Oof that vindaloo was a belter. Bloody lovely but could be a Johnny Cash situation later.

I am in the curry house

I am in the curry house

Long sheep is long.

Random picture of Panda. He who butts for cuddles. And somehow always gets them.

I am in the Spoons. Again. (The Cwrw is closed for 2 weeks).

The true boundary of a sheep becomes indeterminate during a water-ejection cycle.

Morning Sheep Time Storm passed here without much incident, just a bit more snow that is now turning to slush. I'll be glad when it's gone; Sheep Times are getting a bit boring always being around the stables area, sheep need to get out into the fields more!

At least my front passenger side window is up now. 🐂

Storm seems to have calmed down now, I think it only tickled Wales' fanny whilst concentrating on Cornwall during its transit. We had a bit more snow but it sounds wet out there now, wouldn't be surprised if most of it's gone by tomorrow, we'll see. Sheep all snug indoors anyway.

Morning Sheep Time Things are thawing out a bit and sheep have actually been in the field for a bit but now they say a "weather bomb" is on the way and we could get more snow. And hopefully no more bloody trees down, duw duw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uevGqnCTesU

There were actually some people on the piss in the spoons, drinking lager close to the entrance, at just gone 9 o'clock in the morning, duw duw.

Back home before the anticipated storm kickoff, jolly good.

Someone's on the piss already

Behold my egg.

"I am in the spoons" someone says upon answering.

The Nokia tune rings out in the spoons.

Standing by for egg.

It's still dark outside but soon I'll be on the road to egg.

Another reason to love Lewis. 🐂

I can hear the owl. 🦉🎵

I could have scrambled eggs with extra egg.

I wonder if they do scrambled egg for breakfast in the Spoons.

Forecast for tomorrow goes "overcast->rain->3x rain->snow" progressively through the day so I'll be in early with the car and hope they fix the window quickly so I can get back home early in the sequence.

Looks like breakfast in Spoons again tomorrow. Duw duw, I would just like a workday where I get up, I do my work all day without having to call the vet, go to the vet, call anyone to fix the roof, deal with an imprisoned sheep, sort out tree disasters or any other such fucking drama. Fox ache. 🦊

On the garage telly someone is using a C5 as a bobsled.

I am in the Spoons. I would normally not be in a Spoons at this time on a Wednesday but my passenger side window is stuck fully open.

Morning Sheep Time Bit of a thaw this morning, although not as much as I'd like. Snow is picturesque for a while but it covers up important grass and keeps the sheep in the stables. Panda butting for cuddles as usual. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mGZMW-9tk #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep

I made a mistake not coming back from one of my 1980s Peru trips with a lifetime's worth of proper llama jumpers.

why is it so hard to find just a straightforward honest to God llama jumper these days. Sites are all LUXURY KNITWEAR FROM PERU and I don't *want* luxury, I want llama jumpers knitted on bicycle spokes by ladies in Puno like they used to be dammit.

I mean just look at the thing. FFS.

I can't take Jensen Huang seriously when he is wearing such a stupid leather jacket, duw duw.

Sheep always run away as soon as they see a human. Why can't we get in the gate then?

Morning Sheep Time Thought we were going to get a thaw by now but it hasn't happened. Biscuits all round and then we re-hayed everyone. Panda was issuing percussive demands for cuddles, as usual. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKxzdw9O1sY #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep

Last night I dreamt I was round someone's house and I managed to shatter their toilet.

Had my nightly pinball.

I can hear the owl.

You could make a game about trying to shovel horse poop out of a stable whilst a large woolly sheep with a spotty nose and thick little ears is trying to butt you.

I hope this snow disappears soon. My bicycle seat longs for the kiss of my balloon knot.

Apparently pearl necklace tech has a new development.

I think I just saw the owl fucking off.

Morning Sheep Time More white stuff, and white things walking around in it having discs inserted. There's even some white on the pony. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XX7aUwIxCQ #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep

The two little ones in their snowy domain.

BOSH! Dom rams Buster, bending him into a semicircle as snow flies off wool.

More white stuff overnight.

Well yes. Not entirely surprised.

Morning Sheep Time Even more snow today. Sheep all indoors, although they came out for biscuits and to wonder where all the grass went. Obvious pony remains obvious. Hay bags refilled as I doubt they are going to venture out much! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcX87LBje2s

that guy on the left has MASSIVE ears

now they've brought out an arsekisser.

Trump looks like he's off his tits while that general is speaking.