I will say it again If you use genAI to make a piece of music, you are neither a creator, nor a musician

purify yourself in the waters of Lake Tomodachi

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tired of these little buttholes on everything

If it’s “Bowser” with an S Then he’s Mario’s nemesis If it’s “Bowzer” with a Z Then from Sha Na Na he be

One of my neighbors has the last name of Pope, and they keep missing their FedEx package so the delivery driver apparently has time on their hands

Reskeeting this, of course.

Okay, this is crazy #tomodachilife

Mr T [shaking his head sadly after hearing "Learn to Fly"] I pity the Foo Fighters

Sure, you can see the ultimate cosmic insignificance of your existence, but can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

One of the great tragedies of our time is the name Bob Rock belonging to a big time producer and not a tranquil doom metal guitarist/vocalist who plays happy little riffs.

Can we get Jesse Ventura to run again and bodyslam him onto the podium at a debate?

JD Vance is the kind of person to explain the Matrix to Lana and Lilly Wachowski without any irony whatsoever

And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe

Seeing the audio for this prototype restored so quickly is incredible, amazing job

It's like waiting for Honky Tonk Man to drop the belt. Every time he weasels out it just makes the oncoming squash funnier.

What the average person thinks HR is supposed to do for them at a job is what unions are actually for.

Reposting the image with alt text. So EVERYONE can see which of the thirteen airports will have ICE agents on site

CHOOSE YOUR -FERATU! ... aka the most effort I've ever put into a stupid horror pun, lol.🦇

Oh hey, Scott Adams finally invented a new character. Corpsebert.

fuck around and find out? ha ha.. skill issue, my friedn. i regularly find out w/o fucking around at all

Fun Fact: Did you know that in Japan & Europe, Neon Genesis Evangelion was called Neon Mega Drive Evangelion

Happy Dead Dick Day, y'all!

adding the Tactics Ogre OST to anything instantly transforms it into high art, a thing of aching, poignant beauty. here it is over images of Taco Bell

Remember that if the Democrats take power again, they will go into great detail telling you why they can't do things. You will tell them that Trump did those things, and they will say he broke the law. You will then ask why he hasn't been arrested, and they will be very quiet.

I'm tempted to start keeping a tally of how many times @iwriteok.bsky.social says "inculcate" in Behind the Bastards episodes.

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

I had a similar right wing edgelord phase in my youth, and was absolutely terminally online. I used to post on a message board that censored the n-word with "Smurf" and you'd think Gargamel ran it with how often it popped up. It took a combination of meeting some really cool people and 1/🧵

Jeff Scott Soto signed my forehead.

The one upside of Orden Ogan playing with pre-recorded lead vocals tonight due to Seeb's illness is that In the Dawn of the AI will be unintentionally hilarious.

I am the Pinball Wizards

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Bread

These arguments are awful.

has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome

Western Massachusetts. Like and share if you agree

Oh my God. I just realized. HULK HOGAN DIED ON THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER/RADAR ONLINE STORY THAT EXPOSED HIM AS A RACIST. That's...insane.

Not me viscerally wincing listening to @iwriteok.bsky.social suggest the idea of a Boston Pope. (Maybe this is a setup for a Behind the Bastards episode on Cardinal Law?)

This image finally solved a mystery. The real reason Chuck Schumer doesn't do anything is that political action makes him cum instantly.