All done

Cheru with a knife and some snacks will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Workin’ on something

I’m begging for a standard among all businesses to remove the weird pause in hold music that makes you think someone has picked up.

My thing is that if you're gay or queer AND a horror fan, I'm going to follow you

I hate it when my favorite hobbit can’t find my gollum

And so it was foretold, Cheru returned to the worst game

Anybody wanna go to a hardcore show with me? Italian Brainrot is playing

Tired girl and her tired dinner

reminds me of the time a friend went to Subway and ordered a "football meatlong"

It’s a nice day to lay on my couch and just sort of zone out

Wow that’s a lot to wake up to

Made cheddar bay sausage balls with ground turkey, goddamn they’re good.

Colored her

Can you tell I watched all the Phantasms this year? (Except 2)

Last post, if you see that article don’t click on it. Don’t give them money.

This is fucking stupid. “Controversial” isn’t even close to accurate for a literal baby rapist. The fuck.

“Prepared spells? Yeah I’ve prepared something.”

Ceci n'est pas une ripipes

My knee is pissed. It was worth it.

I started the first day of the year skating for the first time since my knee surgery back in June. My stamina is shit and my knee is very angry, but it was great. I think the helmet camera recorded, if so I’ll have some clips of me skating and mumbling “well *that* hurts” a few times.

Here’s to starting over and guarding my heart a little better this year than I did last year ❤️

That’s why it’s New Year’s Eve not new years Steve

It’s almost 2026, we have to be gayer next go round everyone.

Hello from Dressed Up from the Neck Up for New Years

Today at work I learned about Hauppauge New York and that it is a nightmare to read/pronounce with a southern accent.

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year: A Medication I Need Runs out Saturday and the Pharmacy and my Provider are Pointing Fingers at Each Other

Soooo…gonna go on some skating adventures

Doodlin’

My New Year’s resolution is to learn how to strip all the meat off a chicken wing flat in one fell swoop.

Pluribus making me come to terms with my loneliness and how quickly I would cave to the polite hive mind.

*looks at all my internet friends* these cool motherfuckers.

I blocked this account that I’m 100% sure is a porn repost bot BUT I needed y’all to read that bio in the same voice my brain did

Everyone is doing their favorite muppet and what that says about their personality

I caught Ivy’s little voice on video last night

I really wanted to like Built bars but they feel like chewing on a glue trap.

From the Snapchat memories

My appliances are picking up on my rejection sensitivity.

Me to everyone in earshot after my 3rd mango crush

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

On Fridays, we over dress for our work from home job

Share a smile

Looking for a Christmas miracle for a kitty (aging parent situation) for Baltimore pals: (1/2) ""My mom can no longer keep Angelo (alas!!!) and we are looking to rehome him. Angelo is a total sweetheart. He is 6 years old, gentle, playful, friendly, and a lovebug."

Santa brought me bigass pimple

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