I had nearly forgotten that social media could help spread the word about a problem that’s difficult to solve through the typical, polite channels. Last week I made an off the cuff post about my frustration with Josie & the Pussycats residuals people saw it. FF>> an interview with @vulture.com

Well, when you put it like that it almost starts to sound like poor management, leadership and planning, but that can't be true because all the studio heads in charge of those things still have their jobs.

Those are air conditioners?

The grizzled old prospector sits on a dilapidated porch with a rusting tin room. He looks to the horizon as he feels the wind shift ever so slightly. His old wound aches. "Vengabus a-comin'."

Me visiting the reflecting pool

Everyone eventually becomes dependent on "lifelong medication" it's called "ageing"

Tangent but there is definitely an ageist pattern whereby older people taking regular medication is considered perfectly normal and standard while younger people doing so (even the exact same medications!) is treated as unnatural, shameful, and to be avoided if at all possible.

this machine kills fascists

To Catch a Predator Drone

Trump’s America: People attempting to investigate the damages done by the regime will be prosecuted by the regime.

lestat whenever a problem arises in his life

Shout out to every kid who had a copy of this and would just pour over the pages planning to read stuff with various aliens they found in it all excited. God this was such a formative book.

1960s school library books give me a weird sense nostalgia because they were the last purchases the school made before the money ran out in the early 70s and were still on the shelves in 1980. “The kids of 1978 love the Combat and the I Spy!”

Looking for investors for a terrible idea

they were saying this is what they'd do with the blockchain and NFTs and shit too! They can't even come up with new lies?

Has no one pointed out that Mountain Dew changed their name to American Dew for the summer and the reflecting pool happened to turn a bright flourescent green

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

I'm not being paid residuals for my singing on Josie & the Pussycats bc I guess producers failed to provide paperwork to @sagaftra.org for my 20+ vocal sessions in summer 2000. SAG says I had 2 years (??) to report but I found out this year. Didn't hit my '25 earnings so l lose my health ins July1

The Hunter, which kicks off Richard Stark’s “Parker” series of crime novels, boasts a plot summary that’s extremely relatable to every freelancer. A guy wants the money he’s owed and only the money he’s owed nothing more and nothing less give him the goddamned money you owe him he’s getting angry

ISTG I oughta write an essay abt Luigi Mangione's place in the American folk tradition of Staggolee. The media is successfully convincing people that Luigi is guilty until proven innocent, but instead of turning people against him it just makes him more popular.

hot damn those are some Killer BOB vibes and a half

Man throwing shoe at George W Bush gold ring

Every time @andrewhickey.500songs.com says “at RCA” I think this is the guy he’s talking about.

im going to be sick laughing

When Gandalf showed up to Bilbo's birthday party everyone expected him to play Dream Police and Surrender but do not mistake him for some conjuror of Cheap Trick.

Is it carbon monoxide

Typical DESTINY 2 raid map

instead of banning youths from using social media, we should work on getting the internet back to its ideal state of mainly being guitar tabs, song lyrics and game faqs with ascii title images

Stunned myself with the realization that RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) is a recapitulation of the Biblical Binding of Isaac where Abraham decides to kill God instead of his son

folks, they’re calling the tarp “the white flag of surrender”

There is already an American Doctor Who, it’s called DC’s Legends of Tomorrow and it’s time for Season 8.

Mine will always be to cast John Waters as the Doctor and let him run the show for a bit. Fans will just have to get used to most of the adventures happening in and around Baltimore.

i would take this even further: you cannot truly be a hater if you're not a lover, and vice versa. you need the full range of love and hate in order to be a good critic and also a well rounded person.

Sadly, I have to pull out of the UFC fight at the White House because they refused to give me a Bane style injection system full of pink flavored Monster

hats off, I guess, to every over the top satirical vision of America ever presented on screen or page. congrats, everybody, you all called it

What We Do In The Shadows but it's quotes from The Vampire Lestat/Interview With The Vampire s03e01

they're adding Vladimir and Estragon to Super Smash Brothers

Happen

I really enjoy EB White's take on New York and New Yorkers.

<pleasantly> “So which one of you is the Dunning and which is the Kruger?”

Working on my romantic black comedy sci-fi epic about a young man obsessed with death who falls in love with the much-older scion of a noble house destined to rule the universe, Harold and Muad’dib.

The thing about Catwoman is that due to her career, she spends a lot of her life in hot purr suit

the Gen z day Shakespeare is describing their awkward tinder date as stupible and terrid rn

if it was snoop's estate it would be embizzlement

[Filter voice] Hey man, nice hat

“The Inner Light” - S5 E25

They’re calling him the funniest man alive