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How hard is it to send one big group text saying "lol ur fired, get fucked haha"?
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rax ālevon honkersā king
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i really want to hit 60k followers. iām in a followers contest with a friend of mine and iād really like to widen my lead on him. no the friend is not aware that weāre in a contest
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Very funny to me that the women's team will be partying in luxury in Vegas with Flavor Flav and the men's team settled for this:
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Jack
3 days ago
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I love this show so much
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3 days ago
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Micah
4 days ago
since I am not done Alysa Liu-posting, here she is making heart hands at the trans flag because she rules
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Chris Kluwe
5 days ago
Lost a lot of respect on this one. This a great answer if you want to be a follower. If you want to lead, then fucking lead. Take the hits, even when it sucks. Do the right thing because itās the right thing to do. Iāll never ask anyone to do something Iām not willing to do myself.
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Mike Schuster
5 days ago
The Mother of all Segues incoming
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Just turned on the closing ceremonies and I don't know what's going on here but I'm into it.
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Patrick Monahan
17 days ago
Big fan of how when you medal at the Olympics they ALSO bestow upon you some little guys, from the little guy briefcase/tray
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Luke Knox
5 days ago
Connor Hellebuyck after this game:
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Ryan Gilbert
5 days ago
The Tkachuk brothers would be upset about some of your posts if they could read.
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Gal Pal Sports
5 days ago
Hughes brothers >>>> Tkachuks
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Rodger Sherman
5 days ago
there should be a "you don't have to give them the Olympic mascot plushie if they're clearly very sad" rule at these medal ceremonies
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At least we won gold in our REAL national sport (women's team pursuit speed skating)
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On the plus side, Toronto fans don't have to be conflicted about cheering for McJesus (and we can stay mad at Matthews for continuing to fail to deliver when it matters)
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lunch enjoyer
5 days ago
USA hockey rn
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Alex Kirshner
5 days ago
Poor Crosby is watching on some monitor in the trainer's room while McDavid and Celebrini blow breakaways and MacKinnon misses an empty net the size of the Great Wall of China. He's got to be the sickest man in Milan
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Rodger Sherman
5 days ago
the hockey has been so good in these Olympics because Italy is the homeland of the Zamboni. they're just so much better over there, you have to go there to experience it
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Alex Kirshner
5 days ago
This has to be so tough for Gretzky. On the one hand, the country he's cared about most for his entire adult life and has aligned himself with in geopolitical conflict. On the other hand, Canada
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Jerry Chen
5 days ago
bluesky, the north american yelling about hockey app
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JF
6 days ago
whatever happened to that one guy? he would always go around on campus and argue with kids about his right wing opinions. like he would say really nasty stuff and smile when they got mad? he had his own company for it, actually. i think he was married to some lady too. havent seen him lately
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Timothy Burke
7 days ago
it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a
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Rob Delaney
7 days ago
Linda yaccarino told me the tweet I did that made Elon musk buy twitter was something like āwent to movie w my neighbor Karen & when I got to bottom of popcorn bucket I felt warm brisket & she gruntedā. I am very sorry
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VĘX Werewolf
7 days ago
"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.
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The casualness with which he admits these horrific acts, perpetrated to impress FUCKING PIERS MORGAN. I don't often wish death on people but...
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7 days ago
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Polly Esther Pants
8 days ago
Now that the catās out of the bag, and thereās no way to put it back in: I need everybody to know that yes, my last name really is Manlove, so thatās one more point on the board for nominative determinism
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AI could never produce a work of art like this. Only the most depraved human mind could.
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11 days ago
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Ken Jennings
11 days ago
Are you traveling between a Wheel-then-Jeopardy! city and a Jeopardy!-then-Wheel city? Know your rights!
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera
11 days ago
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Vicky ACAB
11 days ago
Voting is the only political leverage you have, which is why you need to promise to give your vote to the first person who says he wants it with no questions asked
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samantha
11 days ago
those camps were built under obama and kept open under biden. ICE budgets increased every year under obama and biden. no one from the first trump term was prosecuted and biden told trump "welcome home" on inauguration day neo-liberalism doesn't fight fascism it enables it.
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Nate Bethea
12 days ago
I am but a roving bard. However, I have visited every continent aside from Antarctica and experienced many temperature extremes, calculated in Fahrenheit as well as Celsius, and the answer to the question of which is better is always going to be "the one with which you have the most experience"
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Chris Person
12 days ago
Time to dust off a classic
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Jessica Ellis
13 days ago
Iām sure this dude is fine. He does have a Nazi tattoo. And says women whine about sexual assault in the military. And that black people are stupid. But gosh darn it he says heās a progressive, and since heās white and male, who can really say whatās in a personās heart.
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die was absolutely bonkers in the best way. I wish they made more movies like this
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Jon Bois
14 days ago
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
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Patrick Cosmos
14 days ago
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
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At least when they shit the bed next January, they'll be doing it in a bedpan.
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14 days ago
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Cal Horton (they/them)
15 days ago
I am one of the most published academics on the childhood social transition, with 5 peer reviewed articles that relate to the topic. There is so much evidence of benefit of social transition. There is no evidence of harm. Not one jot. This will literally kill trans kids. No exaggeration.
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Scott Aukerman
15 days ago
SHEāS ALIVE????
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Museum of Twitter
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"HVAC technician making 100k a year that grew up (and still lives) in the suburbs but grew a Duck Dynasty beard in his 30s and joined a gun club" is who I imagine Kid Rock makes music for.
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17 days ago
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Pat
18 days ago
Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. Heād be like bad bunny in this situation.
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libby watson
18 days ago
if im being wheeled into the operating room and there's some fuckass AI scalpel gameboy in there you can go ahead and kill me normal style instead
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Jason Concepcion
19 days ago
me with 2 years of spanish study when I recognize a word during Benito's halftime performance
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Peter
19 days ago
the set design and choreography was so beautiful that it was irrelevant that Iām a dummy who canāt understand Spanish
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Mike Schuster
20 days ago
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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