Do star trek replicators have safety procautions on them? If I made a recording that just said "Piss, hot" and left it on could I just flood the enterprise.

Behold, the best comment on my latest dub (Ahem, which you can see here btw: www.youtube.com/shorts/V42jV...) #metalgearsolid #mgs #mgsv #skullface

not true

We currently have a Supreme Court that seriously claims (with no explanation) that the current occupant of the Presidency suffers irreparable harm by having to follow existing law, the constitutionality of which has never before been in doubt or even questioned.

They had a show in the 90’s called Taz Mania where Taz had a family that dressed like humans which establishes that he wasn’t actually a wild animal but just sort of a weird naked guy

another goat girl

And that's how you integrate digital elements into an exhibition. Part of the temporary "China's Dinosaur World" at the Shanghai Natural History Museum, China. Closing this November. Video source: Shanghai Let's Meet

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UPDATE: The man ICE violently arrested has been identified as Job Arias-Mendoza. Two weeks ago he published a video to his social media accounts of ICE handcuffing a man in front of a liquor store—it has more than 200,000 views on TikTok. streetcarsuburbs.news/arias-mendoz...

Hinako, I think you eat sugar too much ... #SILENTHILLf

The rebranding of reactionary gender and biological essentialism as “heterodox and challenging ideas to which liberal students must be exposed” is one of the greatest achievements of our stupid era. Congratulations to the reactionary centrists who helped make it happen - you dupes, you utter dolts.

From the "Walking Distance" series: "Memorials (commodities)", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2023- $800(Cdn) #art

i'm reclaiming pussy

Hey great post but can you use proper alt-text next time? It should say, “a photo of a grotesquely large pink pig with feces resting on its huge inflamed testicles”

today it is the birthening of me

There is no measured way to say what I am about to say. If the Supreme Court agrees with the Trump administration to end birthright citizenship, we must end this current Supreme Court. I do not say this lightly.

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Full video since YouTube removed it

This is going to end up being the most pointless and expensive "this meeting could have been an email" in history.

What the fuck?

WAPO SCOOP: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos,” multiple people familiar with the event told The Washington Post. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

i still can't believe how much he's obsessed with this "warrior ethos" shit. it's 2025 and the US secretary of defense is a guy who probably genuinely thinks "Medal of Honor: Warfighter" is a cool-sounding title for a video game

The superintendent they just kidnapped is a former Olympic athlete who runs footraces with the kids from his schools while wearing a maroon suit and a bowtie. This is quite simply about the people in power feeling threatened by Black excellence.

Disbanding ICE and prosecuting everyone who led and worked for it is, in fact, the moderate position.

More than anything, they want to be patted on the head and told they're a good boy by the liberal elites

In Super Mario RPG, the Guerrilla enemy is a "knock-off" of Donkey Kong. This is referenced in a unique way by its Japanese name, which replaces two of its characters with similar ones as though on a bootleg product logo. In English, this could be conveyed as e.g. "Donkev Konq".

I'm a trans woman, and i pilot a great metal beast that breathes and roars. I am locked in constant conflict with pilots of lesser machines. The lives of those i care about depends on my constant excellence. I'm a school bus driver. My life is the world's least-sexy mechsploitation

Underrated benefit of being an OG youtuber is you constantly get "Holy shit, you're old" comments.

WHITE GIRL TAKE THAT SHIT OFF IMMEDIATELY

look I’m not saying “all my political opponents are evil pedophiles” but I’m not NOT saying it

it turns out i just really like drawing visible makeup on them

putting Constantine in your favorite DC characters list is the biggest gay dog whistle imaginable

Perhaps (perhaps!) they too are starting to realize my point that the more videos like this get shown to millions of people while they refuse to take any responsibility to discipline officers, it might endanger the very officers they claim to want to protect!

In a genuine WOW moment, this administration publicly acknowledges (perhaps for the first time) that an ICE officer violated procedure and will be taken off duty and subject to an investigation. This is a step in the right direction — I just wish it wasn't only because of such an awful viral video.

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Braids are a great way to keep your hair out of your face, especially when ICE teargasses you. Also they don’t get caught in a respirator. 10/10 would recommend.

Still trying to find a roomie, hmu!

the onion article "Sanrio debuts new divorced character" presented without context almost tricked me, but "Batsu-Ichi" literally means divorced

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

widely regarded as a one-hit wonder, despite actually having a lot of smaller successes and producing a lot of really beautiful stuff

I don’t think I was ever suspended because I am an experienced Poster.

I wanna know what your least justified suspension on Twitter was. Mine was the time I dunked on some little conservative shithead named Brilyn Hollyhand, quote tweeted him and said ‘This yakubian snow apes name really is Brilyn Hollyhand’. Got like 40k likes and caught a 7 day

I made a thread about how much I loved the Adventures of Tintin and naturally I got a reply like "well I didnt like it" (as people always feel the need to do when i talk about something I like) and I told them to fill their pockets with stones and walk into the sea

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

If they had the capacity to do this, it would be really bad. And they probably will try to do a couple of high profile examples to make you think they *do* have the capacity. But like a lot of stuff, this is a memo designed to get you to voluntarily stop doing stuff they don’t like.