YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

If you bite the coyote quick enough you can give the rabies back

Monica Lewinsky died in 1993 and Trump has been wearing her skin

Distant background NPC models get me bricked up

This is a step in the right direction. Fuck generative AI. bridgemi.com/michigan-env...

White House Had Prior Knowledge Of Cheney Threat

I want to smash them both with a torque converter

at the open house making a beeline for the crawlspace and wedging myself in there pretty good

🌯

cryptids

November? WRONG. Halloween again 🎃 : )

It’s his day.

I fucking love TikTok, dude

hell yeah i’m a gamer

I've gotten more pressure to use AI than I ever did drugs and alcohol.

“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.” Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.

Stephen Miller and JD Vance definitly have Trump sitting in front of a computer watching AI videos all day and then wheeling him out in front of cameras to say “Antifa have Gundams now and they’re tearing up the beautiful city of Portland. I’ve seen the devastation myself!”

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

GIMME SOMETHING TA BREAK

This is what pissing in the deep fryer sounds like

every Big Online Discourse™ reads like a transcript of people yelling at each other simultaneously catching every 3-4 words the other person is saying and assuming they understood it right

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

an extraordinary person with an extraordinary legacy who nevertheless didn’t take herself too seriously when Gary Larson published this cartoon, she was in Africa and her institute was horribly offended and drafted a complaint the whole thing was defused when she returned - she found it funny

happy halloween

They should invent a way to give an LLM cholera

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

taking Tylenol just to feel something (autistic)

helping my cat get their claw unstuck from a blanket

Whatever chucklefuck decided to put ads in minesweeper deserves shingles and scabies

Des Moines has you all beat

Magic erasers are just Mr. Clean's teeth. He grows them back like a shark, and he's much bigger than you think.

the most loyal steed 🐎

I had a weird dream about a cereal that was like cookie crisp but it had other shapes like cowboys and bugs and Mongols in it. I ate it out of an old bathtub in the backyard of the house I'm buying.

🎵Drinking up a pint of glue, it's the noble thing to do!🎵

Some feller I know bought one of those Amish dogs and the damn thing had two mouths. One mouth only ate drywall and the other mouth only ate toddlers. He had to put it down after he found out but the second mouth.

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

Jin Sakai Pleads with Samurai to find Common Ground with Mongols hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Get in the car loser we've been fucking farting

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

You better be able to charge this one in the microwave like they promised all those years ago

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

otter eating abalone

Life would probably be a lot simpler if I had the lobotomy that they apparently give to BMW drivers

I want to beat this thing to death with a hammer

Someone should invent a way to give ebola to an AI

Hopefully it's a Labor Day miracle