TIME TO MAKE THE MOON JUICE

this would literally fix us

So we’re all going to truth social right

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*Bane voice* Ah, I have found you on Linkedin!

Honestly vibe coding does explain how it's so easy to take over a Federation starship

Here me out…MyChart feels like the self-checkout at Walmart.

Girlbossing Mansplained

Dante's seven factors of authentication

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

waiting for a callback from adult protective services about my dad and man 2025 is some fuckin bullshit

when you're on youtube and you see a channel like "LOST EXPLAINED" that has something close to dozens of hours of content and you're like "who is this for" the answer is me i watched that shit for 5 hours last night and i'm about to watch more motherfucker

Stephen Miller sounds like Parker Posey's character from Dazed & Confused

it's funny that i can no longer tell if people are subtweeting about Jay G. or Taylor

i still say thank you to siri bc she sounds nice when she says thank you and i need a W

ok, look: if LLMs are sentient then we need to seriously get on their lying and hallucination problem because if they know they are lying (being sentient would imply this) then they are acting with malicious intent and should be dealt with as such

*shriekback voice" BIG RED JELLYFISH

Oxo good grips broadsword

the thing about AI is that its proponents have exactly the sort of misplaced "faith" that they accuse others of

instead of saying "cl*nker" when AI is stupid, we should say "flying is for droids"

i will still probably use it for shopping occasionally and what not but my 1 year plan is to be mostly off of the internet for good if i can. try to delete as much of my footprint as i can and just vanish

Actually mom the Nintendo switch is a sentient being and you telling me to turn it off is eugenics

I miss false fall.

steely dan songs take place all in a world without surveillance cameras

Hey guys everybody shut the fuck up for a sec

I am SHERlocked is probably still the stupidest thing i've ever seen

Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."

saw a pastor connect the demonic "we are legion" with "they/them pronouns" and i'm not sure we're all ready for how cooked the christians are rn

a reminder for Chicago folks that picking up or throwing back a tear gas canister will badly burn you unless you're wearing welding gloves which can be purchased for very reasonable prices at Menards

listen: when i saw The Animatrix for the first time i was somewhat moved by the depictions of the summary executions of apparently sentient robots, but a couple of things: 1. i was in my early 20s 2. it was allegory 3. it was fictional 4. we're talking about advanced Mad Libs

might fuck around and re-open my facebook account just to sell shit on marketplace

Statler and Waldorf are a universal constant. They exist in all civilizations in all spaces and times in all known universes.

it might be really nice to crash the fuck out

I will react to anyone talking seriously about AI personhood the same way I reacted to my friend's dad growing up in Oklahoma telling me that the world is 6,000 years old

I don't wish my son were any older but I also wish he was old enough to watch Beverly Hills Cop.

sorry that you'll never make me hate the new queen of vinyl

I think “Wood” is the most interesting track on “Life of a Showgirl”, because you can see Swift’s two types of predatory genius “I must incorporate and surpass the new threats in my genre“ (it’s a Sab Carp song) colliding with “must never go further than an actual tween is comfortable with“.

I think it’s fine that Taylor Swift is excited about middle aged long term relationship sex and talks about it in a way that makes other people feel slightly embarrassed, that’s basically the dream for everyone

i think people often make the mistake of thinking that rightwingers meltdown at different things like netflix not because they want the approval of mass culture, but they actually just want total top down control of the flow of information

If nothing else Sisyphus probably had great quads

the summer in austin was mild this year (comparatively) but this fall feels like we're heading towards that one christmas day two decades ago where i wore short sleeves

swifties undefeated holy shit lol

i think the most interesting interpretation of Interstellar is that love *does* transcend time/space which makes it less of a human construct than both of those things. we understand love less than we understand gravity and that should probably give us pause i think

So considerate of Taylor to bring Brat summer back

Piece of me by Britney Spears.

Heist guys finish fast.

that ICE guy that arrested the alderperson looks like Krist Novocelic and CM Punk had a The Fly accident

Taylor Swift could do a reverse Gwen Stefani and drop a ska album. Would be important to the real people: me