Morning Sheep Time Buster if you eat any more Digestive biscuits you're going to turn into one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buj641UaaWM #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep

why is it always "grow your business"? why can't it just be "find a nice comfortable equilibrium for your business"?

Apparently today is World Bicycle Day. 🚴🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️ I hope the rain will hold off enough that I get to celebrate it appropriately.

RE: https://pounced-on.me/@spottyfox/116681893052975031 moo 🐄

the tablet I got has the weirdest damn fingerprint lock on it too. You have to kind of frot the on button, just keep stroking it with a designated finger until it lets you in. Still better than fucking passwords mind.

Haha ironically enough the one thing I can't log into on the tablet at the moment is toot.wales. I had Firefox show me the stored password it has for the site and still every time I try to use it to log in I get bounced. Fantastic.

Anyway despite all that there were some pleasant moments, so here they are. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AesIL-89_08

Morning Sheep Time Beginning with releasing the sheep from the stables area where they had been overnight due to the rain. A somewhat chaotic and flawed insertion followed, with far too many biscuits ending up in Buster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbPGMrK_Ss

Panda rinsing the buttercups

Pleasant moments 1 Jun Not been many today as it's been thoroughly wet and miserable throughout. But any time spent with the sheep is a pleasure, so here are a few. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PzoFg7oY-gI

I highly doubt there will be a "pleasant moments" extra video today because it's just fucking grey and rainy all the time outside. Amazing how quickly you go from feeling happy and content to feeling miserable and tetchy when the weather turns from lovely to comprehensively shit.

Horn test! This is why we can't have nice trousers.

Morning Sheep Time First day of summer so of course the nice weather has gone and it's raining. Flawed insertion too, and sheep too damp for proper cuddles. Extensive Buster horn test on my leg towards the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yue9kx2GL00 #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep

Pleasant moments 31 May Bicycling, beer and sheep, what more could anyone want? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX5KSubPR5M

PMSL at the fact that the Trump phone isn't gold at all, it's a cheap Chinese phone coloured a lovely shade of piss yellow. Perfect. 🐂👍

Brambles again in receipt of breastbone skritches.

Morning Sheep Time

last night I dreamt someone installed one of those Japanese robo-toilets in our house, but it looked weird, having two stacked bowls somehow and we couldn't make it work. There then ensued a bit of a journey to try to find out who installed it so we could get it to work.

Pleasant moments 30 May https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VNo57S34SKo

It's great going down the pub on the bike. I get a cheer when I walk in now :D

Left the pub before the penalties.

This was genius. The human one armed bandit lol Video: https://toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/116664586902440798

Dom before settling down for a nap

Buster doing breastbone face.

Floof

What a fluffy sheep!

Pleasant moments May 29 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MY7xNzfibFA

Brambles what a face lol

I am in the Cwrw Video: https://toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/116658940948922452

Nice 29.4km ride, went a slightly different route making sure to come back past the Eagle in order to claim that pint I was denied on Tuesday.

Found a perfect t-shirt. 🚴🦬 https://lazycowclothing.co.uk/product/tour-de-moo-ride-for-a-cause/Sky%20Blue/

Waking a sleeping banana-head to insert his boot disc.

Morning Sheep Time Cooler day today but still nice. Good insertion all round (including finding Buster fast asleep and waking him to give him his biscuit). Ended up as I often do, surrounded by wool in the morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roSsF8ydK5s #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep

Italy restores lucky testicles on bull mosaic worn down by tourists 🐂⚽⚽ https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1m215npjp2o

uhh... what? 🦌🤖 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHFW9WkmP1A

Pleasant moments 28 May Definitely pleasant being back on my bike! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBrIJrjYE4

Sitting in the field one soon has company.

deer 🦌

from thekinsie on bluesky 🐏🍌

last night I dreamt I was about to tuck in to egg and chips and the alarm clock went off right before I could start eating. DENIED! 🍳

Buster sits next to Giles for companionship and cuddles.

Brambles' breastbone skritch face.

Giles' brother wondered why we'd put a banana on the head of one of our sheep. Giles had to point out that the 'banana' was Buster's horn.

Morning Sheep Time Back to a more normal Sheep Time as my back is improving. Not fully recovered yet but hopefully enough that I can get back on my bike again. Full insertion, Lucky attempting to eat the last biscuit through the fabric of my hoodie. Cuddles given now I can squat down again.

Pleasant moments 27 May 2026 Just an extra minute of sheepiness as I didn't get out on my bike today. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WgtheLxp328

Back pain gradually starting to ease. At least I can rise from the throne of Wales without yelling in pain now, which is nice.

Giles attempting to have a nap

They really shouldn't do this.

Morning Sheep Time bit of a subdued one this morning as I am hobbling like an old man after having put my back out yesterday. I should have it replaced with a metal one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8PBLiRtgkk #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep

Giles with his hands full this morning.