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It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

worms eat poop and poop dirt. they’ve pretty much got it all figured out

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

🌞🌼🍋 meet SUMMER! 🌞🌼🍋 #art #ocsky #vgen

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

absolutely no way in hell

hey so i hate to do this again so soon after the last time but some unexpected expenses came up and we are in the negative again and need to afford groceries/etc if you can’t afford to help please don’t just if you can spare any it would be so helpful venmo.com/u/PhosphorGlow

Strawberries, 1696. A little miracle of simplicity, for Adriaen Coorte's day.

Doing taxes at the last minute is something Usagi Tsukino would do if she lived in the U.S. Does this make me like one of the greatest magical girls to ever do it? Who can say, really!

Why are they called cannibals and not humanitarians

It's been a long week. Rest here, weary wanderer. You deserve it.

Is there a block list for Resist Libs who post AI generated "orange man bad" political cartoons and if not can someone make one

[seing something distressing] I'm going to [remembering that posting violent or self-destructive things online has consequences] teleport to waffle house

Nancy 4/7/26

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy!

not enough of you are doing this shit

Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs.

It's weird when a couple doesn't sleep in the same bed. Let me guess, you guys have separate plates for dinner too

april fools should be a month. anyone can be vigilant for a day, let’s see how you fare when it’s april 23rd and the lid is still falling off your salt shaker

Have an egg-stravagant day! 🥚 🌟

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Post something random, or you’ll have an AWFUL April

HAAAAaaa~~..

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

Tuff As Nails

The Owl House | A Lying Witch and a Warden (S1E1) Frame: 29630/31724

Some of the best posters straight up disappeared and it's a shame

Old #pokemon doodles from when scarlet/violet released. I like tandemaus a lot

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

Had some cream top milk and I can't stop thinking about it

The one single thing instagram did right (and briefly twitter b4 Elon nuked it) is having the Close Friends posts that only a few folks can see, I yearn for that here

If Yoda were real i bet he would smell kind of fish tanky

If you get the edge of your sleeve wet when you’re washing dishes you should be able to take the day off work the next day

Why is tequila lime chicken sausage not available in my area? :(

Old #pokemon art of Miltank. My beloved, my angel, my darling

yeah i got your email

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Shows up fashionably late to wiwa 🌊🍃 ko-fi.com/mattibeearts...

i went my whole life thinking i was giving onix the tungsten cube

[picks up phone] oui?