Whenever a MAGA Trump supporter says you are "virtue signaling" it means that you're just being a decent human being. This is a concept that is foreign to them.

Five African grey parrots were removed from public view at Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in the UK after repeatedly swearing at visitors and laughing together. The parrots—Billy, Eric, Tyson, Jade, and Elsie—were donated by different owners but quickly bonded. Original post

🔥 @justinjpearson.bsky.social: “WE ARE STILL HERE.” #Memphis @GovBillLee @MarshaBlackburn #JimCrow

It's the same people getting hurt in this country who have ALWAYS been hurt: Women, people of color, immigrants and the LGBTQ community. These assholes always pick on and abuse everyone who doesn't look like and think like them. Tired of every damn bit of it.

Greetings to all on this #kidlitartpostcard day! My name is Jim Wright. I'm a graphic designer and illustrator looking for representation. Email: [email protected] Portfolio: wrightbrain.net/project/illustration/ portfolio.wrightbrain.net/illustration/

Wait, are you suggesting that corporations don't care about their employees?? Wow, thanks, experts! I never would have guessed that!

The explicit position of the Republican Party is that Black Americans should not have representation in Congress.

Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.

These creeps want to do ruthless, lawless power grabs but also to have their delicate feelings respected

Now would be an excellent time to pre-order Chris Smalls’s forthcoming book. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/724036...

RFK Jr. Sucks Measles Vaccine Out Of Infant

I was forced to the back of the bus. This ain't theoretical for me. I lived this shit.

You guys know you can watch Star Wars anytime you want right?

We go to this local coffee shop so often that they hung my portrait on the wall.

Op-ed: Ohioans want to put workers over billionaires. Vivek Ramaswamy would do the opposite www.clevescene.com/news/ohio-ne...

I haven’t played it, so this may be a little unfair, but it seems like a big reason Pickleball has become so popular is that it’s a great new way to be insufferable

Civil Rights Icon and Civil Rights Denier.

Saw a great sketch and improv show tonight featuring a bunch of young people, including a couple of trans kids, notably my daughter Ruby. To see her and the others being funny, weird and having an absolute blast entertaining people despite the darkness in the world was SO heartening. (no joke here!)

TOMORROW: Americans are calling out of work, walking out of school, and refusing to shop on the nationwide day of economic disruption. There are many ways you can get involved on May Day: survey.alchemer.com/s3/8705046/i... Join one of the over 3,000 events planned: www.mobilize.us/mayday/map/?...

Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.

My daily thought when I see this kind of nonsense: As a wise man once said… (fill in the blank with anything my dad said the last 20 years of his life).

Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. https://theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-10-58-a-m-1819574888/

Nah. It's not like he was in mortal danger, like an Iranian girl in school or a person driving through their own neighborhood when ICE is present.

Watched an entire 8 part doc from a few years back about the music and events of 1971. Some great music including Marvin Gaye, Joni Mitchell, Aretha, James Brown, etc. What briefly featured song did I have stuck in my head at 3 AM when I went to bed? "One Bad Apple" by the Osmonds. I hate my brain.

‘7 Days,’ Hisses Little Girl On Phone Call Welcoming Draft Pick To Jets

Just read an article about a number of tech firms announcing layoffs soon. If one of them devised the algorithm that determined I somehow give a flying fuck about John Wayne's preferred cut of steak, I guess it makes sense

Whether it’s Donald Trump extorting $10 billion from the United States treasury or Joe Biden getting a free cone from a Delaware ice cream shop, both presidents used the office for inappropriate financial gain.

Thank you, elephants. This made my day.

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

Watching the NFL Draft again this year because I'm an idiot

YOOOO,,, Georgia Bulldogs Women’s Tennis,,, y’all should be front and center for your celebration. I gots a spot for your team in our SHE Weekend Parade in Vegas in July. I’ll put y’all front and center to kick off the parade,!!

Why would a ROBOT have an ACCENT. Talking about the terminator movie. Sorry this is about 40 years late I've been busy

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

Georgia's women's tennis team is the new Waldo and whatnot.

I didn't know you could be arrested when your favorite team loses 12 in a row. Seems egregious.

You can’t do that to rural voters! What are they, black people? bsky.app/profile/coll...

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil. It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

I really miss being uninformed

Im still buying American because they will need the money to reverse all the mad shit that the orange faced orangutan with candy floss for hair has cost them when he spontaneously combusts. Cheers! 👍🥃

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

#Zappa youtu.be/5B1Qf9h1C6I?...

Came home from work and saw my neighbor sitting on his porch, Dark Side Of The Moon blasting. He says "dude, I am high as shit right now. Anesthesia." "For what?", I asked. "Anesthesia.", he replied. After repeating that exchange three more times, he finally said "Colonoscopy, man. Intense."

Man of the people.

Harvard Medical School Class of 2026