i've already seen both a huge dog and a small dog so i'm pretty stoked about today so far

time traveler, arcade machine, displayed at the amusement machine show, tokyo (1991) archive.org/details/MSXF...

i just want everyone paying attention to know that staying mostly off of the internet except for here is going incredibly

me. and. whooo

the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him

the don quixote presidency

"sex scenes don't advance the plot" you obviously never grew up without entirely unrestricted access to pornography and it shows

yahoo was still up? ayyyyyy

That Damn, I Wish I Were Your Lover is SO HORNY but also includes the lyric "shucks" feels almost Lynchian.

thank you for reaching out! a submarine launched BGM-109 tomahawk land attack missile is headed to your position

guys i'm starting to think there was something in that moonwater that i drank

bro last night was a sex magick ritual

the world you grew up in no longer exists

Bread Pirate Roberts

day 3 of angel numbers, different each day, usually several groups, sometimes even callbacks later

There is nothing you could say that would make me stop eating potatoes

Watchmen featuring Dr. Hatman

i need a fuckin monster truck show real soon

you met at a very bone temple time in my life

it brings me absolutely no pleasure to tell you all that i am Boyfriend Material

mind if i come over and run wild

shout out to everyone who has ever been a little baby

we're doing this module-thing at work that has a bunch of consultant-y sub-headings like Avoiding Mistakes, Steps to Service Recovery and Jump in the Angry Boat and they all sound like midwest emo bands to me?

reading about the cryptid called "not deer." they're like deer but off somehow. one of the supposed sighting was just a deer with long legs. wanna come up with a new cryptid? just body shame a random animal

an episode of Watch What Happens Live hosted by Beaker from the Muppets called Meeping up with the Kardashians

thinking about becoming one of those dudes that wears a beanie really far back on my hairline

At least there’s women

i'm gonna be real with y'all i think that i thought Andy Cohen was Perez Hilton for like this whole time?

Getting into agreements online

all my apes together strong

cosmic whorer

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine

there was this part of me that i think saw having a kid in these conditions as morally just because it's optimistic and hopeful to keep being human against these odds but jesus fuck days like today it seems like maybe i needed a higher purpose and maybe that wasn't fair to a soul in non-existence

i just feel like america has no business starting fights with the country that makes ozempic

"YES! HA HA HA, YES!!!"

When your mom forgets to pick you up from school and everyone else has already left

Cleansing my information environment with a well timed electromagnetic pulse

I'm like if a buddhist monk was addicted to stimulants

whenever i stay at a friends place i always use their streaming services to watch the same shows i watch at my place so my fbi handler knows that i've moved locations without having to be gauche about it

the best thing about keeping your follows under 300 isn't just that you avoid most of the worst bullshit on the discover tab but you also don't have enough content, *even while on the discover tab* and you are able to get bored of the app. checkmate libs

ok chat for real, instead of clanker, we need a name for artificially generated humans. something like homo artificialis. just because the uncanny valley isn't a place doesn't mean we can't build it

Frank Sinatra is short for Frankenstein Sinatra

Right Said Fred Dead Redemption

i am not in any sense of the word a gamer but i am feeling some kinda way watching my kiddo get better at SSX: Tricky not gonna lie

Unc grindset

RoboCop 2 (1990, dir. Irvin Kershner)

pronouncing Matt Rife like 'ree-fay'

As a geographer it really is insane how the Mercator Projection will, in no small part, be responsible for WW3