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electric monk
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patrick
5 months ago
ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters. COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
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Neil Nadelman (Currently clean on OPSEC)
about 1 hour ago
Had to steal this from the Remixed Nancy Bushmiller on Facebook.
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Radley Balko
about 5 hours ago
This is why they mask. It isn’t about safety. It’s because they know that if decent people learn what they do, they’ll be social outcasts.
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Graceful Six Humoured 🫦
about 9 hours ago
I think we should stop calling them "hallucinations" and call made up AI shit "lies." LLMs can neither hallucinate nor lie, as they lack consciousness, but when they make shit up, it has a malevolent impact on the recipient, not the distributor, of the misinformation.
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I grew up a couple miles east of the Coldwater River. My father and grandfather illegally ran catfish and buffalo nets in the Coldwater for years. My mother's family holds a reunion every Mother's Day at Arkabutla Lake, a reservoir created by damming the river by the Corps of Engineers.
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Existential Comics
1 day ago
You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good? This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
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Rev. David McDowell
1 day ago
New link for the rebuilding fund.
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Fabio Reu
1 day ago
So I got 2,000 of these. If you're in New Orleans I'll give you some.
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i said it once before but it bears repeating
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kate
1 day ago
a few small bears
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After all this time, with all the technology at our disposal, still, days go by
loading . . .
Dirty Vegas - Days Go By (Official Video)
YouTube video by DirtyVegasVEVO
https://youtu.be/gLCduDJVksc?si=rsUAZ0mSis0GBn64
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Courtney Milan
2 days ago
ohhhhh so none of them know yet that they’re not getting $50K after tax withholding, do they
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Tom Ewing
2 days ago
RIP Erich Von Daniken, your theories were a load of racist nonsense but the comics your theories inspired went EXTREMELY hard
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First concert, Bad Company and Lynyrd Skynyrd at the Memphis Pyramid, 1993
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found a cool vocal training program for 2026
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Dan Cerinthedark
3 days ago
Sure deodorant was discontinued when sarcasm was invented in the 90s
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles
3 days ago
This is for when I am watching 227 and Amen on the go
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Matty!
3 days ago
Man, if only we had a nationwide reckoning over the fact that the cops are actually a state-sponsored gang that act with lawless impunity six years ago, right?
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Matty!
3 days ago
If only there had been a period of mass protest where people were demanding tremendous policy change signifying a desire for massive policy change that brave politicians could have listened to and capitalized on. If only!
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Slightly diminish a band Spinal Tape
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Return of the Cmonmacques
3 months ago
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Pavel
about 1 year ago
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
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Evan Greer
4 days ago
MORE COWBELL
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If there is a show you like, you better be at home and ready to watch it, because it will never air again. If you miss it, your only hope is another kid at school might tell you about it, poorly.
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Andrew Hickey
4 days ago
Every autistic person has been screaming this stuff for decades while genocidal shitheads have been saying we need to be eradicated.
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë
4 days ago
Every time I see this skeet my brain treats me to a reenactment with the part of the plumber being played by Jim Beaver
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Benjamin Dewey
5 days ago
Made a new poster of Robert Johnson with a bunch of period correct details. I looked at the original Vocalion record sleeves/disc labels to pull decorative framing elements. The font (redrawn) is from the 30's. The clothes, guitar and portrait are all based on 30's photos. Star marks his birthplace.
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The Emotion Engine (2025 Console CPU of the Year)
5 days ago
A cheap treat suggestion for anyone struggling with the (waves hands like a muppet) right now, go buy yourself a cheap fountain pen (a Jinhao 9019 can be had for $4-12 USD) and an ink that seems fun to you, ink that bad boy up and just write. Make lists of band names, practice cursive, whatever.
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Costa Samaras
6 days ago
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power - file impeachment articles every day in the House - withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee - be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
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Six Tiny Dogs
6 days ago
I feel like most movies made in the 80s were "night movies." 90s movies were "day movies." and of course, all movies from the 2000s onward take place inside of the computer.
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Max Kennerly
6 days ago
This is the only correct position, and the inevitable response from knee-jerk centrist reactionaries of "it won't work" is not a valid objection. Every member of Congress has a duty to say that what Noem has been doing is not acceptable.
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tatiana 🌈
6 days ago
calling the bootlicker's local office to demand they stop, for one second, licking boots.
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Amy Ash
6 days ago
lemon it’s january 7th
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Saga, sighs queen
6 days ago
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Congresswoman Robin Kelly
6 days ago
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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Pearl River Flow
6 days ago
WELCOME TO BEAVER TOWN
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton
6 days ago
Why did you leave Al Green out to dry last month when he introduced articles of impeachment against Trump?
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Rep. Summer Lee
6 days ago
The Trump administration is inflaming rhetoric about a community and commissioning the endangerment of its citizens—and now ICE just killed a woman. They are increasingly out of control. Call this what it is: a police state. It’s past time to abolish ICE once and for all.
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Tim Onion
6 days ago
Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
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Ken Jennings
6 days ago
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Horkos
15 days ago
[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
6 days ago
Inside you there are 2 Anarchists:
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marlo
7 days ago
yeah here it is
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Hyper Mega Bummer Boy
6 days ago
Dudes rock
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katsian andor
6 days ago
chris redd please bully andy samberg into releasing the solo hunter the hungry track from popstar: never stop never stopping
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles
7 days ago
Sorry to all the games I bought just waiting to be played but, I just considered, SSX3
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No Particular Dave
7 days ago
Hollywood sucks because they made a fifth Rambo movie in 2019 and didn't get Lou Bega to do the theme song
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Strategic Tape Reserve
10 days ago
There’s a reason you usually see 4’33 done with a piano. It doesn’t work on guitar. After 10 seconds the performer would start trying to check that their strings are still in tune before moving on to absentmindedly playing Wonderwall.
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"Sweet Man" Cam
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every day
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