I would prefer to be on their side. Both sides suck, but they seem more honest.

It is also possible to make mistakes, and still win. That is also life.

I miss Ana's Armenian nose

"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

I'm about to cut my hair for the first time in about 10 years. So, if anyone wants a couple feet of half-tangled hair, hit me up.

there are stories I can tell, and some that I can't😅

my cheddar, extra sharp

The clouds are rolling, and I'm standing out in the rain

We were all in love with dying we were drinking from a fountain that was pouring down an avalanche coming down the mountain

you ever meet twins and one is skinny, one it fat?

Wyatt Earp is my friend. Hell, I've got a lot of friends. I don't.

Life is ours, we live it our way -- James Asshole

please understand, this war will not end in your lifetime. your grandchildren will will kill theirs, and neither will know why

No one wishes to see such interesting times. But here we are.

blood is on the table, the fires are cooking

I wish I could have seen Townes. He was a few dollars out of our price range.

fade into you... I think it's strange you never knew...

would you like to hear my voice, sprinkled with emtion

This road can be a rocky place and it's good to see your smiling face

I am always laughing, always alone

the Reverse SAD is really starting to kick. I will soon be sleeping all day and only awake at night (more or less)

googling "adult size sippy cup" 🙃

A very prominent trans girl on twitter blocked me, for pointing out this obvious truth in her comments 🤷‍♀️

ppl think I'm cool but I aspirate water and go into a coughing fit at least twice a week

I suppose, there is a more personal point in this. For whatever reason, people tend to listen when I talk. And over time, that has led me to be more cautious in my speech.

I remember talking with this guy I worked with at a restaurant, about movies we had seen. I pointed out that Sci-Fi was now the only real vehicle for social commentary. He is now a YA sci-fi author, and I won't take full credit, but I played a part 😤

I am by nature monogamous. One lover is so much work, I can't even imagine multiples 😅

As an only child, know that my default mindset is defeating you individually, vs collectively. I can do both, walk and chew gum at the same time, etc. But I'm coming for you

Also I should note, the back yard is fenced, and they do seem to recognize that as boundaries of their territory. So thankfully, they have not been harassing the neighbor's chickens.

Blues Brothers - Briefcase Full of Blues Not that I was such a cool kid. It was a hand-me-down from my mom, who I expect got it for free, as she worked at a music store at the time.

just playing Advance Wars at 4 am, like girls do

My Name is Nobody

Okay cool, thet's see you register your mom's car in his name

Maybe the last time I cried

I hate 5 baby tree swallows living in the eaves nest that the barn swallows left last year. They are cute, but total assholes. Super territorial, chase around all the other birds and even the squirrels, which none of them are a threat in any way 🤷‍♀️

playing guitar, my hands smell like metal. I'll wash it off, it the morning

How I Became Invisible - “We Both Go Down Together” (originally by the Decemberists)

I'm totally not a mean kid, but is funny that ppl are now commonly referring to this guy as Howard Nutlick. BC fuck that guy 🤷‍♀️

Of course. You do what you can. Perfect Tommy wasn't always perfect. At one point he was the Fucking New Guy. You show up, and learn, and do.

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Neil McCauley, Heat (1995)

goin to the bathroom every 20 minutes, bc I don't want to gamble and lose

The ppl complaining rn about "Tax The Rich" are gonna be super pissed when they get eaten

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. -- The Waco Kid, Blazing Saddles (1974)

a lot of foods taste better slightly burnt, but wow do pretzels taste so much worse 😾

Wheather you're a lover, or whether your're a lover...

"critical but stable" was my nickname in high school 👀

Candy Darling

fr ppl always told me that growing up, that I would inevitably become more conservative. And I just looked and them and thought, there must be smth wrong with the water around here. I should GTFO as soon as possible 😅

Roald Dahl

No, you can't have any. This is emergency cheese!