I knoooow this isn’t a good time to pick a fight with Canada but my birthday is in less than a month!

Hopes and Dreams Bowdon, GA

“I’m gonna rile this asshole up.” [does and/or says anything but femininely]

Does anyone want to have beef? 🫵🫵🫵

For years I thought the song title was "Shipping OFF to Boston", which sounds like a euphemism for rubbing one out while the Celts game is on

Wife says I can't call her the loathsome dung-eater anymore

Holds up

*cue The Departed opening credits*

I forget to spend time in the list of friends I make so if I suddenly catch up on your posts, that is why. I will forget again. I have worse traits. For instance I’m a Patriots fan.

"I asked Chat GPT and -" ok, I asked the exhumed corpse of Pope Formosus during the Cadaver Synod and he went "... ... ..." and then his jaw fell off and it was still a better answer

An entire generation of (Western) women’s beauty standards was dictated by pedophiles. Women are amazing. They are beautiful. They have shapes and hair and skin and wrinkles and fat and my love for them as people will not be defined by child predators. I’ve just been thinking about that a lot lately

I feel like the Harm’s Way Running Man whenever I get a new message from Panopticon on Bandcamp.

And let me just say, for all the Massholes who wouldn’t be democrats if their ancestors weren’t Irish- getting a free Big Mac because you got jabbed is not comparable to only feeding a starving people if they give up their faith and community, during a famine the people with the soup caused.

And that’s just Massachusetts. You run into some boomer Irish-American that is a lawyer, a cop, or a politician, or your uncle and there’s a 70% chance they say something that makes you scream internally.

There’s this lawyer and we make small talk in Irish when he comes in but sometimes he says something insane after and today he was once again comparing showing proof of vaccination for a free burger to souperism.

Lily was James Connolly's wife.

respectfully tapping the "support billionaire-free, worker-owned, independent media" sign again

Save me, True Detective Season 1, Save me!

It’s so astonishing watching this guy and his singular redeeming quality just fighting for its life against everything else.

‘Scream 7’ now has the lowest Rotten Tomatoes score in the franchise.

Happy #FeatureFriday, folks! This is the day of the week, where we journey far and wide to find an album by a BlueSky artist to present to you. Today we have for you: "The Gold Flesh of the Sun" by @lascaillesshroud.bsky.social! You can find our reviews here: www.untidydownloads.com/w6xh

ALL money made from sales will go towards trans folks in need. I appreciate those of you who have supported and helped in any capacity along the way and while this may be a solo album, it truly couldn't have been done without you. 💕 Now, without further ado... "One journey ends, another begins!"

OUT NOW My sophomore solo prog metal concept album, "The Vampires of Vulcan", is now available! This is my most ambitious creative project yet. Join me and our heroes on a harrowing and heavy adventure through the cosmos! rubyrockatansky.bandcamp.com/album/the-va... ampwall.com/a/rubyrockat...

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

Good morning! My cover is available now on bandcamp. Very happy to have this out there now. faintingcouch1.bandcamp.com

They’ve made enough Resident Evil games. They should make the next one Resident Good. Everything is fine now.

I’ve been enjoying an increase in household sentiment since telling my children that the Thing That Whispers Death, once considered inevitable under the dim light of a waning moon, is now defeated by the dawning of the sun

Imagine your name is Chet

Gonna go tell Tom that socks aren’t real. Watch this space!

My little sister was once freaking out and she opened her trunk and there was a magazine with Lana Del Rey on the cover and she was like, “oh yeah, we shoved Lana in the trunk coz she turned evil.”

I’m sorry, but unfortunately, my instinctive reaction to horrors is to start clowning out. I was making my uncles crack up at a funeral. I know everything sucks and is scary.

Quantum entanglement hacks they didn’t teach you in school

With this salvo, Kansas has escalated what will be a federal effort to establish a Jim Crow system of lawfully enforced second-class citizenship aimed at trans American It was already the case but now it's inarguable; anyone who doesn't fully support trans people is an enemy of all civil rights.

Important!!!

Here is a direct donation link. Please use it. I just did. www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...

I love working at the closed captions factory and putting "[speaking foreign language]" directly on top of the subtitles

Metalheads are cult members and wearing Gildan Heavy shirts is part of their ascetical practices of devotion.

Gracie waking up in the morning sun. She’s all flonk this time of year.

I love when men come in and talk to me like I’m an avatar for their ex-wife. Sort of like being allowed into why she’s not a current wife. Ohh, is it because you can’t go three seconds without losing your temper? Wow! Maybe!

I just love all the trans people in my life and want them to be safe and happy!!!!!

I'm tired

Oh, how do we feel about cannellini beans? That’s some good stuff.

ah the rush of schadenfreude this headline gave me when our review came in www.avclub.com/scream-7-rev...

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You may not have guessed this, but I’m so excited to go to Ireland with my besties.

toe beans

What’s your favorite bean? Mine is garbanzo.

Does anyone love getting performatively loud and mad as a bit that’s only funny to you?

What’s wrong with being an unrepentant whore? I’m having a good time!