Trump is bragging about working to eliminate fraud. Most of his presidential pardons have been for people convicted of money laundering and fraud to the tune of over $1 billion.

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids https://theonion.com/2-year-old-unaware-he-s-basis-for-6-couples-decisions-1819579578/

Since this will likely come up in the SOTU: Yes, US stock markets are up since Trump took office (14%). But in the rest of the world, markets are up WAY more. Cumulative market gains are more than triple ours (43%)

Gen Z is reviving DVDs and Blu-rays, with local video rental shops reporting record months and membership numbers as young people embrace physical media. Read more: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

This is a very very very obvious point to make but shops and movie rental places and record stores are all more fun than buying things online

rewinding my timeline with a pencil at the end of the day for the next person

The desks of Harper Moyski and Fletcher Merkel - two students killed in the shooting at Annunciation Catholic School - sit empty in the Capitol this week as a reminder of the horror of gun violence. The majority of Minnesotans agree, it’s time to ban assault weapons.

Tonight at the SOTU, there will be Epstein survivors on one side of the room and the US Mens Hockey Team on the other side. How did we even fucking get here?

A lil febreze for the timeline 🐾🐕‍🦺🐾🦮🐾🐕🐾🐩

These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

the costco CEO is a 40-year-veteran of the company who rose from being a forklift driver to the top, the firm has made a public point of defying Trump's racism, and by god they will make sure that the hot dogs have ketchup. www.cnn.com/2026/02/07/b...

I have no regard for a man who rips parents away from children, deports families, & imprisons our babies. That's why I'm boycotting today's #SOTU & instead shedding light on the stories of our children terrorized by ICE. Because our children deserve a childhood free from fear.

Richmond County’s own Nicole Malliotakis giving off the same energy as one of the white people protesting southern school integration in photos from the 50s

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

HIPSTER: i was eating pizza before it was cool ME: did u burn ur mouth

I’m looking for statements from US Mens Hockey mitigating that video — did I miss it?

“I’m just such a visual person” is a HUGE 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Total excuse to be a selfish shallow a-hole

Scott has spent the last 15 years of his life working in the highest echelons of government, as FL Governor (from 2011-2019) and as a U.S. Senator (since 2019), during which time he has undermined every effort to use the tools of governance to improve the public sphere.

have been in a generally grumpy mood for days and felt better today and realized it's because the sun is out and i have a large glass of water. i'm literally just a plant that's been cursed with the ability to complain.

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

Tax Tip Tuesday SALT deduction increasing from $10K to $40K for 2025 single/joint taxpayers w MAGI <$500K (mfs $20K/250K) phasing down to $10K from $500K-$600K Only include it for itemized rather than standard deduction—compare to see which is best for you More info: www.irs.gov/forms-pubs/h...

somebody out there survived the 9/11 terrorist attacks and then bumped into the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond in Central Park

She was a generous and fierce person who loved her friends, loved her cats, and wanted to make the world better. I learned this morning that Ardis has passed away. And the world is slightly diminished by her loss. 2/2

This will largely be meaningless here, but I need to share it anyway. Ardis Parshall was a relentless researcher in Mormon history. She lacked the degrees to break into the academy, but she nurtured almost everybody from my generation of Mormon Studies scholars. 1/

People who didn’t grow up in New England don’t understand the place the Blizzard of ‘78 has in our historical understanding. It’s up there with like, 1776 and the Magna Carta for world foundational events.

they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed

This money will go back into the economy, even if they paid $100 an hour That's the thing about paying people It gets recirculated, not hoarded

just an an addendum to this, last storm he offered $19/hour with a possible increase to $28/hour after a certain amount of time worked, but i imagine that number wasn’t attractive enough so this time he was just like, $30 for everyone. adaptability!

Update: We got about one (1) beagle and a half of snow.

dr. tom WHAT

We're fundraising for public libraries again! 📚This week, when you donate $15 USD or more to your public library, friends of a library organization, or the @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social, you'll receive a free audiobook credit 💓 Last year, we raised $55,000. How much will we raise this year? ⏬

Work alongside New York City's Strongest as we get through this historic storm.    Emergency shoveling pay is now $30/hour. Walk into any sanitation garage to sign up TODAY BY 8PM or TOMORROW from 9AM to 8PM.    Let's get NYC back on its feet— together. bit.ly/NYCShovel

Is the 🦠great factory🦠 in the room with us? He means ICE warehouse prisons doesn’t he.

🎵 You see, I’ve been through the desert on a

since I am not done Alysa Liu-posting, here she is making heart hands at the trans flag because she rules

This guy gets it.

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

One of the things I love about Gen Z is how they take all the little millennial snark sayings seriously. We said “hang it in the louvre” for two decades and they said “bet”

Interesting post about the coordinated anti-AOC smear campaign. It's 2016 again! Fake local news outlets on Facebook getting picked up until eventually it winds up in the Washington Post.

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

New research shows that seasoned birders — including older adults — had denser tissue in parts of the brain tied to attention and perception.

Family Lets Cars Come Inside House During Snowstorm https://theonion.com/family-lets-cars-come-inside-house-during-snowstorm-1819577405/

Last night I watched two different Youtube videos that were objectively wrong - which I knew because I had been present at the events in question - and it really highlights the old saying: The more I read online about things I'm an expert in, the less I trust anything I read on the internet at all.

What Kori said