Oh him? No that’s just Misogyny Dave, he’s actually a good leftist and a great comrade. Yeah everyone likes him and all his ex girlfriends said nothing bad to me, his best friend, when I asked them about it while he was, oh, several feet away.

“This is birth control to Major Tom” — a friend’s 6 yo, belting out her interpretation of Bowie

Madison people: Is there anywhere in town that does outdoor karaoke? I would pay fucking $10/song, y’all. …Honestly probably more! 😬 I miss karaoke so much 😭

As someone who calls the bird flipping version of her Mind Your Own Uterus bath bomb the Comstock Edition, obviously I had to buy these 🤷🏻‍♀️

hi! do you want to read a romantasy about a queen who is also a dairy priest who cares for a herd of holy cows trying to re-establish social welfare through cheese distribution while her country is plagued by weird fairy magic and ancient betrayals?

This is the home of some kook, a proselytizer of the fringe religion which believes that humankind has angered God by venturing out into space, and the universe will end sometime next week. Next week never seems to come, but there are enough kooks in the galaxy to keep the belief going.

the US military had removed recognition of a large number of minority religions, inc various pagan groups and UU. This article identifies it as a move by Hegseth toward creating a Christian nationalist culture in the military. www.military.com/dod-official...

Some of y’all’s families of origin never tormented you with “My grandmother likes coffee but she doesn’t like tea” and IT SHOWS

goodnight! The cat knight who fights monsters in nightmares came to defend you

*Getting super high after being rage baited by enemies* I'm just count of monte cristomaxxing right now before I vengenancemog

How do you expect this night to end? In simultaneous orgasms. ... You ask a question, you get an answer. I swing for the fences

YES. I have literally been saying for years now that improv classes would be vastly more useful than any of the (extremely limited) training institutions currently provide to graduate teaching assistants…

had never seen this one and it's killing me

Merge two movies: National Velvet Goldmine

Merge two movies: X-Men: The Last Stand Up Guys

Omg

Merge two movies: Wonder Boys on the Side

Merge two movies: The Lost Boys From Brazil

Merge two movies: Gods and Monsters Inc

Merge two movies: Tank Girl, Interrupted

Merge two movies: A Few Good Men With Brooms

Merge two movies: Ocean’s 13th Warrior

Fyi to those unfamiliar with the history: “your sex life makes you too vulnerable to blackmail and so we must ban you from government work” is what we did to queer people in America throughout most of the 20th century

If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them.

Merge two movies: Repo Man on the Moon

Merge two movies: Ladyhawke Down

Merge two movies: Cool World War Z

Merge two movies: The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies

New road trip goal! I've never seen a Minnesota grotto, and this one looks very exciting and promising

Happy Pride!🧵

I keep seeing this go around with some real bullshit alt text (it doesn’t say what the colors mean!!!) so in case you want to post the original Gilbert Baker rainbow pride flag design that includes pink & turquoise for sex & magic/art respectively (P.S. Tag yourself; I’m Magic/Art/def NOT Serenity):

So my 8yo is jealous of everyone else in the family reading fanfic and wants me to find some for her. Obviously I am not turning an 8yo loose on AO3 so I guess this means I need to locate some good Gen fics, print them out, and put them in a binder or something?

Just a reminder: The Guardian entered a strategic partnership with OpenAI a little while back, so any time you see an article like this from them, you can immediately dismiss it as not credible journalism but just Sam Altman getting his money’s worth.

My local sex toy shop is still doing a lot of mutual aid work, and you can donate to those efforts at the bottom of their website page. smittenkittenonline.com

…what 😍

With apologies to @gregdoucette.bsky.social, Killdozer is now the moderate position.

my 2028 candidate is whoever promises to take the construction equipment that lay waste to the east wing of the white house and drive it directly to the supreme court of the united states

I can hear in my mind the voice of Hardison, and it begins with, "Frankly, I'm *offended*—"

THERE ARE NO TRANSPHOBES WITH HONOR. NO TRANSPHOBE WILL SEE THE GATES OF STO’VO’KOR.

The “queer but not into bright colors” shirt is in frequent rotation in @aj-the-great.bsky.social’s wardrobe and it is extremely on brand

Birth rate discourse is like “It turns out if you give women more choices, they’re less likely to make ones that make their lives harder.” Which is really helpful in figuring out how we can improve society somewhat. But instead people are like wow giving women more choices was a mistake

Nothing like your 8yo arriving home from school and announcing that someone barfed on her backpack 😑😑😑

Okay but also what kind of freaking monster is out there PUNISHING BIRDS FOR MASTURBATING Seriously I’m gonna need some names I JUST WANNA TALK

If you share or like this, you will be denied a cabinet position in the Bill Clinton administration.

As Micah followed up, welcome to Kicking Off Pride Month With Detritus Models Allyship

Bart Simpson writing lines on the chalkboard, but it’s just me scrawling “I WILL NOT REINSTIGATE THE RAY WARS” in increasingly unhinged block capitals 🙄😂😒

Undergrad: Survey of Christian theology prof a) made huge production on Day 1 re: not using gendered pronouns for God then… NEVER MENTIONED LET ALONE ENFORCED IT AGAIN & b) talked down to me like a toddler for ~15 minutes to reject my term paper idea (the problem of evil in the movie Dracula 2000)

HS “history teacher” (not even a coach, astonishingly, just a useless wet rag of a woman) VERY insistent that I was wrong about the Nazis also murdering queer people. I kept a copy of James Loewen’s Lies My Teacher Told Me prominently displayed on my desk in that class for the rest of the year

HS French teacher wrote “Cabell, I wish you would come to know my god” on a future subjunctive practice paragraph I wrote abt reading tarot in New Orleans, then gave me a B on my ELABORATE Père-Lachaise cemetery diorama while her fave got an A for a shitty magazine photo collage of the Eiffel Tower

If you buy one of these you immediately become a heterosexual