the only MLB manager with a 0 win%

Olympia, by Edouard Manet, 1863

Go and enjoy a quarter of the already restless audience rush to the exit during a very specific scene

Everything going okay man? You’re in a split diopter shot right now

Starbuck when I turn on the lofi girl youtube because it means I’m about to be gone for a long time

What if George W Bush had become MLB Commissioner?

Today is Red Dress day, a time for us to reflect on the fact that: -3 in 4 Indigenous women experience violence in their life, and that although we make up 2% of the population -40% of trafficking victims are Indigenous women. -murder is the 3rd leading cause of death for Native ♀️ #MMIW #MMIWG

Today is National Day of Awareness for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Relatives Day and it's something that is close to my heart as this kind of horror has hit not just the women in my life, but myself included. We must raise awareness to protect the vulnerable members of our communities.

The key reason Empire is considered the best Star Wars is because it’s the sexiest one. Everyone is hot and hot for each other. Yes, even R2. Yes, even Yoda.

Makes sense

The key reason Empire is considered the best Star Wars is because it’s the sexiest one. Everyone is hot and hot for each other. Yes, even R2. Yes, even Yoda.

"May — 2026 Iran is master of Hormuz. Only the American naval blockade stands before them. Oceans are now battlefields."

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