It's Bandcamp Friday! Might I recommend something unique and beautiful as a gift for the spooky person in your life? A Blessed Unrest, by the Parlour Trick, on "bloody chamber" vinyl. theparlourtrick.bandcamp.com/album/a-bles...

Joy Division vs Charlie Brown dance party also slaps...

Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex

Please, Apple, do this one right. Neuromancer by @greatdismal.bsky.social finally gets a TV series. Could be amazing, but expectations will be high from all of us who read these books when we were young. Count Zero was a personal fave.

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

@erininthemorning.com and my D&D group is so spoiled. In addition to having a god-tier cleric & note-taker (@settiai.bsky.social), our group's bard writes & records original songs and plays them during key moments of our campaign. We just had a battle of the bands with a cult, and it was amazing.

Alice and Martin Provensen

A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:

This Creedence from 1970’s been sounding exponentially prescient for quite a while now I went down Virginia, seekin’ shelter from the storm Caught up in the fable I watched the tower grow Five Year Plans and New Deals, wrapped in golden chains And I wonder, still I wonder, who’ll stop the rain?

Danny DeVito, Winona Ryder, & Courtney Love

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Fuck him up, Bonnie!

me: hello ~rhonda~ rhonda the save-on foods cashier: ma'am me: i remember you from another life, you poisoned my vizier to gain favour from the emperors wife rhonda: ma'am? me: i'd recognize the stink of your betrayal in any lifetime

I see the Stranger Things kids are back.

1) genuine life changing moment of my early 20s was realizing I actually didn't have to do this at all. tell the youths 2) I feel like there's a class discussion to be had around the stakes of this kind of decision though

Anybody know what kind of birds nests these are? Filmed just now from the train window between Brussels and Cologne.

Me: (pointing at oatmeal box) the outlier is Spice. You get fewer packets probably because it’s rare. Because it’s from Arrakis Wife:… Me: you know, from Dune. Where the spice must flow Wife:…(sighs and walks away) Me: you know fear is the mind killer!

U have died of dysentery

*people they define as Americans See: most of American history/Native folks, Black folks, Mexican Americans, Japanese Americans, &etc

Nothing reassures like the sound of an electrician and a painter debating what color wire connects to what. I mean, the electrician knows wires, but the painter knows colors, right?

The cat has imagined two dimensional mice which have somehow made their way into the space between the carpet & the floor and is now performing how he would deal with them, were they actually there.

I would not, personally. www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...

People don’t talk about it, but The Long Goodbye is the benchmark for “proper use of a grocery store in a movie”

I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season

I'm just going to take the other numbers off the 'Days Without Pedocon Theory Being Confirmed' board. They're never going to be used.

Senator Menendez is sitting in his cell at Allenwood right now because he took a 1kg gold bar from the Egyptians, among other forms of “lobbying.”

I think T’s golden tchotchkes on the mantle keep getting bigger, like every week they 3D print copies 5% bigger, just to fuck with us.

Late 80s early 90s Hondas were perfect cars. Peak automobile. No notes.

Gonna take a little bluesky break - seven apes have wrung my neck. I would love to keep posting but every time I open the app I am strangled by over half a dozen wild eyed apes. They broke my neck back and forth with their powerful small hairy hands.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Flipping heck, Schulz

Idk who needs to hear this, but the less Islamophobic cops in NY, the better. It's so telling where they want to transfer to. Good riddance to xenophobic rubbish. 👋

2025 Binning of the Jacks. My guy was rotten when I carved him, daughter’s was fresh but now flexible. Adios, handsome dudes!

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

Remember remember the Fifth of November.

Given this and Trump's past comments about groceries (he calls the term "old-fashioned"), there is a legitimate, I'm-just-asking-this-as-a-factual-inquiry-purely-based-on-the-president's-own-rhetoric question to be asked: Does President of the United States know what getting groceries, like…is?

yes hahaha yes

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

Phrase “Died in a cellar full of rats, died roaring” just popped into head. No reason.

"Seven Brides for Seven Draculas“ is a million-dollar idea for a musical just sitting there

Soon the owners will employ the rest of us in only two professions: farming and security. Some of us will be privileged enough to do both and we will drill in the fields with polearms, in preparation for the day when our owner clashes with another owner. It will be very futuristic in the best sense.

Final art. This is a November-exclusive post under subscription and it will be available only for purchase after December 1st. www.patreon.com/posts/novemb... #monstrosilist #goblin #ttrpg #stockart #bestiary #creaturedesign #bwart

In my early 30s, I went through a period of traveling a lot for work. No smart phone back then of course, and not enough money for a personal laptop. Only a tiny mp3 player that held a few albums. I'd blow my per diem on magazines & disappear into them in shitty restaurants & hotels.

all the anti-mamdani hysteria seems to assume that we have had a long succession of Extremely Good Mayors in new york

Mulder was a poster