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Favorite horror film from each year of the 90's 1990: Gremlins 2 1991: Freddy's Dead 1992: Alien 3 1993: Warlock: The Armageddon 1994: New Nightmare 1995: Lord of Illusions 1996: Frighteners 1997: Event Horizon 1998: H20/The Faculty (Hartnett represent) 1999: End of Days

Bing, I think you might want to rephrase this.

Found my daughter's new nightlight.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Name a film with a title that is a full sentence. Any chance I can get to post this movie.

It has started. At Cracker Barrel.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Why would X-Men do a collab with a restaurant that isn't anywhere near me? The closest one is an hour and a half away.

It is possible to achieve full marks without understanding the assignment.

Jealous that the UK gets to switch out their leader every 12 days

They're getting rid of the blue M&M because of the MAHA initiative? That's one step too far, RFK.

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Apple AirPods Pro 3 is $169 on Amazon amzn.to/4m5u2PT #ad

Didn't expect a 22-minute wait for Spider-man tickets.

Pixar Screenwriters: In our movie we invented the Lilypad as a cautionary tale Disney Company: At long last, we have created the Lilypad from upcoming Pixar movie Don’t Play with the Lilypad

So excited for Elon Musk. What the world really needs is a trillionaire class.

Me in the group chat

Oh boy, group chat. Hold on, gonna gather up all the zero people I've ever talked to in regular chat.

You're looking at the proud new owner of a VHS copy of the 1985 made-for-tv movie Poison Ivy, starring Michael J. Fox and Nancy McKeon.

As usual, Fortnite fucked up logging into their live event.

No problem, big guy. This economy is rough on all of us.

The sandwich shop I've gone to for 40 years changed their ham and this is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone.

Why does this keep happening? I'm on Firefox. Am I missing a font or something? @support.bsky.team

The vibes i bring to the function.

Couldn't figure out why I had a $260 charge on my credit card to a place called Furry Land. Turns out that's the name of the mobile dog grooming van my wife set up.

Forget GTA, this is my most anticipated game of the year. Just preordered!

The commercials for the Spider-man Noir show should be in black and white too.

I feel kinda bad for the guy from Milli Vanilli. For the second time in his life he is being ridiculed for landing in an embarrassing controversy. But then after the first one, he should have just become an accountant or something.

Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house.

Having such a terrible time with CarMax I can't decide if I want to buy this car from them.

What’s your favorite sitcom set in or around New York City? Night Court and Billie being superior to Christine is a hill I'll die on.

BREAKING: The Cool Cats air band have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

My stomach is bothering me, but there are free donuts.

BREAKING: Zack Attack have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration. AC Slater is still scheduled to perform solo.

I didn't think I wanted the new James Bond First Light game, so of course now that preorders are over and I can't get the Deluxe Edition upgrade for free, I want to buy it.

Oh, deer.

Caught the Thot Patrol taking a break in the Panera parking lot.

What is your favorite "TV Show continued as movie?*" They've made three movies (so far).

Movie of the Day

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

Going to write a children's book called Don't Eat the Noodles Off the Floor.

Same, Skeletor, same

There was a random sock in my bedroom that doesn't belong to me or my wife. So that's disconcerting.

You can't really expect me not to buy the novelization of Porky's.

To buy or not to buy.

I can't think of much I want less than 1000 lbs of random, used clothes.