We gonna get a series of horror movies in the vein of the "donated limb goes evil" type but it's gonna be like some lips or ass or something.

I hate Amazon returns. Only the original box it came in. "Oh yeah, take it to the Post Office no box required" it says. Refused at the Post Office. Won't fit in a tiny fucking envelope. So I check the Post Office advice and yeah, there's a size limit Amazon should have fucking mentioned and didn't.

Just found out about the Deep Space Nine portable CD player

Sat in a coffee shop and there's an old couple next to me. I swear they are chewing in sync. It is freaking me out.

All the headlines are like "Shots fired at White House Correspondents Dinner, Trump rushed to safety" and like no, *Vance* was rushed to safety. Donald was an afterthought.

That's either clairvoyance or giving the game away.

Trump's gonna go into the restrooms and cut his ear before coming back on stage right?

Sat on my sofa last night, I became aware of a weird rhythmic clicking sound, which (spoiler alert) could be more accurately described as *ticking*. I was convinced I had left music playing through some headphones, sounded like industrial techno. Nope clock gone nuts. God knows what it was doing.

I think this is misleadingly presented. It is legal for a 16-year-old girl and a 30-year-old man to have sex in the UK. He is using this to sell his 'redemption' arc to US conservatives, it is not something he is on trial for; he's on trial for rape and assault of several adult women.

His role in the murder of people, you say? Over "drugs" was it?

It’s critical to note that this clip should be taken as evidence that Trump is (obviously) taking cuts of the funds being used to build his new white house ballroom, the arc, etc

So fucking bored of the "Starmer forever" brigade. Sorry guys, your android is defective.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Ordered a Lina Stores lasagna kit to do this evening. Have (somehow) never bothered to make one before. No idea what I'm doing. Think I used up too much of the cheese before I got to the topping so, er yeah, it's probably not going to look so pretty at the end.

Genesis 6 because I loved Carl McCoy and his flour covered bandmates as a teenager.

Just looked out the window and saw a magpie walking bold as brass up to the front door. As I didn't open the door, it's now gone round the back and is tapping on the window sitting on the conservatory roof. Like go away bird, I don't want whatever you're selling.

Kill it. Kill it dead. Burn the ashes. Bury them in the desert.

Tried one pour coffee this morning compared to my usual three or five pour and have to say, it's surprisingly decent. Definitely tasted a bit sweeter in the cup whilst retaining a hint of acidity. I'd expected it to taste weak as piss. I tip my hat to the person who suggested it.

Ok, so Bluesky is sort of down, with it reporting "Forbidden" on the feed but the notifications work? 😕

My sister got me the greatest birthday present ever!

I mean, why not make sunbathing productive?

"I'm his DAD"

Good news for Hungary. Good news for the EU. Good news for Ukraine.

"if you were in charge of star trek, what would you do?" Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan doing drunk history of the Eugenics Wars.

Trump's unhinged and ill advised comments beg the question of whether he's even aware there are negotiations going on.

I'm sorry, WTF are you wearing?

Looks like Melania was trying to preempt British biographer Andrew Lownie, the author of “Entitled: The Rise and Fall of the House of York,” a 2025 biography of former Prince Andrew that’s back (with a new edition?). In it, Epstein says in 2007 that he had sex with Melania a year before Donald.

Artemis II reaches the moon, comes back successfully and safely and lands on time and Trump wants to cut NASA's budget whilst building himself a triumphal arch for losing a war.

Damn, this was a nostalgia trip. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCwU...

There is no ceasefire in Lebanon. Israel has been bombing Lebanon non-stop since last night. If anything Israel is expanding its war on Lebanon. You are being lied to

Well this sounds bad. It was Amazon interference that made the Halo series godawful. Unless they hired idiots to write it, they shouldn't need to make it more appealing to non-gamers, it's just a sci-fi show. www.eurogamer.net/mass-effect-...

If Trump is out of action *again* at Walter Reed, what unhinged shit is Miller or Hegseth going to be getting up to whilst he's not around?

Today in the US and Israel behave like Russians we have...attacking nuclear power plants.

For Trump, NATO has always been a protection racket. Other states pay the US for protection. If they fail to pay (in reality, meet the GDP defence spending target) they are "delinquent" and have to pay up or take the consequences.

Suppertime already and the table has been set for thirteen Everybody's tucking in but Judas doesn't seem very keen "One of you'll betray me," says Jesus, bringing down the partying mood "Thirty chunks of silver," he says, putting the lads right off their food It's just another manic Maunday

This 1989 song seems quite appropriate tonight, the lyrics influenced by the failure to return to the moon since 1972. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOqV...

So what this describes is ethnic cleansing www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

Italy miss World Cup for 3rd time in a row. 🤭 www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

He can upgrade in the future to getting a real one when his trial ends at the Hague.

Epic hissyfit incoming.

Orban regime now trying to prosecute a journalist for revealing stories that embarrass them. Solidarity with @szabolcspanyi.bsky.social

He's about 5 minutes away from declaring this a crusade.

"These people are lunatics. They are insane. They are religious zealots..." - I'm sorry *which* people Marco?

Weren't there previous allegations of er...stuff, against Scott Mills?

🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈

Lol. Yeah because we all just love Joanne the Archterf and her merry world of thinly-veiled racist wizarding. Jog on HBO.

Stop making me want a MPC Sample youtube, you fucks. I've already got an MPC One and I've barely figured out how to turn it on.

Pedo Island II.

So, Russians sending Iran drones and targeting intel to attack US forces and Trump...removes sanctions on their oil and fucks Ukraine over again. Funny how every action he takes is to the benefit of Putin.