this tweet sucks im gonna be thinking about it all day now

goblin mode as a concept is revisionist, Sinophobic, and panphobic.

swagnum opus

The Black Rabbit of Inlé.

have you had......... you know........... the surgery? (elf ears)

They're just normal men ( @leo-joy-hg.bsky.social )

I think i should gauge my ears just enough to fit a standard sized carabiner in them. Not more than that, just enough

its actually illegal for neurotypical adults to use discord that's why you never see any on there

if i text you saying hi at 1am it's not a booty call, i just didn't realize it wasn't a normal time

good afternoon

bunny name of the day: Air Traffic Control

Chip being a little confused by the rearranged cage #petrats

Its time to post

i made a fluxer account

Okay I looked it up. “bruh” is a bigoted slur against Catholic folks.

Yeah i'm a fan of when bodices are boned. I'm a boner

Nature fact: despite the name, all mantids are atheists.

i remembered to do it on thursday this time

I think one day i'd like my nonbinary superpower to be if i have a friend that's nervous to go in a gendered bathroom, I can always join them, regardless of which bathroom it is

this is literally @droneloverr.bsky.social

Yap yap yap yap

good afternoon

it would be nice if we could get a version of tw*tter that didn't feel like a time bomb until it becomes unusable and someone has to make a new one

bunny name of the day: PowerPoint

Theyre just normal men 🥰

Fellas, is it bitchmade to do emotional labor?

right after i posted this someone signed up for pink pony club and is killing it with like creative liberties and everything. I hope this person has a great week

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

in terms of their role in the karaoke community, Tennessee Whiskey is Pink Pony Club for straight people

He is currently sat on his brothers head

Yes, dragon dildos exist to satisfy a Québecois mindset.

Real 👏 Women 👏 Don't 👏 Piss 👏

A happy #whiskerswednesday from big Mick to you all

bunny name of the day: Chapstick

Here are the girls the first time I gave them peas. THEY WENT WILD FOR THEM. And still do!

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

Good morning ☁️

hay monsters

Never been a huge "i love kids" guy but kids are genuinely just funnier, less inhibited adults. I hope i get to hear more kids' unhinged thoughts going forward

Today a 13 year old child who I think is going places gave Skateboard the nickname "Scabies", which is way funnier than anything else she's been called

Gerbils doings gerbils things

I've replaced this with a cooler goal, which is to be the most tgirl-coded transmasc

Sometimes i take a selfie to document that i did something and ill be like "lol i look like shit in this, i shouldnt post this outside of small groupchats" and then ill be like "wait but looking like shit is awesome actually. if the mir campaign instagram account wants to post that then that's fine"

No shot Chinese has an Amogus character and it means moon

This is one of my favorite images I don't remember its origin

Its ok ive been this meme for months

Sesame is such a sweet, friendly rat

Autism Creature is my son im Mother Autism