Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

New policy just dropped

Weyland-Yutani crews are obsessed with letting sick people back on the ship. They can’t get enough of it

BLOCK HAMSTRONG

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

Now it’s Max Rebo!

That’s no lazy ol’ moon. That’s a lazy ol’ space station.

LOOK AT THOSE LOW RATES www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e...

I used to work for an appellate court and tried to convince my judge that an aspect of the state’s appellate precedent was incompatible with justice. He told me he agreed, but it wasn’t our job to change the law. If that is not the role of the court, the court is an instrument of injustice.

The purpose of a court is to enact justice, and the concept of justice demands that harm, especially against the most vulnerable, be as reduced as possible and that an entity, especially a governing entity, not be given the benefit of the doubt when it is plainly lying and violating the law.

Stupid lakes need the most attention

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Dems are so fucking lucky that their opponents are cartoon supervillains. And, like, not one of the smart cartoon supervillains.

these judges (the Chicago one as well, for instance) are really going to have to think through what to do when their orders are again ignored, because unless it involves tossing many Trump admin officials into jail, it's not going to move the needle

Republicans really stepping up to be known as the party that made it impossible to eat or see your family on Thanksgiving.

Watching Prey (2022), and so far, there has been a distinct lack of both Benedict Wong and the phrase “good morning, Morgan.”

Who will be seeing Bruce Springsteen's (Predator) Badlands this weekend??

Having the horrifying thought that 2025 could have been a good year for a Back to the Future reboot. *90s "end of history" vs. 20s fall to fascism *President is an idiot celebrity who was known but not a politician in 90s *Famous "futuristic" stainless steel vehicle that constantly fails

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

I am very much against the death penalty, but I truly think that some people are going to have to be hung (after a fair trial) to keep this from happening again. There's no way around it.

Princess and the Pea bullshit

Just heard that all New Yorkers will now be forced to admit Ishtar wasn’t that bad of a movie. YOU VOTED FOR THIS!!

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

I think this is in some ways the most encouraging thing for me from last night they really went national full court press to beat Mamdani and they got what they wanted - Republicans showed up, held their noses and voted for Cuomo, the anti-Mamdani coalition worked they still lost by 9

1. Holodeck technology should be illegal or at the very least, heavily regulated and not available for civilian use. 2. The UFP needs to stop acting like the Democrats and protect their citizens when other entities are clearly violating treaties and putting people in danger.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

🎶Far more painful than yours🎶

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

They wasted soooooooo much money.

Once more, for old times’ sake

So far election night USA seems to be a real referendum on “normal people are already sick of this shit”

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Just let me get the leak of what the NYPD group chats post about Zohran

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Is he going to steal the Louisiana governor's mansion?

yeah the whole media apparatus ran cover for these guys and their wars

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

Love that Keiko O’Brien thinks that a space station that is basically a huge mall connected to a military base is too dangerous a place for children to be roaming free, but a starship that regularly goes into combat is fine.

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Linguo… IS… dead