I love to leave my life of unimaginable luxury at the apex of my profession to travel to the windowless lair of a video game streamer with a room-temp IQ so I can do the most absolute dogshit banter imaginable with him and his lumpy shithead buddies.

We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,

It’s obvious that *before this week* Trump had never heard about Venezuela nationalizing its oil industry (in 1976!) but now it’s a casus belli in a shitshow that makes the 2002-03 run-up to invading Iraq look like a model of planning, preparation, and logic.

When he says stolen land is he talking about all the bags Ronald Acuna Jr and Jose Altuve have swiped?

Same way I found out about Epstein

Although Trump’s abhorrent political beliefs are ultimately more damaging to the nation, his reprehensible personality is more shocking to me on a personal level. I can’t fathom how anyone can support someone who is so obviously a terrible human being.

Propping Trump up in front of some uniformed troops and like Jenny McCarthy for some reason to sign the Prosperity And Excellence Act, which mandates that vehicular homicide is legal and retroactively awards him an Emmy and a Stanley Cup. He starts talking about how Bette Midler "really went down."

My hometown paper forgot to put words in a headline.

Thread: 1993-94 Cola-Cola Monsters of the Gridiron cards Cortez Kennedy

we are going to win (and in fact are already winning) but holy shit this is bleak

Calibri is both goated and woke

If @tombogert.bsky.social sees fit to mention it in the context I linked to in my column, then there's something to it. bsky.app/profile/sduf...

Sky Mall ass trophy

Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.

Just pure uncut racism. Crazy.

You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to him

Why it matters

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video: “This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”

heard your mom has a big game today

AYYYYYYYY, THERE IT IS

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Trump pardons a narcotics kingpin, but he blows up fishing boats in the Caribbean.

I think often of the time a bunch of murder victims’ families showed Trump treasured photos of their loved ones and he signed them

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

CNN: In the last couple of weeks or so, she's become kind of an ally on some issues. What do you make of this? Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.

lol come on

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

Excuse to post a classic?

if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall

just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”

a powerful powerful powerful dudes rock moment

I'm sorry for Jason Myers and the Seahawks fans in my life but also I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to bring up one of my favorite answers ever given to a Talk About question.

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

Bro looks like Marv after he took the hot iron to the face

“Boy, that was quick!”

The funniest thing to happen in baseball over the last decade is unquestionably when Perry Minasian visited Joe Maddon's home, saw he'd gotten a mohawk to "awaken" his listless Angels squad, and immediately fired him. I do not think that we talk about this enough.

there’s simply no one else doing it like ML Football right now

I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.

This whole statement is just remarkably shortsighted and it’ll burn them once again.

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

Imagine possessing both the arrogance and incompetence of Dick Durbin. We understand how the Senate works, dude. That's the fucking problem.