How hard is it to send one big group text saying "lol ur fired, get fucked haha"?

i really want to hit 60k followers. i’m in a followers contest with a friend of mine and i’d really like to widen my lead on him. no the friend is not aware that we’re in a contest

Very funny to me that the women's team will be partying in luxury in Vegas with Flavor Flav and the men's team settled for this:

I love this show so much

since I am not done Alysa Liu-posting, here she is making heart hands at the trans flag because she rules

Lost a lot of respect on this one. This a great answer if you want to be a follower. If you want to lead, then fucking lead. Take the hits, even when it sucks. Do the right thing because it’s the right thing to do. I’ll never ask anyone to do something I’m not willing to do myself.

The Mother of all Segues incoming

Just turned on the closing ceremonies and I don't know what's going on here but I'm into it.

Big fan of how when you medal at the Olympics they ALSO bestow upon you some little guys, from the little guy briefcase/tray

Connor Hellebuyck after this game:

The Tkachuk brothers would be upset about some of your posts if they could read.

Hughes brothers >>>> Tkachuks

there should be a "you don't have to give them the Olympic mascot plushie if they're clearly very sad" rule at these medal ceremonies

At least we won gold in our REAL national sport (women's team pursuit speed skating)

On the plus side, Toronto fans don't have to be conflicted about cheering for McJesus (and we can stay mad at Matthews for continuing to fail to deliver when it matters)

USA hockey rn

Poor Crosby is watching on some monitor in the trainer's room while McDavid and Celebrini blow breakaways and MacKinnon misses an empty net the size of the Great Wall of China. He's got to be the sickest man in Milan

the hockey has been so good in these Olympics because Italy is the homeland of the Zamboni. they're just so much better over there, you have to go there to experience it

This has to be so tough for Gretzky. On the one hand, the country he's cared about most for his entire adult life and has aligned himself with in geopolitical conflict. On the other hand, Canada

bluesky, the north american yelling about hockey app

whatever happened to that one guy? he would always go around on campus and argue with kids about his right wing opinions. like he would say really nasty stuff and smile when they got mad? he had his own company for it, actually. i think he was married to some lady too. havent seen him lately

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

Linda yaccarino told me the tweet I did that made Elon musk buy twitter was something like “went to movie w my neighbor Karen & when I got to bottom of popcorn bucket I felt warm brisket & she grunted”. I am very sorry

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

The casualness with which he admits these horrific acts, perpetrated to impress FUCKING PIERS MORGAN. I don't often wish death on people but...

Now that the cat’s out of the bag, and there’s no way to put it back in: I need everybody to know that yes, my last name really is Manlove, so that’s one more point on the board for nominative determinism

AI could never produce a work of art like this. Only the most depraved human mind could.

Are you traveling between a Wheel-then-Jeopardy! city and a Jeopardy!-then-Wheel city? Know your rights!

Voting is the only political leverage you have, which is why you need to promise to give your vote to the first person who says he wants it with no questions asked

those camps were built under obama and kept open under biden. ICE budgets increased every year under obama and biden. no one from the first trump term was prosecuted and biden told trump "welcome home" on inauguration day neo-liberalism doesn't fight fascism it enables it.

I am but a roving bard. However, I have visited every continent aside from Antarctica and experienced many temperature extremes, calculated in Fahrenheit as well as Celsius, and the answer to the question of which is better is always going to be "the one with which you have the most experience"

Time to dust off a classic

I’m sure this dude is fine. He does have a Nazi tattoo. And says women whine about sexual assault in the military. And that black people are stupid. But gosh darn it he says he’s a progressive, and since he’s white and male, who can really say what’s in a person’s heart.

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die was absolutely bonkers in the best way. I wish they made more movies like this

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

At least when they shit the bed next January, they'll be doing it in a bedpan.

I am one of the most published academics on the childhood social transition, with 5 peer reviewed articles that relate to the topic. There is so much evidence of benefit of social transition. There is no evidence of harm. Not one jot. This will literally kill trans kids. No exaggeration.

SHE’S ALIVE????

"HVAC technician making 100k a year that grew up (and still lives) in the suburbs but grew a Duck Dynasty beard in his 30s and joined a gun club" is who I imagine Kid Rock makes music for.

Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.

if im being wheeled into the operating room and there's some fuckass AI scalpel gameboy in there you can go ahead and kill me normal style instead

me with 2 years of spanish study when I recognize a word during Benito's halftime performance

the set design and choreography was so beautiful that it was irrelevant that I’m a dummy who can’t understand Spanish

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics