slenderman but she serves cunt

lots of praise being heaped on the thanksgiving chefs today, and that’s great. totally deserving. but I don’t want to lose sight of the true unsung heroes of thanksgiving dinner. those of us brave enough to step up and wash dishes

I think we can all agree... Potatoes ❤️

deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing

🩸 you can't all be either dommeing or getting cucked ok someone has to actually get railed

slay

Huh, I always thought it was "Berenstein Bears" not "Berenstain." Oh well, not gonna make a big deal about it.

i must be in the minority bc i'm so stoked about a 4 hour video i can barely stand it

So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this. And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either. We're all agree on that, right?

i took a break from Person of Interest bc i wasn't paying enough attention but is it possible that Jim Caviezel isn't a good actor

the average crowd at an indie pop show

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, Charlie Brown

it's the people's champ

love is unremovable spyware

We might have just seen the first hints of dark matter

it's basically the only reason i like christmas at all

i've worked something like 17 of the last 20 thanksgivings and i'm working this one and honestly it's no big deal but it sucks getting done and having everything be closed but also whatever

every popcorn ceiling when you're trying to sleep at a friend's house and you're 6 years old

We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death, Charlie Brown

christmas music turned on at work

*Aqualung riff*

Stimulants for Cats

Oooooo the sun kills you? Lol ever heard of melanoma mfer?

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

maybe i am going insane

hero's journey gf fool's errand bf

sigh

do you or someone you love have mesothelioma, Charlie Brown

might just steer this ship into them singing broads

Joining the war on Christmas on the side of drugs

col mustard, in the observatory, with kindness

my kid is having some time outside the enclosure with his grandmother and is honking a rubber chicken over and over again i love him so much

the beatles rule but also are overhyped and that's okay. go listen to Hey Bulldog and tell me that they suck tho

"a movie that takes place where you're from" "a movie that came out the year you were born" "a movie character that shares your mother's maiden name" "change a movie title by putting your social security number into it"

the beatles are the simpsons of music

this is so fucking rad i can barely stand it. holy shit

#NowPlaying Underworld - Shudder/King Of Snake From the 1999 album Beaucoup Fish

RFK is Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet

raising a kid who loves being outside but hates leaving the house i am winning fr

Trill Collins

anything is possible with the power of delusion

shots fired

They should put the Gilmore Girls in Fortnite

we started listening to a primarily 80s station at work and i realized that i'm a much bigger fan of both INXS and Steve Winwood than i thought i was

Becoming the hunted probably feels so good

lmao i just remembered the mueller report

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