Hilariously I am now desperately craving a burger

I regret to inform you I have no intention of deleting it

Had a visitor this morning :>

May the 4th be with you ;)

Cooking up something for the Star Wars day

Kind of interested in a Babu Frik/Salacious Crumb cage match, no holds barred, weapons may be tossed in by spectators

Happy Babu Frik striptease day or whatever

Roll20, count your fucking days.

I’m going to go to school and find the girl who pulled a pad out of my backpack and made fun of me in front of the whole 5th grade class, and punch her in the throat.

This movie is my top film of 2026, I will be shocked if it could be topped by another release this year.

Now seated

This morning I became aware that when I put on mascara I hold my head at the same angle of the neck scene from Smile.

Ho-kum [slams desk]. Ho-KUM [slams desk]. HO-KUM [slams desk].

Almost fainted the on seated leg press. Finished all 3 sets.

Excused myself out of this meeting because I touched my face and felt what I thought was a very large pimple above my chin. It was a piece of melted cheese. I had breakfast 2 hours ago. I've been walking around with a piece of cheese on my face for 2 hours, in this meeting for a half an hour.

Bell pepper update

New Resident Evil trailer gonna make me act up *off screen whispering* What do you mean I’m using that phrase wrong?

scrolling thru the hub trying to find a good vid

Teams: there’s a notification for a post in one of your work chats Me: yes, I’m in that chat, I see it. Please take the notification away now Teams: nah babygirl you gotta slide that scroll wheel up and down just the way I like it first 😜

CNN: oOoOo one bag of chips will give you dementia I just found out the railyard I lived and went to school near was dumping toxic waste and pollutants for years, causing a suspected wave of cancer, kidney, and other various disorders. I am going to eat the hot chip. Suck my cock.

nibbling on my crash out since i can’t indulge in the whole thing

Just a sip, milord. Imagine the flavor!

Intrusive thoughts are telling me to drink the black bean soaking water.

Hey chat welcome back, today on the stream we’re going to see how many times I can beat my head into this brick wall that’s mogging me.

“Maybe I’m just going to do this dance forever”

When I fucking tell yall I am tired.

About an hour and a half into The Unworthy and all I keep thinking is…

That Coke Zero I had at 8am has deserted me. I am without umph.

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Tried to spell a Pokémon’s name and came up with Gayrados. I don’t hate it.

Time for more chepper

Old heads know what’s up

The level of uncasual I sound when I’m trying to play it cool should be studied in a lab.

I hit 55lbs on the chest press and my fake lashes started lifting too…off my eyelid.

Well. I never wanted to do this, but my dental fees are set to fuck up my general finances & for Mr. Burns in specific. The cost of repairing my cracked tooth, replacing my cracked fillings, and the jaw-loosening Botox treatment are identical to the operating costs of the show. gofund.me/3f2e525ee

What could this POSSIBLY mean

This is what you want to see when watching a movie.

This was my favorite part of the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark movie

I believe today is the last day for the $2.99 ebook pricing of THE WARDEN on all platforms.

Harley Monday

As a kid I didn’t understand why my grandmother was always cooking Now as an adult any time I’m stressed I feel an overpowering urge to learn and try out a new recipe.

Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif

I drew a background on a sketch, every clap lol

All done

Freezer/zip plastic bags.

Working on a Clayface

My brain feels like lukewarm gas station coffee.

Yep, brain is working fine everyone