This is some of the dumbest shit I’ve seen in a sea of dumb shit online. All genocides & war crimes are bad; bad actions of a future govt unrelated to a previous historical atrocity doesn’t retroactively make said atrocity “A okay”! You have to be a certifiable moron to make this leap or comparison!

Watching Habs fans whine on here like entitled children about Kucherov is one of the funnier sports bluesky moments for me so far. FYI since apparently MTL fans are struggling with the rules. Cross-checking doesn’t require the player to be injured to be a penalty. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

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Great cause run by great people and you get to tap into your CFB pettiness as well. Give if you can! #CharitibundiBowl bsky.app/profile/infa...

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@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social Happy to help you guys anyway I can for such a good cause especially when I can combine it with honoring this beautiful tone setting Major Wright hit in the National Championship! m.youtube.com/shorts/NvAXW... #CharityBowl #GoGators

@cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social a testament to how much Cinephobe has infected my life. Listening to NIN/Boyz Noize collab & 2:18 mark Trent sings “copy, copy, copy, copy” & its the same candanece of Dante’s Peak; was waiting for him to drop CAPPUCCINO! m.youtube.com/watch?v=APf3...

@edsbs.bsky.social based on my anecdotal experience I am 100% sure everyone who loves CFB, will love Euro Darts Championship. Every guy has a l awesome unironic nickname like “The Wall” cuz he’s 5’5” 265lb Dutchman, enters the arena like Jordan on the 72 win Bulls team as the crowd goes nuts!

Women’s basketball is awesome; that championship game was terrible. Both of these things can be true. Boat races in title games regardless of pro/college or male or female are bad watches, unless your the fanbase of the teaming doing the drubbing. Congrats to UCLA that was a drubbing of Dawn & Co.

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

My son is so based.

hey I think it should be legal to set this place on fire

international women’s day

this has only become more poignant as I’ve grown older and had children of my own and come to the realization that I, like Homer, will never be allowed to retire

you are literally the one guy who isn't allowed to complain about this

Imagine missing the point so bad cause your head is so far up your own ass being performative online. Don’t take law enforcement statements as fact when they kill people (this applies globally), until independent verification occurs. Like how the fuck are ppl this dense in 2026?!

Gotta love tankie boot lickers who’d be questioning any other state killing done by Western LE as suspicious but when their favorite commie cosplay govt does it, it’s 100% true! I think it’s healthier to be skeptical of ALL cop claims until proven with facts, no matter your political preferences.

dawg🥹

i wonder if famed investigative journalist matt taibbi will have anything to say about this

“Ring uses AI to help find lost dogs” yup it probably stops there, sounds fine

Bad Bunny “together we are America”

Benito is fuckin killing it

I may hate them but it’s pretty cool they got Baby Billy to introduce the Patriots!

The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny

Dan Prostituta

Hands down worst AFC championship matchup of my lifetime; two flawed & lucky teams. Go argue with someone else.

Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

No scope

New CFP conference rankings just dropped SEC > ACC > Big Ten > Sun Belt > American Athletic > Big 12

Cade Klubnik is one of the worst 5 star prospect QBs in the last decade. He’s terrible. The fact so many recruiting sites and experts had this kid as a can’t miss future NFL first round pick shows nobody knows much of anything when evaluating high schoolers.

You gotta hear this song, it'll change your life I swear. (plays the tone that makes people kill each other from "Kingsmen: The Secret Service")

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If you see a horrible tragedy happen in the world & your first thought is to post some terrible take about the victims actually deserved it because X, Y, Z…you are an irredeemable sack of shit.

got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies

Teams the 2025 Florida Gators scored at least 30 points against: - Long Island University - Florida State

losing to a 3-8 team? Couldn't be me

Florida is winning by 20

thinking of her today

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

Eli Manning, via Omaha Productions: "What day of the week do you work on scrambling?" Baker Mayfield: "I tried one time in Fayetteville, Arkansas — it didn't go too well. Wound up getting arrested."

TREY SMACK

This is a fumble & should be called as such. Terrible miss by the refs.