Good morning, weekend soon

Seeing Greg Nicotero, Jeffrey Combs, Ben Templesmith, and Thora Birch Saturday. I’m gonna try really hard not to be beet red all day.

Sometimes I just snap to from disassociating and go “damn I’m 41”

I’ve been watching trad goth makeup tutorials and I fucking love how chaotic most of them are. The goths are smudging everything they just carefully applied, using random shit to guide their face contour, and assuring you that if you fuck it up no you didn’t.

y love for you is like a truck, Would you like some making fuck, My love for you is like a rock,

The Christmas tree has to wear granny panties until the cat safe no chew spray comes in. Fucking goblins.

Lmao fuck no. Especially when someone is flirting by teasing me, I’m like “oh they hate me, fair.”

Sometimes the skincare formulated to treat your face does an oopsie by forgetting to work and instead constantly breaks you out 😭

I regret to inform all curious Aldi shoppers that these are inedible

Me, in an alternate universe, introducing my kids: This is Grendel and The Maxxx. Yes you have to say “The”.

Just got a package for work delivered by someone (cool) that I knew in high school. Being grown is good awkward sometimes.

What movie villain is a horrible person, but an absolute joy to watch on screen? (A google search revealed this man is still smoking hot)

I hope someday I’ll manage to get past the urge to make myself as small as possible in public spaces so I’m not in the way.

Rescuing bugs from my bathtub and releasing them safely, but whispering “don’t start none, won’t be none” so they know what’s up.

Honestly, better than I expected. I enjoyed Thing and Johnny’s banter. Also we finally got the Galactus we deserved on screen.

Cheru, strike out champ

New Electric Callboy is fire

You: “now I’m organizing my vinegar syndrome releases” Heavy breathing on the other end of the phone: “what are your criteria”

Cheru can have a little at home sluttery, as a treat

The riches of my eBay wheeling and dealing were waiting for me when I got home

Cheru finally home

Cheru is serving snoochie boochies

Beautiful day in Silent Hills Iowa

Good morning

Last night camping, blessed with campsite kitty

Campsite drawing: Melty

Me, flirting

Campsite sketch: a wendigo

Woke up to a tall, handsome man watching me sleep

Post you from a different era, 26 here I think

Cheru camping (first pic is a BBQ joint floor, and that food was heavenly)

It’s true

Tie in event with @cheru.bsky.social Rabid the clown! A rare ???? Alligned ???? From ????,

The hell scene from All Dogs go to Heaven still unnerves me

Listening to early 2000s R&B helps me work, at the cost of me randomly spitting out “baby girl put it on me” at inappropriate times in conversation

The 80s were peak for “mischievous little shits” cinema which is why Martin Scorcese says it was the greatest years in film* *citation needed

If I see one CGI gremlin in that new movie I’m gonna gonna throw a nerd culture bro internet tantrum I swear to fuck

I googled characters from the manga/anime Black Lagoon

I use the Clean Hand/Dirty Hand method to apply my foot lotion before bed

The gynecologist told me I looked young for my age, which I would have appreciated much more had she not followed it by cranking me open like a cadaver and prodding me with a fancy teaspoon.

Cheru sleepy

Not yet ready to give up The Old Ways

Foreign Policy said the turkey is dead, time to roast it

My toxic trait is if you color tune a horror t-shirt/hoodie to be neon and slap kanji on it, I will buy it.

You truly know you’re an adult when you hear and or say “wow I can’t believe it’s (month) already” 12+ times a year

YoU wEnT pIgGy DiPpIn’ aT tHe PiGgY pOnD?! nAwWw YoU wEnT sAuSaGe SwImMiNg At Da WaTaBoWl?!

This mfer said shall yall

Did I ever shall yall my Tim Burton ass phone holder?

When you fail at everything but you’re still kinda sexy