hoping my firewire port still works on this mac that's 4 years younger than me. I have a miniDV camera, a desparate need for creative output, and a working copy of iMovie.

you know its a good bidet when a little bit comes out your mouth

no show socks override all other traits that point against what defines one as heterosexual in my eyes. if you have them on i think you're living in some kind of monastic isolation situation on your time off.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Mable

many of you don’t even want to have sex. you just want to get fucked. and you don’t understand how sad it is

they call me doctor boyfriend

How it feels knowing that some things i want/desire are just literally not possible

"I'm not downloading the panda. I'm not going to do it."

most of the code that is written in this world is python, but I suspect that most of the code that runs in this world is JS

nothing… #satire

I hate when someone asks me, “How's it going". “Good” ? Presumably better before you compelled me to distort my raw experience into language !

Why do we need air traffic controllers? Just take turns

FACT: Charmander made up his backstory so people would feel bad for him

'how do i get good at sex?' ego death. 'how do i make art?' ego death. 'how do i win at competitive games?' well, you will never believe it but. ego death.

hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro

from u/femchadgigacel

from u/StickyLoner4404

will dems defund ICE or do anything about the rampant kidnappings and see some accountability for the law breaking? well, is anyone in leadership or with a major profile in the party talking about that? no? then the answer is “no”

predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl

My conspiracy theory is: it would be incredibly easy for the Democratic caucus to control this big dipshit whose moods are "maudlin," "abusive" and "racist" and the fact that nobody is walking him around on a leash indicates that he is serving a purpose for them

The government negotiations are just a plot to put food in the mouths of air traffic controllers for holiday season. Our air traffic controllers are living in slave conditions. Pray for our men and women in the airplane towers.

not to overhype it but this comic is gonna turn your cock into paste and reduce your balls to ash

when doakes is mean to dexter

子連れアッガイ

Fini is in REM sleep, Cookie is using her as a pillow and then Yoshon comes to join to give them some #affecShon 🥰 #DailyYoshon #ACookieADay

they're giving you a BBL in the qrts

horny ghosts keep making me cum, i even tried to have a priest do an exorcism but we just keep cumming on each other

#deer 🦌

The Democratic politician is the only mammal which is also an invertebrate

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

wait i never posted the jake edit here

Power Cat Sunday 2025-11-09

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

a silly jpeg that i have created

all good clothing items are a little gay

It’s making the rounds again and it’s making me bonkers