All we need now is the free society and we're golden

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VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including: - Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel - 5G LTE modem - 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

One of my senators (D) went on TV and framed the problem with Trump's decision to launch an unprovoked assault on another country as entirely about process. She agrees with the carnage, she just wishes she would have been consulted about it first. Sorry to be a bit bummed out by that, I guess.

go go gadget consultancy firm

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

conservative america last night

the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works.

Another upstate ny w over the evil empire (north Florida)

Likely even

i think about this a lot

You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.

Democrats don't oppose Trump on the border. They don't oppose him on Israel. They've already expressed support for regime change in Venezuela. They will back him on this. We don't have an opposition party and it infuriates me to no end.

[late to wake up]: Uh, this seems really bad.

it's a real symptom of widespread anti-progressive media bias that an explicitly progressive candidate is expected to feel a need to be apologetic about being progressive.

with all due respect (none,)

A since-deleted tweet by former KKK grand wizard David Duke is nearly identical to the statement today made by Vice President JD Vance

I still cannot tell you for certain which Paul brother got beat up last night. Not sure it really matters

airhorns

I still can’t get over how Matt Shaw walked away from his team for days during a pennant race to do Turning Point shit and i didn’t see a single “he’s a bad teammate” column in a major media outlet. Craig Counsell didn’t even have to field the question!

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Not that I have a ton of sympathy for Olivia Nuzzi but this is insane framing: "Woman who complained about privacy violations gets her privacy violated." nypost.com/2025/12/03/u...

Christmas Covers By Decade 80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello 90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree 00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual 10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop 20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)

The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks

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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil

whenever he writes the last word in all caps like this a fun activity is to read the whole post as if the Beastie Boys are saying it

I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.

Woe betide us, the days of frolic and pedophiling be gone

12 Hangry Men.

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

The load bearing phrase here is "were seen as." Biden/Harris were not far left at all. But MAGA painted them as communists, and the media played along. But, worse, the Democrats had no real compelling narrative to counter that. They let everyone else set the frame, even though it was false.

its necessary for the surgeon to locate all 5 Mambos

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA. www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...

I found royal_face.gif on my computer, and I don't know what to do with it, so here, you take it.

we are all sherman

If the "how can you post about SPORTSBALL when we're LIVING under FASCISM" scolds paid attention to sportsball, they'd know what happens when a manager tries to get through a series using only his high-leverage relievers. There's no better example of why you can't go through life in panic mode 24/7

Your periodic reminder that you have the right to find out why your health insurer denied your claim. We built a tool to help you do it: projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

i'm on a million of the most hateful lists you can imagine, but sure, let's draw the line here

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Musk pilfered my social security info in plain sight mere months ago and every single week I get another data breach notification letter about my kids' dental records or whatever getting hacked. You cannot make me care about China

{yakov smirnoff voice} In Fascist America, Robert F. Kennedy commit grisly public murder of YOU!

The Orgy Dome has fallen