Yung Dryas

drinking a whole bottle of nyquil and passing out with a note for The Hat Man that says "i'm there you fuckaas bitch"

Pound Puppies Liberation Army

I'm taking my talents to North Sentinel Island

my whole instagram feed is dick pills and hair loss stuff and i'm not trying to start a thing but are you positive you guys are surveilling correctly? this mane is luxurious and my sex drive honestly scares me a little

fuck the TSA, holy shit someone might get on a fucking plane with a belt useless fucks

welcome to allegory season

Pounding these to catch a buzz

not every anomaly is necessarily an entity

star wars started filming on Shatner's birthday can i get a hell yeah

what's funny is i actually have a steam backlog but it's because i made an account to chat with my homies and said homies bought me some games but i don't play games. pretty sure i own postal and portal. so two.

I may not personally bring about the dawn of #Woke II but I have all the right #memes saved for the occasion.

"Is Eris true?" "All things are true." "Even false things?" "Even false things are true." "How can that be?" "Don't ask me, man. I didn't do it."

Miss Piggy and Animal. good luck

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

canned goods be like lemme take a shelfie

"the GBA is the same now as the atari was when the-" lemme stop you right there because we weren't all dead back then

listen im including myself here but is everyone on this site just dumb as shit lately

GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN' POKEBALL

brainstorming an increasingly unhinged group of people to make gas station "i did this" finger pointing stickers out of. my starting place is Epstein. it only gets more wild from there

you don’t hear about morgellon’s disease anymore. or electromagnetic hypersensitivity. i miss seeing documentaries about the joni mitchell, distilled water, living-in-a-van-in-pahrump kinds of conditions. analog illnesses. good, classic human brain glitches.

good morning

if you think THIS heatwave is intense, wait until Our Minions rain down hellfire upon thee

we're having what's called a Fuel Skortage, which is like a shortage but has a skirt flap in the front and back covering the shorts part

this is especially funny when you're my age and barbies were a foot tall and gi joes are basically crotch height to them

i am 46 years old and my show is about to jump the shark

tom waits in nick cave

heaven or los alamos listens to shoegaze; does he think it makes him ethereal? we asked his mom

Babybel Book & Candle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ7_... "there's a horror in my head when the blanket is gone from the throne in my castle where i see the sun from"

Excited for the new Dune.

workshopping on a theme for this summer called Boat Girl, so far it's neon booty shorts, oversized sunnies, a mostly unbuttoned mens oxford shirt and also his boat shoes. messy side bun, newports and long gold chain cross-body clutches i'm gonna be honest i don't know why i'm doing htis?

and now the winner for Best Purported Actor

😂😂😂

i fucked up and watched Urut Suki Doji or whatever pretty early on so i actually very much *could* stop watching it

Hey Vernal, It's Equinox

I saw your man leaving time on the microwave

watching a youtube video where they had to blur out adam's dick on the goddamned sistine chapel ceiling and thinking this is a great world the tech industry has built us huh

oh shit Zander from buffy died

you can't just go around doing things all William Nilliam

ok ok i get it but what about like, One True Scotsman? like only the one, the rest are cool?

I would just like to note how Fox News framed this:

ME, ADVISING THE KING & HIS WAR COUNCIL: My lord, the Duke of Pelagia is openly fermenting rebellion in the south. Something must be done. A message must be sent WAR COUNCIL GROUP CHAT: 🤔 "fermenting rebellion"?? 🫢 this mf said fermenting rebellion 😂 fermenting rebellion headass 🤣 fermenting lmao

fat tits. fatter pussy. papa john’s.

Charles Entertainment Norris

Cuck Norris

chuck norris only died because the woke doctors were too busy doing abortions