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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

Tucson’s “I have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake” has big “I sleep in a bed shaped like a race car” energy (complimentary)

is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?

One of the things about people showing up to protest for the first time, that many, many armchair theorists don't grasp, is the effect of seeing what happens with your own eyes, then seeing how media covers it, and what is said ABOUT YOU by media and political personalities/office holders.

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*

Going on a hike in mountain lion country but don’t worry I’m being responsible and smearing myself with beef fat first

i’ve made banana bread twice since i impulse purchased this wildflower patterned loaf pan and i can say it was not a mistake. this sparks joy. look at my cheerful loaf. can’t be sad looking at a loaf like that.

Long before the term existed, Star Trek's heart was "woke" & even though that word has been hijacked & made a cudgel to insult, to ridicule & - at the toxic extremes of social media - to justify prejudice & racism, Star Trek's heart is strong & still beating for those listening

she cozy

The text faded to the paywall at the same rate as my eyes would have glazed over anyway

Imagining a guy named Rich carrying this around a bar wearing a top hat

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

Everything reminds me of HER (hexes, evocation, restoration).

To be seen is to be loved

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

In response to legislation that would restrict the purchase of sugary drinks with SNAP benefits, Leslie Gerrish writes: "The path to meaningful assistance is through incentives and support, not punishment." Commentary: buff.ly/kquIJ6a

You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

Picard management tip: Start your log entries with the current stardate. It helps you keep track of what year it is.

Yall

the x files is crazy because every episode has a premise that in 2025 would be enough to make like 3 seasons of plodding and disappointing streaming television

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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

He used to say: A brute is not as swift as a coursing river, nor is an ignorant person as forceful as a great typhoon; nor can a timid person have the strength of a raging fire, nor can an impatient person be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. In a place where there are no men, be a man.

The idea that wanting a partner is some kind of moral/emotional failing needs to go in 2026. Not having a partner sucks for many reasons that have nothing to do with validation… Tired of the “you need to validate yourself” rhetoric. What am I? a parking garage ticket??

I don’t know why you brought ME backstage Garak; if the Ensign who’s playing the Sugar Plumb Fairy isn’t HERE then I don’t know— What do you MEAN “take their part”?!!The bloody costume doesn’t fit— WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALREADY BROUGHT ONE IN MY SIZE

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:

their what now

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@dagothurthegod.bsky.social is this an Elder Scrolls and Stormlight archives crossover account?

as seen on the forbes "top 40 muted accounts under 40"

what caused the bell riots

it’s interesting to see so many MAGA folks acting shocked at Trump’s statement, which is basically the same as every Trump statement I’ve ever seen

Samus

Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin

There are new pieces of original art available on the Haus of Decline store! hausofdecline.bigcartel.com Additionally, past unsold pieces have been marked down! Here are some examples of the new work that is available!

Tragic news. I have just been informed that a hobo is not a sexy oboe player.

What a way to find out we've just been seizing oil.