Was worried for a bit there I was developing an allergy to cats, but no. It was

Plans for tomorrow were canceled

a message to all underpaid production assistants:

EXCUSE ME? I was going into this list thinking, "The Naked Gun is the best comedy of all time but I'm guessing it's gonna be at like 30 at best, I wonder what film everyone's complaining about" and now I question the veracity of all of YOU.

Folks, it’s almost December. USE. YOUR. BENEFITS. Book a massage every day. Go to the dentist. Get your glasses. Talk to a therapist god knows you need to. If you don’t use your benefits the capitalists are stealing from you. USE YOUR BENEFITS.

Mom, after listening to me ramble about MTG and qAnon and fandom and internet cult behavior: "you really seem to know a lot about this stuff. What if you write about it?" Me: "you mean, what if I wanted to make even less money than I already do?" 😂

I need an antidepressant that changes my material conditions so I have a career and a future, I think

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He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

So this is happening outside of the Heritage Foundation right now "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"

"oooh Becky you're just nostalgic for your first pokemon games just like everyone always is" WRONG. I've been on the train since gen 1! Gen 3 is the best generation and it's not even close!!!! Suck my dick!!!!

Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art. Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.

It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

So it’s worse than we thought

had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

every time the pediatric adhd medication discourse starts up, i gotta remind folks that getting pediatric adhd behavioral therapy is nearly impossible to get for many families. one of the worst shortages out there. medication is often the only realistic option available to desperate parents

I’m howling.

I can confirm that, watching DBZ for the first time as a 30+ yr old, that Trunks' entrance is still the coolest a character has ever been.

my weakness is i am always talking about scars by papa roach

Sadly, all the Learn Blender people were right. You couldn't pay me to go back to Maya or 3Ds Max. And I couldn't pay me either, because their license costs are insane Support Blender today!!!

Republican (political careerist) womens performance of femininity is so interesting as an art in that it's something being pulled at from a million directions and the people performing it are extremely lost specifically because they're unable to examine gender as performance. It's fascinating to me.

PLAY ARCO

this is what I'm actually a Retvrn guy for fr fr

I do kinda wonder, what exactly is the threshold for domestication? Because, anecdotally, I've encountered a solid amount of both city and forest wild raccoons and they trend more friendly than feral cats.

when i started writing this i was absolutely convinced it was going to be a joke on the level of the silksong chocolate cake debacle but after researching it they've made a believer out of me i'm sorry to say www.ign.com/articles/why...

if nova's right I may actually die

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

It feels like this kinda talk consistently comes from dudes who clearly have not even thought to have a checkup since their mom made them go as teenagers, and then very suddenly and rapidly deteriorate from a cancer they're totally blindsided by at like age 60.

I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"

Mcdonalds being the Winner of capitalism and being kinged into corpocracy over, like, Disney or Walmart or Nestle wasn't on my bingo card, but in retrospect, it makes sense.

Furrybait guy I consistently forget exists moreso than any other pokemon: I sleep Bats: HELL YEAH LFG ZUBAT GOLBAT CROBAT MY BROBATS!!!!

Before WWII, the language of science was German. Scientific papers were published in German. International conferences happened in German. After the Nazis gutted research and exiled scientists fled to the USA, that language became English. Anyway, just thinking about learning Mandarin for no reason

I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?

oedipus: that's not a riddle. sphinx: DO IT. oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand. sphinx: DO IT. oedipus: it's not a riddle. sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.

Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk. please donate if you can! fund.blender.org

The reason NPR can write something this insane is because we're already an economic structure that expects you to throw yourself into debt for most of, if not all of your life. A society that promotes tying necessities to credit is just indentured servitude.

unfortunately, calculations like "if i hold someone accountable, a sympathetic person will be hurt. if i don't, the next time it will be as bad as this or worse" are also the cost of allowing the situation to get this bad.

It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop

Mazda Effect

I accidentally triggered the voice command thingy in my car and I swear to God the voice is Ashley Williams Mass Effect.

Schlong's got my vote 👍

“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”

this is why I keep repeating ad nauseum that money is mass and billionaires are black holes. they are a structural feature caused by an attracting force. they occur when there isn't enough force pushing the money apart. it's not about the individuals

97.4%

And that's the end goal of RFK Jr's war on autism. No autism means no Amtrak to make people woke.

amazing. MTG took amtrak once and became woke. truly the railroad is our greatest asset as leftists

props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody

Job 3:14 God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"