Found these in the loft, which brought back fond memories of decorating the Christmas tree at my old school.

FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES: During one of Doe's encounters with Epstein, he took her to Mar-a-Lago where he introduced her to its owner, Donald J. Trump. Introducing 14-year-old Doe to Donald J. Trump,... 1/2

I took an oath to defend the Constitution, the rule of law, and our First Amendment rights. Which means I won't let this Administration silence me. Because in the Navy, we don't give up the ship.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

She’s just trying to beat Farage’s record of fucking an entire country.

They have an overseas office as well www.abmc.gov/video/norman...

Exactly where are their headquarters? Oh wait...we know ARLINGTON CEMETERY

The NYT photo desk FTW. www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...

Fuck FIFA and their fucked up prize

can’t believe Jared Kushner was unable to negotiate a meaningful and just peace with Putin

What a great headline

"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

Terrific

WOW, new signage!

The Trump World View From the new Private Eye, out now.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Mike is on a cruise down Denial River.

This guy is brilliant 🤣

Take this question to every maga

Absolute perfection. #Reform

Gotta love Private Eye. Always cuts through the crap.

Farage: epic grifter

As November approaches, never forget that the BBC pinned a poppy on Cookie Monster. "YPRES MAKE COOKIE MONSTER SAD. NO COOKIES AT SOMME."

If a temporary resident of the White House can totally demolish the East Wing to build a gaudy ballroom, without any authority, approval, or regulation, he can tear down the rest of the White House to build a Walmart. That this destruction is allowed underscores how off the rails our country is now.

Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.

this is very satisfying to watch.

Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.

Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.

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🙏🏻 Once again, the public is asked to forgive Prince Andrew. 👇🏻 Please watch and share this #BrokenNews report: youtu.be/AvRITcinvik

As seen at No Kings Atlanta:

#NoKings Miami!

He sang Rod Stewart, danced — and then ICE grabbed him. @timmiller.bsky.social talks with @roadsteamer.bsky.social about his detention in Portland

How can Trump be the man who knows everything and nothing at the same time? He's Schrodinger's Twat.

You gotta give ‘em hop.

Portland 🔥

Crypto is scam. Crypto is crime. Crypto is corrupt. Crypto is theft. Crypto is harm. Crypto is fraud. Crypto is waste. Crypto is pollution. Crypto is exploitation. Crypto is deception. Crypto is suicide. www.thestreet.com/crypto/busin...

The whole internet loves Cola Bottle Nate, a lovely guy who almost kills himself eating Haribro cola bottles! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you Mr. Rimmington is racist

The frogs have landed in Chicago!

Pritzker: "This guy is unhinged. He's insecure. He's a wannabe dictator. And there's one thing I really want to say to Donald Trump. If you come for my people, you come through me. So come and get me."

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It’s straight from a Stewart Lee routine: ”what, literally? They built *how* many reactors while we were redefining what a woman is? Five reactors?”