“Ahhhh, it’s very much we hope under control” is the final line of the first chapter in every single zombie apocalypse book ever written

yes @jd-vance-1.bsky.social is notoriously a democrat

Trump: I'm going to destroy an entire civilization. We're going to keep killing people in boats. Senator Kelly should be executed. ICE protesters are domestic terrorists. Immigrants are vermin. Raskin: Donald Trump is bad for this country. Bash: Do you regret your heated rhetoric, Rep. Raskin?

Twain would recognize Whiskey Pete’s heresy: bsky.app/profile/mala...

BOILER UP!

Mike Johnson denies request to let Reverend Jesse Jackson lie in honor at the Capitol. Guess you have to be a racist podcaster before this regime will honor you.

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

🚨🚨🚨Video captures a DHS employee break the window at the Eugene Oregon Fed Building. They declared a riot and tear gassed everyone over it.

The weird thing is, everyone who swore they were going to watch the TPUSA Klan Bake and not a single second of the Bad Bunny show…did nothing but tweet all night about their issues with the Bad Bunny show.

Imagine finding out the lawless goon who shot you multiple times for no reason texted this after to his co-worker?

SEN. @hickenlooper.senate.gov : “Death cards left behind by ICE agents — cards with white supremacist history left in detained immigrants' abandoned cars… Imagine finding your brother's empty car with one of these in the driver's seat. Cruelty for the sake of cruelty." (H/T @lulacorg.bsky.social )

UPDATE: Minnesota Department of Corrections puts out a statement refuting Bovino’s lies about the man they say they were arresting before they killed Alex Pretti. The Trump regime’s lies are endless.

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

Here’s one I wish I never had to write. I call it “Minnesota.”

“Heartbroken but also very angry… sickening lies by the administration… reprehensible and disgusting… Alex is clearly not holding a gun… please get the truth out about our son, he was a good man…”

Carrying a gun is not illegal and in fact, many would say it’s the most patriotic thing you can do. What is illegal is executing a man after you’ve taken his gun and he poses no immediate threat. It was murder plain and simple.

All those people downtown yesterday, no ICE involvement, and not one incident. ICE shows up in a neighborhood and now another Minnesotan is dead. It's pretty obvious who the violent outside agitators are.

Why would Donald Trump pardon a child molester? Oh, wait! I think I know the answer to that.

“Do I support mass deportations? Why would I do that? These people are contributing to 🇺🇸.” 🫡 @DemSocialists just reminded us about this old Nick Shirley clip where he stopped the wrong lady and got cooked

The president who pardons a meth dealer wants us to believe he is stealing Venezuela from Venezuelans because he is so against dealing drugs, not because he's greedy to put oil money in a private Qatar bank.

Republicans insisting the Clintons testify about what’s in the Epstein Files instead of just releasing the Epstein Files is peak idiocy.

It's beginning to look like all of those guns Americans buy to keep government in check were only ever bought for school shootings.

Minnesota ICE agents tell a child that they will put a bullet in her head if she doesn't shut up. #cdnpoli