OK *now* I've done UNBEATABLE chapter (episode?) one. It's pretty good, but the game lags just a little bit too much. I am interested and will play more though. Especially since I am definitely now past the refund time

everyone who posts about malazan book of the fallen - I'm collecting you like rare pokemon

Now hold on

I should inquire as to how far my Malazan reader friends are in the various series so I don't post spoilers. I believe we've all finished the main 10, but I am repeatedly reminded that not everyone has read the Novels Kharkanas though..

Jace header/banner I made ages ago but I don't think I've posted in full here before

constant companions (Deluxe Edition) is unironically so goood

How do I do the whole ‘ancient being with deep eyes full of wisdom or power’ thing in D&D without my players thinking I’m just weirdly into eyes. (See: Treebeard, Smaug, many fictional dragons, literally Sauron)

The only “video podcast” I will except is Well There’s Your Problem. All of these other people should go make YouTube videos or TV Shows

8 pages into No Life Forsaken and it’s so good.

If I hit 2k followers, I have a funny idea for a whY2K? Prompt

OK I’m not finishing another book this year so I’m going to call it a wrap with Fall of Light and do like… a retrospective? Again I’d like to thank Jordynne from LRR for the idea because it definitely kept me reading this year. 22 is a lot of books, my friends tell me! 1/??

I’m trying to make a Tehol Beddict joke but I can’t figure out the phrasing

The discovery tab is a pathway to posts some consider to be… unnatural

don't worry you'll only need to put up with like 6 months or so of me constantly malazan-posting. just bear with it until i'm done with this reread. maybe a bit longer if i decide to finish the esslemont books. or if Witness book 3 drops. actually i'm probably about due for a kharkanas refresher too

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Well I’ve hit 400 followers, but I think ~10-15 are bots. Apparently blocking someone doesn’t remove them from your follower count?

im going to become the joker ❌ im going to become northernlion ✅

i ghostwrote this

ok

Fall of Light spoiler thread now.

Oh yeah. We’re (not) forsaking lives with this one.

I think the thing I respect most about Erikson's writing in Kharkanas is his ability to do name drops of these familiar and legendary characters without it feeling cheesy or unearned. No like.... MCU reveals or whatever that make no sense.

Purake Christmas by tunishai (artistree.io/tunishai)

"One present on Christmas eve" has turned into mayhem. My children are pelting me with candy canes and shouting "Excess is praxis!" They are quoting Georges Bataille. Please help me

I love doing art because whenever I have a good idea I start chuckling to myself and going "I am a genius I'm the smartest guy who ever lived" and when I have a bad idea I have a good idea instead

BIGTOP BURGER

Merry Christmas to those who observe, and to those who don’t, I hope you have a wonderful day as well. … As for those of you who celebrate the inevitable coming of Nyarlathotep and the Old Ones, give it a rest already.

this stupid menu does absolutely fuck all. useless.

Every day it’s Epstein this and AI that and I’m so tired

I'll keep drawing my sillies and doing my thing and having a good time!

i never knew i wanted it but now i am willing to sell a kidney

BHOK'ARALA PLUSHY BHOK'ARALA PLUSHY BHOK'ARALA PLUSHY

I did it!!!

hashtag jace beleren hashtag flex hashtag goated

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

(joking) CONFIRMED??!!??!!!!??!??!?!?!?

Anomander Rake……….

I don't think I posted this here?

I will finish Fall of Light before the end of the year. If I do not, I have no backup plan.

I have determined that science is a material that scientists fill their brain with over time.

every month or two I see a new headline about a major company in a particular industry closing some of its facilities because they're slowing down or shrinking in the current economy. that's good, right?

james cameron makes seventeen billion dollars a movie because he has median american voter politics like no one else on earth and commits to them fully despite them being the most incoherent ideas on earth

JERMA'S 40???????????????

1/4 of the way through Fall of Light. It’s good.

product managers are lowbies. "product manager" is an oppressive class, like Italian people or Protestant people.

Conversely, every time I learn more about the Tiste Liosan I like them less and less. And they did not start off very well.