people are making fun of this but like there's no way these two aren't having the most fun anyone has ever had in human history

Those bribe hungry assholes at FIFA didn't even invent 4-way football for the opening match at the world cup

Hmmm where did all my bacteria go? The hungry bacteriophage: Ѫ

Bri'ish metalhead be like "I bloody love me'ol"

Somehow the baby Yoda returned

Simpsons fan who fervently ships Homer and Marge and is extremely smug about Harge being canon

Why would poptimism, a movement to recognize the quality of pop music, arise in the USA, a country with notably Bad pop music? If I didn't know better I'd suspect the boys from Langley are involved

Any journalists on this app can you convince Trump to try this move

Hollywood movies about greek things: - this is Sparta - the Iliad - the odyssey Greek movies: - what if a guy danced sirtaki on the beach - father of the bride thinks everything is secretly Greek

Bulgarian state record label Balkanton was a bunch of Hypno kink perverts. No other explanation for this swirly

there's something so gutting about how she got the world we all wanted so bad, the one we're fighting to create for the younger generation - an early transition supported by a loving family and circle of friends - and then got cut down anyway

accidentally ended up on habsburg youtube

(DO NOT PUBLISH BEFORE BOSNIA GETS TO QUARTER FINAL) It's 1994, POTUS is an Epstein associate, USA is hosting FIFA world cup and an unexpected Balkan team is doing great It's 2026, POTUS is an Epstein associate, USA is hosting FIFA world cup and an unexpected Balkan team is doing great

You should be allowed to blow your ears the same way you blow your nose

Consuming media (eating CDs)

you don't need generative ai when you have eager teenagers making fifty thousand breakcore albums with anime art every single day with their own two hands, albums so stupid they drain your MP and make you Cursed

Incredible

BRO! CHECK OUT THIS EXTREME METAL BAND RECC!! THEY HAVE 15 LISTENERS AND SOUND LIKE 3 OTHER BANDS YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD BUT NOT AS GOOD.

We're due to get aphex twin 4.0 version release in the next 5 years

Album made by the Fae:

I could capture a dandelion in one piece easily, no contraption needed

In America if you don't have a character named like "Joshua Christman" in your novel they will denounce you in the literary press

New found footage horror movie coming from the NPS Cambot

You know the alien shit is real with this analog horror-ass website

that one lesbian meme thing from a year ago but it's farcille (i'm going through my posts on my twitter sorry lmfao)

"top 100 albums of all time" look inside, 92 albums from USA, UK, and Anglo extended universe

Behaviores Report: 90% goode 5% kickt a remotecontrole to tha floor 5% went behinde tVee

Useless superpower: ability to raise your own blood pressure on command (can't force it back down, it has to lower itself naturally)

Mousecow made sure that she wasn't going to miss her second breakfast this morning. #EverybodyLovesMousecow #AndMissyToo

Remember to feed you local deer white monster and cigarettes

顔を強調するボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I'm a Borzoi with a prominent face.

Never before seen declassified image of extraterrestrial biological entity

Greatest comedian of all time?

please help rain make rent, they past due!

b0*st!