This place is really quiet on a Sunday. I could reveal a secret & hardly anyone would discover it! I shat in an empty tube of Pringles & left it in the drawer of my physics teachers desk. I wanted to test the theory that for every action there's an equal & opposite reaction. Theory proved true.

Things I'd like to do before I die, part 372 and 373: Take part in a full scale riot. Cross the Arctic Circle on roller boots.

I hate football (soccerball). Ive not watched a decent game for ages. All this tippy tappy possession style, even in the EPL is boring as fuck. Im going to watch American sport instead. Who should I watch and why? The Atlanta Dolphins seem successful at shooting 3 point homeruns but who's your team?

Ah fuck. Its the green & blue wheelie bin collection tomorrow & i've not put them out on the street. Im in my pyjamas now. Do I have to put shoes on & take them out now or do I hope to get up early enough to put them out in the morning? I wish some other cunt would put the bins out in this house.

Best beer in the world. Especially when you've a few of them and dont have work in the morning! Cheers! 👍🍻

A pint of 80 Shilling. Perfect! Like an old fashioned pint of heavy in the pub or bitter as they erroneously call it in Englandshire. Cheers! 👍🍻

The good lady wife has been & still is, funnily enough, at a prosecco lunch with her girlfriends, and I've been left at home unsupervised. I feel I've wasted an afternoon empty house by watching Rangers attempt to play football. It's no wonder I sniff glue and smoke crack. Honestly. Worst team ever.

This is a lovely oatmeal stout despite what looks like a bad pour. My camera app closed and had to unlock my phone and...ok, it was a bad pour!! Tasty nonetheless and 5% for the brain sparkles. Cheers! 👍🍻

Spey Valley Brewing has knocked it out of the park with this 7.5% handcrafted imperial stout. Properly delicious! Thank you to @hungryforsound.bsky.social for switching me onto this, fantastic! Cheers! 👍🍻

Discharge - Protest & Survive The savage mutilation of the human race is set on course. Its up to us, to change the course, protest and survive, protest and survive. #KitchenMosh

Melvins - Honey Bucket #KitchenMosh

Municiple Waste - Wave Of Death #KitchenMosh

Nuclear Assault - Something Wicked I want this at my funeral just as rhe coffin disappears behind rhe curtains, just to let Satan know there's a bastard coming to see him. I say these things but I dont believe them! God and Satan aren't real ffs!! #KitchenMosh

Overkill- Elimination The proinging bass line is fuckin insane! Metal perfection! #KitchenMosh

Coroner - Symmetry Yes fuckin please! #KitchenMosh

Exodus - A Lesson In Violence #KitchenMosh

Annihilator - I Am I Command #KitchenMosh

Anthrax - Only I love Bush 'thrax as much as I love Belladonna 'thrax #KitchenMosh

Deftones - Passenger A #KitchenMosh favourite! And on a cheery note, im still considering having this at my funeral!

Testament- Electric Crown Playing this instead of the official video version because it cuts Alex Skolnicks solo. Fucking unforgivable. This is an excellent metal track that every metalhead should know. 3.10 for Skolnick enthusiasts like me! Top 10 best metal solos of all time! #KitchenMosh

Buckethead - Soothsayer I read that @comaofsouls.bsky.social was thinking of selling his guitars this week. I intentionally said nothing as ive been there myself. Now the dust has settled. Dont sell your guitars man, trust me, you'll need them. You will fuckin need them! #KitchenMosh

Audioslave - Like A Stone I would've crawled naked over broken glass to jam with Chris Cornell. What a talent. Still can't believe he's gone. What a talent, what a voice. #KitchenMosh

Linkin Park - What Ive Done Ive fallen down a rabbit hole... #KitchenMosh

L7 - Shitlist Girls totally rock! #KitchenMosh

OK Go - Here It Goes Again Brilliant video, great track! #KitchenMosh

Love/Hate - Blackout In The Red Room One for all the drinkers out there. Going by my timeline, that's most of you! #KitchenMosh

Gun - Steal Your Fire Still a top 10 track of all time and Benny Lynch, Glasgow and Scotlands' best ever fighter on the album cover is the cherry on the cake! #KitchenMosh

Little Angels - Too Much Too Young #KitchenMosh

The Quireboys - 7 O'Clock Dancing competition is on TV!! Retreat to the kitchen!!! #KitchenMosh

There comes a time in a man's life where he simply has to be selfish and just treat himself. That's right. I've put the heating on, and it's still September. Only for half an hour though, i"m not made of fuckin money.

It's official. Im a rough as a boars ball bag this morning.

Faith No More - Zombie Eaters live Brixton Good night droogies #KitchenMosh

Mr Bungle - Eracist live #KitchenMosh

Cosmic Psychos - I Like Beer Im not sure, I can't be certain, but I think they like beer. #KitchenMosh

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - March On For Pax Romans This is all manner of madness! Brilliant! #KitchenMosh

Dead Air - Teeth Grinder Modern rock music is in good hands. The kids have got this! #KitchenMosh

Gnome - Ambrosius Jolly Doom! Superb riffage! #KitchenMosh

Public Image Ltd - Public Image #KitchenMosh

Alice In Chains & James Hetfield - Would live Totally works. #KitchenMosh

Tomahawk - God Hates A Coward #KitchenMosh

Primus - Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver #KitchenMosh

Gang Of Four - Damaged Goods #KitchenMosh

Siouxsie and The Banshees - Cities in Dust A good DJ should never start with their top tune, but im not a good DJ, so have yourself Nubbins Tune of the Week! All downhill from here! #KitchenMosh

My favourite beer of the summer. Even my dear departed Grandmother approves, and she was a proper alcoholic! Cheers! 👍🍻

I hate beer. Cheers! 👍🍻

I wasn't going to drink today, and everything was going to plan until I took my shoes off, and I realised I had a hole in my sock. So it's all gone to hell in a handbag. Fuck it. Cheers!! 👍🍻

Thirsty Thursday and the football (Soccerball for the US of the Americans) is on this evening. Cheers m'dears! 👍🍻

Last Oktoberfest bier from the box. The Märzen's in this box were very good. Perfect for the change of season into Autumn when something more robust & hearty is required. The Lidl box was a triumph. £2.50 per 500ml bottle of quality beer is a deal hard to beat. Prost! 👍🍻🇩🇪

Penultimate Oktoberfest beer from the box and its a good one. Again, brilliantly balanced, taste both malt and hops, with neither dominant. 5.6% for Sunday shits n giggles! Prost! 👍🍻🇩🇪

Depeche Mode- People are People Night night droogies! #KitcheMosh