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Liora wants lots of pets today! She also wanted her little peets on my hand as I petted her brontosaurus neck 🥰🦕

DOGE has made the government less efficient. It’s all so dumb, embarrassing, and fully predictable.

Simply baby 🥰🦕

“Mother, why are you brushing your teeth on the couch? You are ODD! That’s how I know you’re my mommy!”

I assume that we won't get Surgeon General reports about the epidemic of white men shooting people and sociological studies about where their fathers are?

oh please let this end in a mistrial

Before I log off, some quick thoughts about Tylenol causing autism: This is more "autism is the worst thing to happen to a child" rhetoric, with the added bonus that 100% of the blame can be placed on the pregnant person AND they're admitting that they believe women deserve to be in pain.

Having breakfast with me! Liora’s having her birthday hoppers. I’m having coffee and the last of the mini sheet cake I got for the dino birthday party 😅

Brought my hardcat out for some fresh air and sunshine and he is NOT INTERESTED.

Doing my part to boycott by not driving! I get that most other Americans can’t do that. Would be nice if our public policy made it possible, though. Car-centric culture and policy does multitudes of damage.

Good morning 🌞

HE LITERALLY, LITERALLY SWITCHED FROM OUTRAGE AT POTENTIAL GESTAPO MURDER TO “UHHHH THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS I GUESS” ON LIVE TV

my favorite thing is how we're all just supposed to believe these assholes when they equate gov't and academic censorship with "someone was mean to me on the internet"

Awfully warm and muggy night in LA. It’s almost October but it feels like an east coast summer. That was no rapture, that’s just climate change.

Liora got so many well wishes for her birthday today, it was so cute 🥹 One of my grasshopper guys, the rec center employees where I do aqua fit, and online and IRL friends were just “tell your dino I said happy birthday!”

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

an old but good frog for today

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Wired just killing it as most mainstream media cowers pathetically

Finally reading the full Gold Card EO and wow is it wild. The order says that any person who pays $1 million is, by definition, a person of "exceptional business ability" and therefore qualified for an EB-2 visa. Does anything better sum up the Trump ethos than "all rich people are exceptional."?

Birthday belly rubs!

Steven Stephens, our cursed object mannequin hand, stipulated in his contract that there be no other. Also we'd like to congratulate Steven on his promotion to head of HR. www.peculiarityshop.com/theteam

Good morning, been an age since I shared personal work here so please enjoy this ring set I made for myself after having an intensely magical summer.

3 years ago on this day, I brought this skittish tiny baby home. I dreamt of having a monitor lizard, but she was so shy, I worried she’d never take to me. Now Liora is a big, wonderful snugglepod who loves cuddles, pets, and just spending time with me. Happy birthday, Miss Liora! ❤️🎉

Guess what’s baaaaack! KOMODOGENESIS! Only louder and gayer! #bsnm #jewelry www.varanidparadise.com/shop/p/2xe3j...

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Tylenol is about to own the United States after they are through with these bozos in court holy shit.

Lmao they crashed Grindr at the funeral I am cackling

Fr though, they are blaming Tylenol literally because they hate women and enjoy their suffering.

You messed with the wrong mouse @alyankovic.bsky.social We'll get you, and your little hamster too.

HOW do you let that brontosaurus neck go unpetted?! You don’t 🥰🦕 you stop everything you’re doing to pet that darling sauropod!

Protest, resist, yell, mock, organize. Dissent and dissent LOUDLY. We live under a fascist regime, not a successfully totalitarian regime. These people are not bright and they are not competent. They will lose.

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

Today Trevor and Beverley decided it was Very Important to be Spherical in a North-Westerly direction!

I was summoned! For baby snuggles!

This pic is from a paleontology book that came out in the early 1980s. I had it when I was a little boy in NH. I remember seeing this woman and thinking thats who I wanna be when I grow up. She gets to study dinosaurs!! Just found a copy of the book at the museum and it feels surreal. We win! 🦖💖🦕

At the risk of getting blacklisted: anyone else feel like the vibes at GDC are going to be incredibly off this year? Disastrous industry conditions from corporate greed aside, we need to make GDC more accessible to ALL gamedevs, not imply that it's no longer a professional conference. I'm confused.

Good morning ⛅️

No particular reason

When my grandpa died, the priest at his tiny parish in Clonmel, KS, used the funeral to speak his political truths to the largest crowd his church had seen in years. At one point in the eulogy, he went off on a rant about Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders teaching kids how to masturbate.

Just got an email from a scam academic journal asking if I wanted to "explore new advances in White Psychodrama" and it's just got me like: buddy, I can watch the news myself.

it is sorta a funeral of the united states

I would always rather be us than them, every fucking day, no matter how angry or scared I get trading our humanity for the feeble hope that proximity to power will protect us is not fucking worth it we all die as we live and their picture of what "success" looks like is truly so fucking bleak

This story has been updated to reflect that these rumors are not true. So let’s make them real. See y’all Friday morning at 1930 Beach Street!

Cooked up my farmers market haul: crispy Brussels sprouts and roasted BLUE potatoes!

Cabbage Patch Varanid

Liora’s birthday is on Tuesday and she’s already celebrating: a moth got into her enclosure and SHE’S SO HAPPY! She hasn’t had wax moths since they were an occasional treat as a baby.

When only positive experiences are allowed to be spoken, harm can continue unabated and unseen, leaving those who are harmed with no recourse.