imagine being a kindly shopkeeper and you offer this thing a candy and he's like no i want meat and it better be pink in the middle and you're like uhh alright and when you give it to him you're like what do we say? and in his tiny voice he's like "strength never betrays" and you see his XP go up

I have bad eyesight and I should have been asleep an hour ago.

Giant mermaid

an easter chick hatching out of an egg shaped barrel imprints upon the first thing it sees: the crucifixion.

can’t say i expected to see a hell, michigan pride bumper sticker in the jackson hole parking lot

it also has this one

She left her agent because he was in the Epstein files, and just like that, there’s a bot-driven smear campaign. You fell for it with Amber Heard and Blake Lively, stop fucking falling for it.

I will die on the hill that it's inappropriate to call Easter "Zombie Jesus Day." Zombie is not a generic term for undead - it has a specific meaning. We HAVE a generic term for beings who have returned compos mentis from death in their original, physical bodies: Revenants.

HAPPY EASTER

Morn fight

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Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

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This one generational for real

this one lives in my head rent-free

Keep going. Save yourself.

This is the funniest reason for a character in a romance game to be non-romanceable

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

feeding churu to my cat #sketch

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

got myself a new game 🙏

cool hair day #ghosttrick #ghosttrickcosplay

Anyone wanna see the funniest 12 seconds that include a murder?

That ys me yn the corner That ys me yn the spot lighte orderinge doordash then seeinge a texte message alerte and thinkinge 'oh, who hath messaged me what new adventure' but it ys just the doordash confirmacioun

this is what actual literature discourse is like now

Rick Astley did the anti-milkshake duck. Started as a joke, earned our respect through good humor and humility, keeps earning our respect through those & his musical covers, did the house dad thing to raise his daughter, and is headed into graceful elderdom. Hats off to him.

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The best way to localize this would have been to have Asa ask what a joint is. Because her shit lord of a family was talking about passing her around like some joint. And Makio loudly declares, "Anyway, a joint is a cigarette rolled with marijuana!" Thank you.

> *vinyl scratch sound* > YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO > *ornithopter flyby* > 101.19 > *explosion* > ARRAKIS FM > *thumper sound* > WHERE WE ONLY PLAY THE SPICIEST TUNES > *sandworm sound* > *sardaukar chanting* > THIS AIN'T YOUR REVEREND MOTHER'S STATION > *imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*

it’s no contest

Here's a 1958 Pat Rodgers evening dress. Rodgers was an Australian designer of a Melbourne fashion house, Le Petite. She advocated for Australian fashion and thought they should not just copy French fashion...although this is very Dior looking. #Fashionhistory #FridayFrills #ootd

light reading

words to live by

11 years later and I still think on this daily.

Always loved that Josuke's response to potentially discovering the answer to the question of if We Are Alone In The Universe was to try to use this to cheat the neighborhood asshole out of money

it’s important to remember that every dollar spent on NASA generates $3 in economic activity - it generates good jobs in science, engineering, and manufacturing, and it develops new technologies that often make their way into our everyday lives

This one will be lodged in my skull till I'm in the dirt

Haven't seen it yet and I think about "So close! That is a shape." like once a week