show me ya moves #ffxiv

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

the distinct but parallel experiences of listening to Pinkerton-era Weezer and Bloodhound Gang of going "wow, this instrumental fucks so severely. sure wish they were saying different words though"

i was reminded today of the adorable Tenga mouse mascot, gleefully running home to absolutely demolish his little pecker

宴会芸する艦長

Capybara crying while listening to sad music

Injecting the algae into my balls to get rid of the micro plastics.

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

New poster for "Agito: Psychic War." 「アギト －超能力戦争ー」の新ポスター。 #KamenRider #Agito #仮面ライダー #アギト

jimi hendrix, war hero:

my new headmate, ten minutes after equipping this: "the hunter's guild is lying to us."

"People using decoy balloons in Gundam is goofy; that would never work on a competent military opponent" The IDF using American tax dollars:

Day #225: Masked Rider (1996)

many people i know

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

asking my wife what my spirit animal is and she says 'shoe' without missing a beat or looking up

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

ive been in tears over this since i woke up

DAMN

I am realizing that I watched the entirety of Kamen Rider Blade when I was too high to actually remember any plot points.

Kamen Rider Build: The stakes have never been higher. This is one final conspiracy that could doom all of humanity if we can't stop Evolto. Gentoku subplot:

“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together

Every queer friend group

"Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." -- Jerry Garcia (1942-1995)

I know everyone posts "ANIME JA NAI" ("IT'S NOT ANIME") from Gundam ZZ, but "SILENT VOICE" is just as good if not better:

🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨 Pump N Munch Minneapolis, MN

Hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in that as well? The girls the gays and Bright Noa if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

Won't someone think of the child murderers? Won't someone have a moment to realize that if they didn't murder those 140 children they would have gone to military prison?

Dare to be different.

gonna have macho man randy savage's delivery here in my head for a while

I think a lot of Gundam fans are familiar with this image of Karl Urban and Viggo Mortensen stocking up on MSiA, but did you know that both of them are wearing Viggo’s homemade No More Blood for Oil (in Japanese) t-shirts?

I know I'm starting to look old because of the way young people talk to me. 20 Somethings hitting me with the "Hello sir!"; don't talk to me like that. I'm gonna think you're a cop.

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Eh fuck it, I'll shoot my shot. If you need someone to helm voiceover for your project, I pretty much do it all: casting actors, directing recording sessions, helping navigate agencies/unions/etc, you name it. 100% "damn this voice acting's awesome" rate 😊

Learning a new skill you want to learn for fun is so sick when you don't have a bitch in your ear screaming at you when you're not doing it right

Tokyo Jungle was such a unique game. I need to get my PS3 out of storage to see if I can still play it. I remember keeping it installed just in case.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Trans people are my allies and if my government chooses to see them as an enemy than the government is my enemy as well. Fuck the state. Fuck the creep pedophiles that run shit. We will win and we will make a better world with them not in it, and some day we will laugh and dance on their graves.

When something like this gets recalled, I'm the guy they send it to. I'm making occupationally hazardous saw traps out of mundane items and putting middle managers and HR reps into my oscha non-compliant labyrinth to make them suffer.