My neighbor upstairs has decided to violently vacuum his floor at 7:40 in the morning

You can see the light through Principal Snyder's ears. Just thought you should know.

“We’re going to flood the zone. You’re going to see more ICE agents [than] you ever seen before.” The time to get whistles into the hands of your community is right now. We will send you whistles, for free, in quantities of 100-thousands. We do it every day. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this kind of shit is so unreal. it simply cannot be real.

This is ridiculous

Every political ad I’ve seen this morning is pro Trump pro Trump pro Trump candidate🙄🤢🤮. Because people in this jacked city county state still think he’s great I just wanna puke.

Thrive…ha. I’m rushing to get the surgery, not only am I in considerable pain daily… I’m thinking that there’s not going to be any medical care worth having in this country because of the mockery we are now. What doctors would want to practice here? I fear for the future.

Can't believe I'm saying this but… Go Go Buffalo

P.K. Subban dressed like my mom's decorative throw pillows in 1992

Is PK Subban wearing pajamas?

I guess this is the first time I've seen PK's outfit good God I had a bridesmaid dress in that material in 1996

I'll give the man credit -- every day I think I can't hate him more, and every day he proves me wrong.

I haven't left the bathroom yet I just don't wanna go back into the office where I've had cheese on my face for two hours. Also it's on the bottom of my sweater. I should never eat again

Excused myself out of this meeting because I touched my face and felt what I thought was a very large pimple above my chin. It was a piece of melted cheese. I had breakfast 2 hours ago. I've been walking around with a piece of cheese on my face for 2 hours, in this meeting for a half an hour.

Bluesky not getting my location or any of this bullshit. Sorry no chat for me.

So this is part of the new texting scams going around.🙄

I really enjoy Romeos Pizza but damn... their delivery has turned to absolute shit. When you have to use delivery it can't be the polar opposite of service. It shouldn't take an hour and a half on a Tuesday night. When I call they say if it's not there in 30 minutes call us back. So 2 hours then🙄

Lot of street racing going on tonight. All day actually. Columbus Police are totally on it.🙄

I looked at ONE tattoo artist on Instagram and now every single ad and suggested reel is tattoo related.

I slathered up with bengay before bed and I'm so minty and refreshing

Pro tip for anyone trying to sell me something. From big business to the small businesses. If your influencer taps or starts moving the product in a playful way looking at the camera in amazement and wonder while play posing… I'm gone. Could you just fucking stop. Notice that isn't a question

OK I couldn't handle the typo

I'm having surgery in June. I may finally be able to walk, sit, sleep, hell even wipe my ass without pain for the first time in YEARS. Scared to death and yet very optimistic. Not my first surgery but this one worries. But I'm too young to be walking like my mother.

It didn't last

this is how I post

Extended dreams about zombies slight comedic twist. Does that mean somebody's gonna die and it's gonna be funny? Please?

Satanists should demand to post their Eleven Commandments too then (which are superior in my opinion). churchofsatan.com/eleven-rules...

I was laying here just kind of half in and out of sleep when the power went out for a blip… Because all of my lights are on Wi-Fi they all turned on. So good morning 4:45 AM. And then I had to get out manually turned them all off. Fuck you 4:48 AM

I don't often wake up with a migraine, but when I do…

looking good sir

Tim Cook's legacy will be enshittifying Apple's software, abusing their market dominance, and then playing apologist to fascism. Under his leadership they burned billions on a car that never drove, and the only major attempt at a new product during his tenure (the Apple Vision Pro) was a total dud.

Full letter from Elizabeth Warren: www.warren.senate.gov/imo/media/do...

Inquiring minds want to know

monday motivation

The Pete Hegseth experience is revitalized when you realize that he's Mac from It's Always Sunny

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Is anyone even watching this game?

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

WHERE'S MY FOOD

I hate this but I think I'm gonna turn the air conditioning on. This coughing is for the birds

If you don’t know about this, you need to read up. It’s the single bloodiest massacre in the history of Reconstruction, and it was perpetrated to overthrow the results of an election. It was emblematic of the sabotage of Reconstruction. And SCOTUS nullified the prosecution of those responsible.

Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON

Yes. Well.

A clip from the lowest rated episode of Dirty Jobs

They did Teela dirty

OK every time I tweet anymore it's doing this little attachment thing I have no idea what the hell it is. It's when I do speech to text which is… all the time

Reason number one why it's dangerous for me to be stuck at home with no car. I bake. I cook. Boredom and a healthy pantry do not a good situation make. Cheesy potatoes anyone?