my girl, my girl don't lie to me. tell me where did you sleep last night...

I'll shiver.... the whole night through...

send Lawyers, Guns, and Money to get me out of this

bc I just got rly tired of only being attracted to lesbians, and had to fix that

and everybody say that! You don't tug on Superman's Cape. You don't spit in the wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with Slim

and yes, that means you should be very nice to me 😜

Why did you transition? Wrong answers only. An old gypsy woman put a curse on me, that I would become an old gypsy woman

She told me to degrade her in bed so I called her a Yankees fan

you have 29 seconds to respond if you're not a bot

Outta South Alabama come a country boy...

Croce was maybe among my first 45's as a child, maybe among the earliest voices I heard other than my own mother. He is THAT important to me

He's got a tattoo on his arm that says "Baby", he's got another one that just says "Hey"

the problem I run into with ppl, is that you don't read the emails tldr is the story of my life 😅

Never trust an author. Never fall in love with an author. Also, never trust your own writing. Tomorrow you will be that asshole

ppl are a lot more complicated than just "secret Nazi" and you will need to do real work to connect and unpack them

My girl, my girl, Don't Lie to Me Tell me where did you sleep last night.. In the Pines, in the pines, where the sun don't ever shine, I'll shiver the whole night through...

if you want to know how harsh my Grandfather was, he described Willie Nelson's voice as Chicken Scratch 😅

Taking the Mexican Blackbird of gender... all trails lead to death. don't pretend you didn't know...

I cannot make lobsters be kind to each other. What I can do, is try to make sure that ppl are kind

it occurs to me that, my mother has a truly angelic voice, that has never been properly recorded... she (and I) just have it so naturally, that you don't even think about it

this country is dying. we are at the "wife of dead Nazi" stage stage of making excuses

it's time for my favorite Christmas movie

Fear is the stone that keeps me razor sharp. I wouldn't kill it, even if I could.

ok I might be the only person alive now singing Fixing a Hole 😅

like a band of gypsies we move down the highway. please beieve that when I tell you smth, I mean it

“My father warned me about men & booze, but he never mentioned a word about women & cocaine” – Tallulah Bankhead

Your son is an absolute jackass, and I would prefer to never see him again in this life. Happy Holidays!

and I'm not particularly prone to audiobooks, as my attention wanders... but, it was partucularly engaging. and Riener has sporadic parts throughout, voiced

I had to pull over the car, and tear up a bit. I'm as far left as you get, but he was a giant in the industry

Also I have maybe the best story ever of the first time I saw The Princess Bride. But it's so specific and weird that it would dox me, so that will have to wait for another day 😅

I was listening to the audiobook of the making of The Princess Bride, off/on in the car. So, was in the middle of it when I learned about Rob Reiner's death 🙍‍♀️ Shit happens...

was clearing out trunk of Mom's car, and omg how cute are these little rainbow sewing appliques 🥹

I have had Beatles' Fixing A Hole stuck in my head for a week now, and would very much like to pass this ear bug on to someone else please 🥺

if you see me practicing a conversation no you didn't

As I am considered "well read"... the go-to joke among my Liberal Arts major friends, was that I am REALLY good at ONE language 😜

Happy Winter Solstice to everyone, and to all the RSAD ppl specifically ❄️

I should maybe clarify here. I am very fortunate, to be gifted. Many things come naturally to me, with no real effort required. But, foreign languages are my Achilles' Heel. I have friends that are natural polyglots, and live in true envy of them.

a bag of popcorn is a meal, fight me 😤

I nominate this for flavor text on the next Birds of Paradise MtG card reissue

Happy Winter Solstice to everyone, and to all the RSAD ppl specifically ❄️

I don't know if he was trying to scratch his back or what, but this squirrel was just totally break-dancing on the lawn 😸

people at the church ask her, "how do you sing like that !?" and she just says, "I just open my mouth and sing."

One by U2 feels almost like it was written on uke, until you hit that Fmaj7 and break a finger or two 😅

A picture fell over last night. Probably nothing, probably not haunted. I miss her already, still alive. A high soprano with no training, just naturally perfect.

and then he said: "I just can't figure out what gets to you." and I said, "I can't figure out why you feel the need to."

Name as random dumb thing you believed when you were young: For some reason i though the Indigo Girls were based in/from PNW, rather than Atlanta 🤷‍♀️

I rarely repost, but this is worth it

(after receiving an insult) "Well, aren't we both lucky that I don't value your opinion..."

are you the girl, or are you the monster? Yes.

I choose the lady AND the tiger