Me now that Brent crude oil is up 50%

Half star reviews of my Letterboxd Top 4

As the DTLA farmer’s market was packing up, one vendor was arguing with the coffee vendor next to him—both shouting and cussing—telling him his coffee sucks and his business won’t last and I’m split on if he’s a jerk or a hero since the coffee is, in fact, not good

Your hands? Clap. And say? Yeah.

This is peak Guy. This is what all Guys strive to be. Just chillin and cacklin

my based son Saxon is so chad that he went to Din Tai Fung and screamed 'BRING ME DINO NUGGIES! then he went to Canter's on Fairfax and yelled a bunch of slurs 🤣🤣🤣

and the fact that these convos are happening alongside the normalization of terms like “zio” and the idea of a “zionist-occupied government”…

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

Gonna tell my kids this was Han Solo and Chewbacca

Remember: Octavia Butler wrote we should save seeds to plant, pick up skills like sewing and carpentry, learn how to shoot guns, practice how to fight, and create the futures we need, even as we look to the stars.

It has to do with a more monolithic pop culture of the 50s-70s plus syndication hitting when boomers were children and teens, right? Boomer nostalgia becomes cultural mainstays, like TV Land or the 80s & 90s movies based off these shows. Jetsons, Zorro, and Davy Crockett also apply.

Man fuck you, Lent

I’ve been laughing for a solid two minutes at this there are tears in my eyes

I hate to say it, but. . .things got worse. Screenshot with our terrible update. Donate if you can: gofund.me/b464eebef

My one and only strong Chuck Norris opinion is that Vin Diesel Facts were first and better

Starbuck and I just got back from a walk

“israel did 9/11” is like “aliens built the pyramids”, the product of a mind that cannot comprehend brown people achieving something on their own

lol he even put on a checkered flannel

even divorced men whose kids never call need a third place

Every time y’all talk about Platner all I think about is how Dana Carvey and Stephen Colbert already covered this with their Skinheads from Maine sketch

Met the girlfriend’s parents yesterday and they launched into how One Battle After Another was a bad movie and how Scorsese doesn’t make good 2nd and 3rd acts and I was a very good boy and smiled politely saying nothing and I’m still dating my girlfriend

Someone said that Gd made autistic people to appreciate all the cool sharks He made and boy I sure can’t get that out of my head

Someone partied so hard they vomited on the bed this morning!

A pointed read. If we ever want to bring justice and healing, if we ever hope to push back authoritarians, we need to take a look at the spaces and orgs we participate in with deep, clear eyed scrutiny—starting today.

I hope after the first breakfast sandwich was created that the inventor stood back and wept with the realization that nothing else in their life would ever be this perfect.

I need Costco to get into the Entertainment Industry. Kirkland Prime sounds really good right about now... Imagine getting bulk episodes of a show. 20-26 episodes every year.

“To all those who still weep, happy St. Patrick’s Day” from Starbuck and me

Love to see a colonizing country lose to those they oppress on St. Patrick’s Day

They canceled his citizenship interview and he drove in the winning run to beat the US. Eugenio Suarez is a gem.

very funny to see an athlete say jesus christ is the reason they were able to beat america

OPEN THE STRAIT LETS CELEBRATE OIL FOR EVERYONE BUT THE US

best sport in the world.

¡Béisbol!

They should make it so the U.S. team has to serve in the military if they lose, like how South Korea does with the Asian Cup.

Team RFK JR

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

The next closest theater to me is a Regal which like, yeesh If LA’s ever needed Arclight back it’s now

Goodnight what a video

Just cancelled my Alamo Drafthouse season pass—I’ll miss my 10 minute walk to a theater but won’t miss its diminished quality with all the charms of a backed up toilet

TikTok editors goin craaaazy the past couple days

Italy tonight in the world baseball classic

Probably the most amazing image of the night, Iranian filmmaker Jafar Panahi forced to go to the Oscars while the US wages war on his home & people, only to encounter Shark Tank MAGA dipshit Kevin O’Leary, then looks at him like Blade looks at a vampire.

It’ll take some of the wind out of the sails as they say if it’s by foreign assassination but that option seems to viable with each passing day

Part of the reason why so few films made by and for Black Americans survive is because eager audiences literally played them to death. Prints were few, paying customers were many, Hollywood ignored this demand but that didn’t erase it

Starbuck is on week three of prozac and now all he does is yawn and stretch and it’s just nice to know we finally share something in common

once dreamt that i was chaperoning timothée chalamet to a youth theatre production and he was like “i’ll drive” and i was like ok, but then it quickly became clear that timothée chalamet does not know how to drive

i am not calling timothée chalamet a dog, because there’s an unfortunate connotation there. but i will say that the man is not unlike a basset hound, with three expressions: sullen, hopeful, horny.