When your name is all over the Epstein files, but you don’t want your reputation tarnished by being associated with Glinner

Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way

Breaking: on two counts, the High Court has ruled that the Labour government's proscription of the campaign group Palestine Action was unlawful – a win for its co-founder Huda Ammori, who sought a judicial review of the ban

Who needs #genAI when you can just employ an Etruscan haruspex to know what’s what? #divination not #slop

'The London Underground' by Fermin Rocker (1907-2004) (Private collection)

You can't even make a four-year-old work in a factory these days

Thank goodness for that. No further questions.

Wish I’d thought of this a couple of months back

Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable

Very fond of this Mr Hyde by Grickle, look at that lovely Mr Hyde face

Imagine going through life only listening to music in your own language. I have Italian/Japanese disco, Spanish punk, Arabic & Mexican dance, Vietnamese 70s pop, Brazilian samba all in my general everyday playlist. Like, you're telling me you wouldn't listen to this daily? youtu.be/uoblz9g13NA?...

NB there is no Labour Liz Truss

Good morning all. Brand new week, let's have breakfast. 🎨Monique Valdeneige - Cuisine #art #food

if I can use this clogged toilet to make you a meal in 5 seconds, and you are going to use an entire kitchen and take all day on making a meal by hand, whose meal do you think people will want to eat, checkmate luddite

Morgan McSweeney's genius is twofold: he is literally amazing at 1) despising the left and 2) giving exclusives to journalists who also despise the left. I can't believe those smarts didn't have staying power!

That time I recreated the Buffy the Vampire intro using only stock footage.

Any time I look to see what the Labour government is up to in the UK it turns out to be things like making posters that Alfonso Cuarón put in the background of the long tracking shot that opens “Children of Men”.

Right that the prime minister has resigned. His successor, Keir Starmer, has a very difficult inheritance.

So, hedgehogs. It’s not just me, the ancient Egyptians were also in awe of these spiny mammals. A very, very old Eygptian hedgehog seal. sainsburycentre.ac.uk/art_object_c...

The dude whose company, thanks to Labour, will run our military analytics and to whom Wes Streeting is giving our personal healthcare data.

Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo

Going back through my old stock video recreations.* The Batman Animated Series one was always one of my faves but never really got the love some of the others did. Anyway here it is again/for the first time to some of you. *we all had hobbies in lockdown I recreated intros in stock footage.

Doing art badly is good and sacred

Good to see that the craft of ‘robustly and unambiguously cursing those that have wronged you’ is alive and well in SE25. Wild stuff.

It's not just the decision to give public money and public data to a sworn enemy of everything we stand for, appalling though that is. It's also the secrecy and illegal shutting out of any competition. What does Palantir have on Streeting and Starmer - and did Mandelson give it to them?

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up. That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.

Roman bronze dancing bear ampulla, ca. 200-300 CE, Cleveland Museum of Art last month.

Sure the 🇬🇧 media will be all over this 🙄 #farage #reformUK “Without foreign money and a complicit UK media, Nigel Farage would still be working in the City as a low-level commodities trader. And the United Kingdom would be an altogether greener and more pleasant land.”

Genuinely think the iPhone weather app gets you through winter by always promising snow less than a week away but when you get near it goes “actually it was just cold rain. But honestly next week. I swear.”

*Funny how secrets travel* I'm sure you noticed that girl. Good looking blonde. *A blond belief beyond. No return, no return* Her name is Alice. I swear, I love that girl to death. *And the fist of love. Over your head* And your name? What the fuck is your name?! #LostHighway #DavidLynch #DavidBowie

Breaking: The number 1 detective in Paris has been dispatched to Elon Musk's offices.

HMRC are giving 1 million people a £100 penalty for filing their tax returns late, even if they don't owe ANY tax. Nadhim Zahawi dodged £3m in tax and repeatedly lied about it for 6 years. All HMRC did was make him pay the interest on it. Hard on you, a joke for them.

I am in this photo and I do not like it

It's Elmo's birthday

There is an idea that reading makes you more and more clever but actually reading makes you (realise that you are) more and more stupid.

Most important game of the year

SOUND ON

A mammoth drawings from Arcy-sur-Cure cave,France. Outlined in red-ochre, this rotund, tuskless mammoth looks like a juvenile. At 28,000 years old, a product of the Gravettian culture, one of the oldest examples of cave art in Europe. The saddest mammoth from the Ice Age. 🦣😢🏺 #MammothMonday

Brother Gregor is concerned

[cave in the depths of the earth, an explorer standing before an unspeakably black orb, pulsating pure menace] EXPLORER: my god. my readings were correct. i can't quite believe it but... this is the origin of all evil in the universe MORGAN MCSWEENEY:[bursting in] DOES IT WANT A LABOUR PEERAGE