So you're about to have sex with someone and they dim the lights and put on this song. How do you react www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mxv...

People will be like "cats don't have facial expressions" I can see *exactly* when Yuko is about to enable PvP just from his face

The best character in Oblivion is the "Aaaaaiiiieee!" guy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEU2...

NO MOVEMENT. THREE DAYS LEFT. MY KIDS AND I WILL BE HOMELESS IN THE COLD. 2 OF US ARE DISABLED. I CANNOT WORK AND I AM WAITING ON GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE. WE NEED HELP ASAP.

i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd

Guy who refers to groundbreaking, life changing, mind broadening, moving works of art as "goodslop"

Bsky still hasn't told Chatman why he's banned smh

Yakuza sidestory characters after Kazuma Kiryu breaks all of their limbs and suplexes them into a trash can full of dirty syringes

Fallacious phallus

I like it when the Yakuza games include "nouveau riche" enemies that are just dudes in tacky golden suits that you beat up for lots of money. Shiny punching bag

Oh my god baby you're so buxommmmmmmm

posting this classic since it's Thanksgiving, bless you Jerma

Koseki Bijou

[Casts a spell that makes your pee smells funny] Asparagus!

I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to have sex with the turkey

[Metallica voice] LANDMINE Has taken my SIGHT Taken my SPEECH Taken my HEARING Taken my ARMS Taken my LEGS Taken my DICK Taken my BALLS Taken my ASS Taken my SHIT Taken my PISS Taken my CUM

I had a bug in BG3 (party member being considered neutral rather than allied by the game's code) that I only managed to fix by exploiting a completely different unrelated bug (using the Dominate Beast glitch to gain permanent allies). Rare example of two wrongs making a right.

My undercooked chicken sandwich delivery business is getting sued for "making people sick" even though our website clearly states getting salmonella from our food violates the terms of service. The White House should give me a few triillion dollars about this

Guy who pronounced 10000 as "hundred hundred"

How are you all doing tonight? Apart from the miasma obv

Onder ons

A few food items cats aren't meant to have that Yuko loves: -Cheese -Ice cream -Mayo -Custard -Rice pudding -Waffles -Pancakes -Pound cake -Shortbread cookies -Gingerbread -Lettuce (?) -Fries -Hotdog water (bro...)

Mom made rice pudding and Yuko wanted it. Bro be serious you're a cat, why do you want rice pudding when you're a cat be for real

Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/

Asking "who is that? friend of yours?" when your parents are watching TV

The most cat shaped cat

Y'all know what Kirby ate to get like this, yes?

Would be funny if a Rockstar game did a mission where you do the usual thing of driving your NPC ally to a place that's far away so they have a lot of time to yap at you while assuring you that there will most definitely not be a gunfight when you get there but for just this once, they're right

Okay but would you rather drink pilk (pepsi + milk) or eat pissy shitties (popcorn with coke poured into it)?

Just straight up pilking my shit

Big mommy pilkers

Point of pride: Made a post so bad it made bot-tan only give me sort of a backhanded compliment

Little known fact, I actually have homochromia irl. That means both my eyes are the same color

One of my companions in BG3 is on strike. She doesn't walk. She can still jump and even fly, but if you click somewhere on the ground for her to walk to, she won't do it. And if I'm not controlling her, she doesn't follow.

This is a Dutch language Wikipedia article about the act of inserting the cock and balls into someone pussy or asshole. There are no other language versions of the article and it asks [source?] 12 times in only 4 paragraphs. Just stellar stuff

Progress bars on computers, when they hit 100%, should spawn a second progress bar that shows the progress between "reaching 100%" and "actually being done"

Wait, this sword has more than one edge? Uh oh

If you want a meme to die, you need to kill it. Nothing kills the annoying thing kids do faster than adults getting in on it, making it lame. Be the element of fire and destroy the meme

I can tell bsky is spoiling me cause when someone links me something on X, the everything app, I instinctively look down at the replies cause I'm no longer used to it being all nazis, I've unlearned the "don't look at the reactions, it's all nazis" instinct

No, I'M Shartacus!

No one talks about Skibidi Toilet anymore

Guy who wears a wire just to feel something. It's not even recording anything. He just likes to pretend he's an informant

Imagine living in the Yakuza universe and trying to take up a hobby. You could pick any random hobby like badminton or whatever and after your first game you'd get threatened by some asshole who turns out to be one of the Four Badminton Kings who rule the local badminton scene

2000s scene girls using the bathroom like "z0mg, pewp o.O"

The bouncing "DVD" screensaver but every time it's about to hit the corner it curves its trajectory away from it just a tiny bit