Cliff Claven is down to clown

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

This movie starts off like it's going to be a fun, offbeat comedy, but then throws that all away. Still watchable but ultimately disappointing.

@jasonkpargin.bsky.social has made me skeptical of book titles.

Spent $130 on a new car battery and the time changing it only to realize my wife's car was just extremely out of gas.

I want to play a new game, but at the same time Mass Effect is calling me home.

My coworker saw a photo of Robert Redford and Barbra Streisand and asked if it was Owen Wilson. I said no, it's Barbra Streisand.

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones. *obligatory*

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Going in blind on this one. Though I feel like the poster tells me everything I need to know.

Was going to back the Cyberpunk 2077 card game on kickstarter, but even the base tier is out of my price range. It's already made $9 million dollars, so I guess it will survive without me.

Who Let the Dogs Out

I thought my two-year-old was almost asleep, but she just started singing "ooh baby, baby" over and over. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have taught her Salt-N-Pepa.

I know I'm getting old because I'm at the doctor having the ear wax flushed out of my ears.

The only Best Picture nominee I've seen is Sinners, so I'm watching One Battle After Another. It's pretty boring so far and there hasn't been a single vampire yet.

Costco out here selling Sunset Sarsaparilla.

Never really been an Oscars person, but I'm happy this happened.

Having an In Memoriam sale feels kinda scummy, Fanflix.

I miss when my work would let me go to SXSW for my conference. But then I'd go to something like this, stand alone in a corner and then leave after five minutes. Then go stand in line for a midnighter.

This box of cereal must have had a rough trip.

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Can't seem to get my two-year-old interested in my new 4K of The Fabulous Stains, so another week of all animated movies. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Don't want to brag too much, but I just got a text message from Bernie Sanders.

He saw what Harrison Ford was up to and said I gotta get in on this.

This post is from a few months ago and rings more true every day

This is dope

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Up with an ear infection that is incredibly painful. I can't touch my teeth together on the left side of my mouth because it's so swollen.

Had to order this shirt even though it's expensive AF. I deserve it.

Time for a little Garfield and Odie mess-around.

Oh wow, this movie is going to be terrible, isn't it?

I am so *fucking* tired of everything sucking.

This is the worst movie I've ever seen and I've never been able to finish it, despite several attempts. I can't believe they actually released it in 4k. I should buy it.

Let's Be Cops

Burger King has Ninja Turtles toys. I guess this is supposed to be Splinter?

My wife isn't feeling good and thinks it might be the salmon and caper pizza she had for lunch.

Grindhouse Video reopened their physical location today. Picked up Freaked from Umbrella, Bullet in the Head from Shout, and The Monkees movie Head on VHS. Basket Case was free in a blind grab bag.

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday Yes, I do have a kid now. How could you tell?

The new Marathon game is having a free "Server Slam" pre-release beta event this weekend. I'll probably give it a shot, but I don't think it will pull me away from Arc Raiders.

Post old memes to confuse young people

Post old memes to confuse young people

Why is this something people want?

The real headline here is that this photo was taken by Bruce's sister, star of Sleepaway Camp 2 and 3.

I guess Michael Keaton drives a Honda CR-V.

Someone is celebrating his 90th birthday at Cheddar's. If I make it to 90, my family better take me to the nicest steakhouse in town. Or at least Cracker Barrel.

I think this guy might be a spy.

World Market, I love you

show me a wrestler you could never hate I never watched wrestling, but I love Roddy Piper

I ate a whole large order of chicken fried rice and now I'm in a lot of pain.