I had to mail a paper copy of my taxes this year instead of filing electronically. A month later and it just got returned as address undeliverable. Does the post office not know where the IRS is?

I grew up on Nick at Nite. Half the stuff I watched was from the 50s and 60s.

Kids, before smartphones, we used to just stare at paper all day long.

Tom looks like Evil Abed in his 70s.

Lately, I've been eating less chocolate and a lot more fruit flavored candy. On my way to a healthier lifestyle.

This is cool and all, but I don't want more homework before I watch the new Spider-Man movie.

Drove 45 minutes to a restaurant so my wife could have their crab cake sandwich only they don't have a crab cake sandwich anymore.

Saw MASK toys in the wild at a Toys R Us of all places, but this shit is expensive. $70 for Thunderhawk and $40 just for Condor.

Sometimes I don't know if people I followed blocked me, left bluesky, or just changed their profile name and picture.

I wish I had some money to fly to NY or LA.

Share a TV crush (past or present) I have such a crush on Jaime Ray Newman (Tess on Eureka). Sadly, there are no gifs of her from the show.

If this is the guy that gets to become Spider-Man, I'll be really upset.

It made this seem much more ominous than I ever have

Watching the Knight Rider pilot because my Roku just had an ad for it. I guess advertising does work for me.

Some douchebag in a parking lot yelled at my wife for changing our kid's diaper where he could see it.

Putting this out there for those who need it

Post your favorite movie novelizations.

Quote with a photo you’ve taken of some public art

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Can't tell if comment sections on instagram for the movie Michael are people that actually love the movie or bots.

Share a Memorable Movie Death Scene! 😵🖤

When you find new music that you like, so you're like see, I'm still hip, but then you notice that the album is from 2007.

My mom just sent me a text that only said "Give me a call please" and I was like oh shit something bad happened, and she just wanted to say she was bringing us enchiladas for dinner.

The Turning. I don't think they even wrote an ending for this movie. They just got an hour and a half in and decided to stop.

Didn't have much luck with Record Store Day. The first place I went didn't have much of a selection. The second, I waited in line for an hour and had to leave before I even got to the store. I did manage to pick up the Jeff Buckley Live A L'Olympia album that was my second most wanted this year.

At the zoo and my camera thinks I'm here for the fences.

Set my alarm for 6:00 for Record Store Day, but accidentally set it for pm. So now, I'm at the back of the line instead of the front. Everything I want will be long gone by the time I get up there.

Late to the party today. #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday #letterboxd #filmsky #films #movies

This movie is really stupid, a little cringy, but still pretty fun.

First time watch: Nobody 2 Sharon Stone reminds me of an even campier version of Wesker from Resident Evil.

Not the meanest thing I've been told this week.

In hindsight, eating five free brownies from the office kitchen wasn't such a good idea. But I would probably do it again.

Somebody is blasting Creed in the mens restroom.

me welcoming all my new followers

At a Johnny Carinos for probably the first time in probably 20 years.

Hardcore craving Cadbury Mini Eggs now that nobody has any.

You would think being on the verge of nuclear war would get us the afternoon off work.

It's the first mow of the year so it's also the first where the hell are my earbuds of the year.

Happy Easter

fuck a firefly revival, give me the rest of My Name is Earl

Watching Gobots on Tubi and I would recognize René Auberjonois' voice anywhere. (He plays the human Dr. Braxis not Turbo)

Putting the Dumb in Dumbledore.

My coworker who is obsessed with The Beatles didn't know George Harrison sang any of the songs.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Me: I need to be better about what I spend money on Also me: This movie is only $4 on Vudu right now I'm not really sure what it's about, but it has Turk and Bud in it.

My barbershop has started playing loud country music. I'm going to have to find a new place to get my beard trimmed.

On today's Transgender Day of Visibility I want our trans community to know that we support you, we see you, and we will always walk beside you. Let us celebrate your joy, success, resilience, and courage today and everyday.🏳️‍⚧️