james cameron's penis

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

“High On Life 2′s Intro Is One Of The Best Video Game Openings Ever” – Kotaku (and a lot of other really important people, probably).

winamp is no longer what people use to listen to music on computers. society is now collapsing. the connection is obvious

polymarket reporting a 9% chance trump goes way harsh and calls the pope a virgin who can’t drive

anthology films, new crews, new stories, new places in trek history way more video games and board games. us gamers are absolutely starving for more great trek games. all genres. as long as it's well made and not just shovelware for micro transactions.

BREAKING NEWS In response to the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo, the Republic announces a blockade of Naboo.

second or third-rate ship in the early 25th century makes the first big crack in section 31's armor

I need young folks to know: this is really cool. Let them have this. You can keep your mouth shut for two weeks. It's ok. Two weeks won't kill you, and it could show the general public that indie animation has a place, and that these things can exist somewhere other than YouTube.

slice-of-life following the klingon chef from ds9. everything from ds9 happens off-screen and is never directly addressed

What I like best about the Artemis II photos is that it was taken by actual humans. An actual person had to frame it and manually adjust settings. It's their own artistic rendition of what they thought looked best at the time, something no probe, rover or unmanned spacecraft can take. it's art

Tired: Oxford comma advocacy and debates Wired: insisting that everybody uses New Yorker style diereis on words like coöperation or preẽmpt

me, when i introduce someone to SOUTHLAND TALES and they ask me how in the hell they've never heard of it before:

If ya'll could boost my game I'd very much appreciate it! Trying to get to 50 reviews for the Steam algorithm. I already have glowing reviews from the likes of Raigan Burns (N++) and Daniel Linssen (Leap Year) and just need a handful more. Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3641010/...

I don't remember seeing an image of Earth before that captures the (thin, fragile, tiny layer of) atmosphere so clearly. I mean, look at that.

Most games are dogs. They aim to please, even when challenging you, they are ultimately an encouraging friend. Imsims are cats. They might be friendly, cute and enjoyable, but they are there doing their own thing, and interactions may lead to unforeseen outcomes. I’m more of a cat person.

can you frame a piece of audio

you will not hear from me for several days i fear

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

I like memes that are precisely targeted so as to be completely incomprehensible except to one narrow subset of person who will immediately groan and hold their face and sob a little bit

I have an amazing idea for a video game who do I talk to about this

sometimes remember JG Ballard’s prediction that if human civilization survives another 50,000 years the only person from our time who may still be remembered then is Neil Armstrong. an immensely comforting thought to me, personally

I know there is no way you will ever believe me but I did not mean to type that

so, I kept waiting for a "quiet" day to post about it, but considering *everything* I'm realizing that day isn't coming so I might as well just start talking Some friends and I, including @slothysunday.bsky.social and @valkwise.bsky.social, are making a game. store.steampowered.com/app/4462890/...

A few have suggested that some aspects of this mission--joy, international teamwork, diversity--are being played up to stick it to the hateful attitude of the administration. But I don't think it's that. I think it's just that those things are essential to and inseparable from a mission like this.

It's frequently pointed out that NASA activities (and basic/exploratory science in general) have a fantastic return on investment, contributing far more to the economy than they take. But even if they didn't, no one's actually taking from the "cure sick people" pot to put money in the "rockets" pot.

Like. Come on. Science is cool, and scientists are cool

The third Mario movie should be a straight adaptation of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead but with Wario and Waluigi.

I also don’t understand what the average person plays video games for because I feel like 99% of video game posts I see online are people who clearly hate that shit If I don’t like a game I don’t play it, why would I play it if I don’t like it? I don’t get it

The whole-Earth-at-night photo from the #Artemis II mission was brighter than many expected. That was mostly due to camera settings; here’s another pic taken just before with diff settings. Digital photography is always subjective—even before processing! (HT @swapnakrishna.com @jasonc0.bsky.social)

“go back to the moon but this time we have really good cameras” was a fantastic idea

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Excellent visualization of the true distance between the Earth and our moon: #artemis #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

i think what i like most about Gamer Mom: The Mom Who Games is that she's a mom who games nice work @abbydenton.com

Fuck. Fuck this. I really, really hope he comes out of this alright. Eugene is one of the nicest, kindest comedians out there. He makes an entire room light up. His voice alone is pure joy. Please be okay, dude.

the best writing advice I ever got was "don't write what you know, write what you *want to know*." hasn't failed me yet.

this is a) very funny; b) an excellent summary in several sentences of my chapter in Procedural Storytelling in Game Design; c) one of the few good April Fools jokes I will accept

Rakkasan is an incredible tea company that imports solely from carefully selected estates in current war zones and post-conflict countries as a way to promote peace and economic growth. Check them out and maybe help their April be much better than their March. www.rakkasantea.com

The production staff of Mobile Suit Gundam 0079 somehow knew who would be winning Oscars in 2026.

"hey everybody, it's cars 2"