You: “now I’m organizing my vinegar syndrome releases” Heavy breathing on the other end of the phone: “what are your criteria”

Cheru can have a little at home sluttery, as a treat

The riches of my eBay wheeling and dealing were waiting for me when I got home

Cheru finally home

Cheru is serving snoochie boochies

Beautiful day in Silent Hills Iowa

Good morning

Last night camping, blessed with campsite kitty

Campsite drawing: Melty

Me, flirting

Campsite sketch: a wendigo

Woke up to a tall, handsome man watching me sleep

Post you from a different era, 26 here I think

Cheru camping (first pic is a BBQ joint floor, and that food was heavenly)

It’s true

Tie in event with @cheru.bsky.social Rabid the clown! A rare ???? Alligned ???? From ????,

The hell scene from All Dogs go to Heaven still unnerves me

Listening to early 2000s R&B helps me work, at the cost of me randomly spitting out “baby girl put it on me” at inappropriate times in conversation

The 80s were peak for “mischievous little shits” cinema which is why Martin Scorcese says it was the greatest years in film* *citation needed

If I see one CGI gremlin in that new movie I’m gonna gonna throw a nerd culture bro internet tantrum I swear to fuck

I googled characters from the manga/anime Black Lagoon

I use the Clean Hand/Dirty Hand method to apply my foot lotion before bed

The gynecologist told me I looked young for my age, which I would have appreciated much more had she not followed it by cranking me open like a cadaver and prodding me with a fancy teaspoon.

Cheru sleepy

Not yet ready to give up The Old Ways

Foreign Policy said the turkey is dead, time to roast it

My toxic trait is if you color tune a horror t-shirt/hoodie to be neon and slap kanji on it, I will buy it.

You truly know you’re an adult when you hear and or say “wow I can’t believe it’s (month) already” 12+ times a year

YoU wEnT pIgGy DiPpIn’ aT tHe PiGgY pOnD?! nAwWw YoU wEnT sAuSaGe SwImMiNg At Da WaTaBoWl?!

This mfer said shall yall

Did I ever shall yall my Tim Burton ass phone holder?

When you fail at everything but you’re still kinda sexy

I bought these today on a whim and they are fucking delicious. They’re garlicky and warm.

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts

Is serving salted tomato slices with a dinner meal (like as a side dish) just a southern thing or do yall do it in other places too?

Cheru sleepy Saturday

Frankly I find your sarcasm rude, window.

"Here's where we compare the narrative needs of a horror genre vs. one of epic-sci fi and find them different. That's because horror is lazy and ashamed of being horror." Great point but have you considered: I am in your walls

Finally watched the 2 episodes of Welcome to Derry. They should really let the Muschiettis have a crack at a Nightmare on Elm Street film.

With the holiday season here I can finally bring out my festive clothes

People are seriously arguing about whether or not Medusa should be portrayed as “ugly” under the post of Heidi Klum’s fun Halloween costume. In this essay, Cheru the Monster Fucker, will explain why the Internet should be disconnected for everyone but me…

I didn’t know the Horrordle was only for October and now I am bereft.

I think when everyone is excited to be there, chatting & laughing, bringing a special dish they made for the party

Minis, but BIG handfuls

Just a generic sedan but it’s new enough that it has the phone Bluetooth which is nice, I think I’d really like am el Camino with a Bluetooth phone upgrade hehe

I’d really like to skate on a banked roller derby track someday, they seem really fun. After I successfully cultivated an herb garden I realized I don’t really like fresh parsley lol

🥹 thank you

Customizable character, mystery horror game with NO SNEAKING. God I am ass at stealth in games.