C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”

Fuck that, I contain goddamned multitudes

Just ask Drs about the std rate in nursing homes. Old people have sex, it happens, who cares?

Things we care about re James Bond: A. Sharp dresser B. Gadgets, preferably embedded in gorgeous cars C. Stunts during escapes where he'd absolutely be dead but isn't D. Bad guys with weird fixations/ fashion E. Ladies love him but also want to kill him constantly F. Henchmen!

I saw someone claim that Erica Kirk is like a (more) evil Tammy Faye Bakker and now I'm going to think about it every time I see her.

I always assumed "James Bond" was a title along w 007. Not an actual guy's name. Some dude named Ralph gets promoted and bam he's the new Bond.

Do men have feelings? Are they called hemotions?

Maybe if she didn’t hate gay people she could find a decent hairdresser

Hey LGBTQ+ Texans! I need you to get on the horn this morning and contact your representatives about the attack on the Drag community, which is a vital part of the LGBTQ+ community. www.texastribune.org/2025/11/06/t...

it is actually alarming if you sit down and think about how many works exist where the story or narrative will begin and end but throughout the entire project, two women won’t end up talking to each other (or if they do, it’s a conversation about a man)

It's all he knows how to do

I think states should tell USDA "fuck you"

Hey, times are going to be tough and one thing that's true is buying a whole chicken and breaking it down is way cheaper than buying parts. And you can make broth, and tons of other things with the bits. Here's a how to video. youtu.be/nDIK8loUT1k?...

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

Starting to worry that I might join this church just to run their events better, it pains me to see people unfed and unseated due to lack of planning.

gender is a performance and i've always had a fear of presentation

This is how you promote libraries!

I read this to keep my facts straight but was actually encouraged by how many people and groups have told her to step off.

This is the best thing you’ll read all day. Every time I hear the phrase “critics say…” I want to throw my phone. This guy breaks it down

Everything they do lessens any pain of boycotting.

like you don’t need to be an individual hero! you can ask people who are already doing the work to point you in the right direction!

look, I appreciate the groups trying to collect cans from people door to door to provide food for others, but this is such an inefficient way to do this, and I really wish well-meaning people would help the orgs that are already doing the work instead of making up their own thing

God I wish they would.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

UN Special Rapporteur Francesca Albanese has responded to Israel’s UN Ambassador Danny Danon after he called her a “witch”, saying, “If I had the power to make spells... I would use it to stop your crimes once and for all.” 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/ihrv92

For Christian nationalists, there’s only one approved brand of religion, and that is only one approved brand of Christianity

This is what the Internet lives for, along with wacky French thieves and yacht-smashing orcas.

Great explainer

We need to normalize thinking about large-scale prosecutions of this admin as inevitable. Cabinet members on down to ICE stormtroopers are going to face justice for their rampage of criminality. And the public needs to know details of what happened. The murders, the bribes and embezzlement.

I've had a little wine and this is the greatest thing ever ever

Lotta fun drugs have been made into scheduled substances for less

Watching this as a kid I mostly remember waiting impatiently through any plot or dialogue for Lynda to transform and kick more ass.

I am feeling a slowly rising pressure to care about and use AI at work (which I have zero need to do) and have been rehearsing what to say if it's made one of my performance goals. My workplace is pretty good but they are afraid of missing out by not buying in.

This story is so insanely stupid that it gives me a headache. It's like the "my kitties must roam" people in England, they just cannot be normal about animals and risk and disease.

This story, Jesus

Shirley Valentine was such a brilliant movie.

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

Iove her

The fact that care for *your mouth* is not part of regular medical care and therefore less available is one of the more stupid injustices out there. IT'S ALL MEDICAL CARE YOU ASSHOLES.

If Marge wants to fight with other Repubs fine but she's still a hateful POS who shouldn't hold any public office ever.

Oh yes reinventing phrenology, what could go wrong

LEGO posted this cute video for the launch of their first official #StarTrek set today #LEGO

Do not let the thoughts of sad little men afraid of women take up too much of your brain today. Be glad that your life is so much more rich and interesting and joyful than they can imagine, and go live it.

I see Douthat threw out some grade-A troll bait* today. Please don't give the NYT clicks as a reward. *He probably does believe it but also the headline is written for maximum outrage

Here's the way it should work in politics: mandatory retirement after you turn 70 at the next term end. You are free after that to join a think tank, write books, or be an advisor if you can't bear to stop working. But you don't get to run anymore.