It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

You're probably going to see a bunch of arguments from people that are near-identical to the takes of 2003. And maybe even by the same people! Just know that they were wrong then, they'll be wrong now.

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

mentally i am still here

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour

“New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants and as of tonight, led by an immigrant… So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.”

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

i thought Foucault was kinda meh until Eric Adams spent $150 million to catch turnstile jumpers who cost the MTA about $100k in lost fare income. my man went off with that "discipline and punish" "everything is prison" shit. he absolutely nailed it

it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

andrew cuomo is emblematic of everything people despise about the democratic party and zohran is everything people want in politics, he represents hope for a better world

today I am thinking a lot about the 2016 bathroom ban and the subsequent uproar and how completely insane it feels to be here, 9 years later. and I think what you have to take away from that is so much responsibility lies with right-wing media, sure - but also with The Atlantic, with the NYTimes,

see this is why dictators normally force people to be at their rallies. if no one shows up to your fascism parade you just look like a loser who couldn't even graduate from bozo college. authoritarianism 101 really

the new york knicks are trying to kill me

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

re-upping my position that raimi’s spider-man 2 is the single best superhero ever made, one of his best movies, and also the closest thing anyone has ever done to putting a silver age comic directly on screen

none of this would be happening if you all voted for hawk tuah 2024

Absolute obliteration

touching the stove and feeling nothing

A set of jangling keys will return in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"

Ever think about how Facebook convinced all the news outlets to pivot to video and then it turned out they were juicing the metrics so it didn't actually work but by that point lots of the media had cut all the resources for text-based news and we're still dealing with the fallout from that now?

if you don't support trans people I'm going to break your knees with a huge rock and push you off a bridge. when they say "fix your hearts or die" I'm the fate implied in the second option. I already have the rock and there are bridges everywhere

Donald Trump: Today, I am pleased to announce that I am handing control of the US military over to The Thirteenth Angel. He's an all-powerful destructive being and says he's going to cause the Final Impact and cleanse the planet of all human life. Chuck Schumer: This will raise the price of eggs.

not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff

BALATRO ROBBED

wow the parade this year was crazy

local woman gets tickets to the black parade tour, more at 11

All the Trump cabinet announcements are like “And I’ve named this parrot that only knows how to say racial slurs to be Secretary of the Interior”

2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?” 2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”

can’t we just bring back message boards

One of the best feeds on here is just a collection of paywall-free/gift news links bsky.app/profile/did:...

some medieval cats