New work! May Day, an ancient oak tree. Drawn in pen and ink, coloured in Procreate #SciArt #treeart #treeartist #oaktree #ancientoak #illustration #penandink #inkdrawing #handdrawn

diva wake up

It's finally done, and she is so pretty

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

I was recently on vacation, chatting with a seemingly nice Canadian. Then he starts going on and on about "how entitled" and "lazy" Indigenous people in Canada are, "all they want are more handouts." I know all eyes are on America being the psycho clown next door, but this needs more daylight:

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

I think about this all the time

YOU: erotically ties knot in cherry stem using only your tongue ME: sticks yukon gold potato up my ass and it pops straight back out peeled and boiled

Happy 80th to John Waters and his poppers birthday cake

just imagine

lol

trying to convince someone I don't have a drinking problem when I am literally currently drunk

While not EVERY psych symptom or sudden medical issue for an elderly person is a UTI SO MANY TIMES something wonky is going on with a person over 65 yo - it turns out to be a UTI this is important because UTI's can cause a lot of big problems this is something not talked about enough, I think

I’m so fucking tired of having to do damage control with what I interface with.

they're friends 💜

Da Mamdani Mets

The Iran war is a grifting memecoin pump and dump, in case it was confusing to you

hello i guess i am alive and capable of communicating through the use of language and obscene hand gestures

SENATOR: In your confirmation hearing, you swore to me - swore - you would preserve this nation's willowy gay physiques, so WHY have we seen a dramatic INCREASE in "twinkdeath" since Jan 2025?? I ALMOST suspect you WANT our gay boys to develop dadbods. RFK JR: t h a T ' s ,, p r E p O s t e R O u S

haha, and then what ;)

also, it's pretty funny to tell the newspaper that you have to leave the country to get laid because you have no game

“Frustration with modern dating” feels like an awfully charitable phrasing for what’s motivating these guys

Good news for New Yorkers, bad news for rats: all trash will be in rat-proof bins by the end of 2031. No more black bags on the sidewalks — it’s time to put a lid on it.

Wes Streeting is keeping Palantir's secrets. So we're taking him to court.

Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani read a book to kids in NYC about the importance of community

i feel like this is a permission slip for newsom to go all out on cutting health care for trans people, and it is designed to be so

If Blockbuster Video had thought they could make $5 by selling the list of everyone who rented Schlinder's List to the KKK they would've done it in a second. It's not like evil corporations didn't exist back then!

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

Scat fetishist slipping freudingly by saying something is “good as shit”

Step aside orange cats

i love her

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

ads peaked in 1891 i guess

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

A nest of baby ravens.

you saying geeked and barber in the same sentence just makes me think of this dumb video that always makes me laugh my stupid ass off removed the embed because I hate the title of the video youtu.be/YuGwUkWG53Q

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Palette swap gandalf

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

If you're European, you now have a great and well-funded PDS in EU soil, governed by EU laws, run by awesome folks. Moving your account to Eurosky is easy, and you won't notice the difference afterwards. Please take a few minutes and do the jump 🇪🇺

What a day! Did we mention that today was the day we removed invites from Eurosky accounts? Anyone can create an account straight away.

Imagine there's no burger It's scary, makes me cry

people dont talk about fred flintstone anymore

I'm still obsessed with the idea of old depressed Luke Skywalker being like, this mysterious drifter heartthrob to all those weird little frog aliens for a couple of months before they all realized how much of a downer he was

We’re assembling a team

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it "Dumplings With Peas" "Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can go fish for himself. Now while he's away fishing you and his wife can start doing all the mouth stuff you've been texting each other for months about. But oh no! He's home early with many fish! You taught him too well!!!