Molotov cocktails are just the technological reality now. You can adapt your workflows to them or get left behind. At my company every employee has to use at least one per day. It’s a vibrant and competitive field full of potential.

At some point, someone should ask how one could ensure the security of southern Lebanese residents.

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

Sometimes readers are skeptical when I tell them that retailers would rather pay for self-checkout kiosks and product lockup systems and all manner of other questionable in-store tech rather than staffing because of an ideological preference for capital spending over labor spending and, well,,,

when there was only one set of footprints that's when sand people attacked because they always travel single-file to hide their numbers

Ma'am your chud husband was shot down while bombing toddlers. Yes he is an anointed hero of the american Volk. No you will not get to keep the house. Here's an AI video of him with a spinning black sun behind his head like a halo meeting with Charlie Kirk in Hyperborea

Israel committing genocide in Gaza: Don't start a war if you don't like the consequences, we get to do whatever we want now, fuck international law! Israel after starting a war with Iran: How dare you use cluster munitions and target civilians!? Does international law mean nothing to you?

Oh so now copyright matters.

Cops are the only public service that gets increased funding anymore.

Despite not wanting it, a well-known international car hire company backed me into a corner so I had to buy their damage insurance. I made sure I damaged the car to a cost of several times what they charged me.

The only good April Fools joke was when a library posted a headline saying “Study Shows Literacy Problems BC People Reply To Articles They Didn’t Read” When you clicked the link “lol April Fools there is no article. Tell no one” Then people who had not clicked the link argued about literacy all day.

Alberta separatism isn’t motivated by equalization policies, Senate seats, carbon taxes or oil. These tired complaints may ride shotgun on independence, but bigotry drives the truck. thetyee.ca/Analysis/202...

Maybe the real April Fool is the damn Cheeto in the White House.

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

Every. Goddamn. Company.

Reporter: So are you a stoic like Mr. Poilievre? Avi Lewis: A stoic? I'm a libertine.

Damn, Israel really is just Nazi Germany.

OpenAI's Sora and Meta's metaverse were shuttered the same week. Both were defined by an aesthetic that embodies Silicon Valley's current project: to undermine labor, replace art + lived experience with digital facsimiles, and extract value at any cost. And users recoiled at the mere sight of them.

new quinnipiac poll on ai suggests bluesky users are not the ones living in a bubble over this shit. nobody trusts it, nobody’s excited about it (6 percent say they’re “very excited” about it- more believe in mermaids). 21-point majority thinks it does more harm than good poll.qu.edu/poll-release...

Honest question, what steady defence of Canadian sovereignty has Carney took part in? What policies has he pursued that have helped Canadians who don’t own extraction corporations? Built houses during a housing crisis? Nope. Cut the budget actually. Where has he helped?

I think with the level of venom with which AI proponents have treated artists, writers, musicians, whole creative industries, they deserve at the very least to have that venom met in kind, and I hope it stings. I'm only sorry it hasn't happened sooner. Party's over, enjoy the hangover.

It's funny thinking of all the media depictions of America being the greatest system in the world, all the praise of the checks and balances and then seeing a senile fascist walk in and do whatever atrocity he likes with zero pushback from that system.

Just change the name of the Alberta NDP already. Call it the progressive oil and gas party or anything else because it doesn't matter

ai feature implementation strategy is essentially “how annoying can we make the ui” so people accidently hit ai features so these companies can brag about how “highly used” ai features are internally

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Canada has revoked the visa of Rima Hassan, a member of European Parliament who was to come and speak about Palestinian Liberation. Meanwhile, we allow genocidaire members of the IDF tour the country with impunity.

In the same week a pro-Israel terrorist plotted to kill an American, and Israeli soldiers killed journalists & medics and tortured a baby, some are busy calling it a “purity test” on whether you think all that is genocidal — and smearing a streamer who, per their logic, is “Pure”

JP: We heard from former NDP leader Tom Mulcair. He said that you know you should be in the House to take on the Liberals if you want to be a viable opposition leader Avi Lewis: Thank you for giving me the opportunity to say that I have no intention of taking advice from Thomas Mulcair

Well well well, who's laughing at the $700 3DO now

Everyone relax, Kash Patel’s PERSONAL email was hacked. As we all know, conservatives don’t conduct any government business on personal email because they believe it’s wrong

You know the oil market is in a healthy position when I keep getting questions along the lines of "but what if we just drew every global stock/inventory to zero, how long would that buy us?"

"Why won't people rise up against the government protecting them from an army of genocidal maniacs?"

Anyway, Carney's view of international (and domestic) affairs very much seems to be: make the (trade) deal, and let the private sector work its magic. Missing, both domestically and internationally, is any attention to governance, diplomacy and the like.

The Jetsons lied to us

BREAKING: @aoc.bsky.social and @sanders.senate.gov are introducing a ban on AI data centers and other hyperscale data centers. The ban would remain until Congress passes new AI legislation. That legislation must ensure AI is safe, benefits workers, and doesn't raise electricity prices.

Edinburgh staff urge university to ditch OpenAI deal: www.timeshighereducation.com/news/edinbur...

Shot, chaser. Predicted and predictable, because this is what happens when you automate with AI. The cost of Mark Carney’s AI rollout will be measured in ruined lives. Expect similar outcomes at scale across the entire government. 🎁 www.thestar.com/gift-redeem?...

"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written

"We believe the logical thing to do is have Fortress North America," says Canada's energy minister to Houston oil crowd. Not exactly what the government is telling Canadians about US relations. 🤔 subscriber.politicopro.com/article/eene...

the types of podcasts: a guide

Okay these tie-ins need to stop

I’m at ICE HQ

So not only did Avi Lewis’s NDP leadership campaign raise more money with a higher number of donations than all of his leadership rivals combined, but McPherson and Ashton received a greater proportion of their fundraising totals from donations greater than $1,000.

President declares "sike!", DOW immediately jumps 5%

AI users are class traitors.

Americans are really stupid

i wanna squat in random white people's homes and call it self defense