Wish Marner had a 19.75 on-ice sh% one playoffs in Toronto. I guess he didn't want it as much then

Ding ding ding! The ethos when I first came over here was "don't engage, block instead" and while I don't necessarily follow that as much as I should, I DEFINITELY do it any time I see a "Bluesky is a bubble" take

The thing about “Bluesky is a bubble” takes is that they start with the false assumption that social media is our job or some sort of responsibility. This isn’t my job. It’s probably not yours, either. It’s not our responsibility to ruin our days on a Nazi hellsite or to talk to dummies here.

This rules

I’m bored of the “is bluesky an echo chamber” debate, we need a more exciting one: is bluesky an evil haunted carnival?

Repeating my old Twitter adage: Is it "discourse" or is it one very loud wrong man we can all block?

It's ok Vladdy, no need to try to beat that throw to 1st

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

If someone wants to leak me a copy of this app (either .apk or .ipa), please reach out on Signal — my username is zackwhittaker.1337 — and I would be keen to run this app through Burp Suite to see how it works. Happy to grant anonymity.

I can't believe we turned "Laptop Worker" into a term of derision. We now have the tech and business models to allow millions of people to make a living in ways unthered to a farm plot, assembly line,, or cubicle. That's very cool! Do not project your weird yearning for the mines on to me.

Live your life with the same confidence that Vlad has that nobody has ever beat a throw to first.

Ern. Dawg.

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

Just finished putting down 25 bags of mulch in our garden beds. It's 29 degrees, feels like 35. Today was supposed to be the cooler day! Woof

when I say things like “this is downstream of Dems not believing in anything” people jump into my replies and say Dems believe in abortion, fighting racism, and LGBT rights, and the answer to that is: not according to the scoreboard

Steve Irwin didn’t have this much trouble with Rays.

At least Carney just went full pro-business, anti-environment Conservative, maybe this'll give the NDP a fighting chance in the next election

Addison Barger put on 50lbs of muscle prior to the 2023 season. He went from 165lbs to 225lbs super rapidly and I’m not joking when I say I think the rest of body like his ligaments have had time to compensate for explosion of strength and power that’s come from that.

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

Springer is officially a Canadian now - he just apologized to the catcher for the catcher’s interference.

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

"noted firearms enthusiast", "Gun rights advocate" Real fuckin cute, @nbcnews.com

Written by JK Rowling

Pilot: *nose diving plane directly into a mountain, laughing maniacally* Copilot: "should I, uh..." David Lammy:

The rule stands

He loved going out to eat. Not in a food snob way. He just loved a hearty meal and connecting with people. In his honor, I encourage you to take someone you care about out to eat and tip more than you probably should.

My decision to never go on a cruise (initially environmentally inspired but then adding "floating vomitorium avoidance" as another reason) remains undefeated

Looks like the Epic Games store is giving away a free game they made about your mom:

The fact that if I ran for local office and won, I would have to take a pay cut to manage a $1.3 billion budget and make decisions that directly impact the well-being of half a million people is kind of insane. Unpopular but true: we under-pay our often disappointing politicians.

Buddy of mine who is on Tik Tok said that he came across Liam Lynch's "United States of Whatever" over there the other day... I wonder if they're ready for the *true* classics yet

Kinda funny that they turned a color photograph into black-and-white for this.

Whatever you might think of the Leafs’ weird hiring, under no circumstances, do you gotta hand it to Steve Simmons.

What's that you say? Oil companies just jacked the prices back up a couple weeks after the government removed a tax to ease gas prices? OMG who could have EVER predicted this?

I'm already getting Facebook ads for counterfeit Clement hockey jerseys. @bluejays.com I know you don't post on here but you might want to consider releasing more freebies with your giveaways

Just pretend I’m posting this in response to one of those ‘what is a tweet that lives rent free in your head’ prompts

We paid $75 park on StubHub to get a parking spot under the dome, And still had to get there at 3:30 in order to guarantee we got one of these jerseys. The fact that people were lined up at 2 :30 outside and still didn't get one is Bonkers

I keep banging this drum but it’s shamefully cheap (and therefore incredibly unsurprising from Rogers) to limit this to 15K people - especially when they sell GA tickets increasing the number of people in the building.

Say the line, mainstream media

Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious

Man. This game is a real Cleveland Steamer

Look for the helpers

My new favourite food at the dome - the chorizo queso! Actually filling and under 20 bucks!

finally, someone has figured out how to allow people to put money on what’s going to happen with the S&P 500

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

Guys, u know when beavers hear running water they obsessively try and dam it? 🦫 That jeff hoffman w filling empty bases in the 9th... he yearns to fill them. 🫠#bluejays50

Her platform already being palatable to someone as far right as Liz Cheney is not making the point you think it's making.

I bet a car could do this no problem, who cares. They’re the same to me