"He told another colleague, who refused to help him upload the data because of legal concerns, that he expected to receive a presidential pardon if his actions were deemed to be illegal, according to the complaint."

Yeah Donald, you committed war crimes, pissed away America's reputation, drove oil prices sky high and removed sanctions on Russian oil. Of course Putin is "very impressed" you idiot.

Graber's replacement is Toni Schneider, who is originally from...Switzerland.

It’s cool to see how effortlessly NATO could shoot down missiles headed for Odesa if it cared to

I was in Tehran this time last year. I want you to see how beautiful my city is. I want you to see the city the US/Israel is trying to wipe off the face of the earth

Something possessed me to watch "War Machine" movie on Netflix, mostly because of Alan Ritchson. It comes across as a weird mash-up of Predator (and it so wanted you think of Predator to the point of literally copying the soundtrack), Battle of Los Angeles (a far superior movie) and Battleship. Meh.

I'm reminded for some reason that the word for fuck in Battlestar Galactica was "Frack".

He wants Iran's oil because the oil companies told him Venezuela's oil was useless.

OMG The Young Ones as "Lost Boys" is brilliant.

Ok this is brilliant youtu.be/niMKvJ-Itq8?...

Wait what, Look Mum No Computer is doing Eurovision? That dude is awesome but like...WHY? Also check out his youtube channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCaf...

Kristi Noem needs to tell him: "No sir President Trump, you fire *at* dogs"

Apparently it's 303 day. Not got the time to dick around on mine, so I'll just have to listen to some music with one in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V6Z...

The girls’ school in Iran, where 165 people were killed by an apparent US-Israeli attack, was hit with two strikes, with the second missile killing sheltering survivors, two first responders and the parent of a slain child have told Middle East Eye.

Absolutely bonkers story about Google Gemini instructing a man to procure a robot body for it so Gemini could become his wife www.wsj.com/tech/ai/gemi...

It appears we may have replaced Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei

Ukrainian ombudsman: 337 Ukrainian POWs are known to have been executed in Russian captivity, as of late 2025. 95% of Ukrainian POWs are subjected to systematic torture.

The stockmarket is red, Donald's hand is blue, The oil price is up, He's in deep doo-doo.

🎶 "Hitler, has only got one ball, the other is in my cereal bowl..."

As usual, making the clarificationlong after the damage has already been done. Seems clear McSweeney wasn't the cause of his excessive caution.

To everyone just learning about Shahed threat, I suggest you see this video from Ukrainian drone pilot (me) about how and why Russian Shahed / Geran drones are so problematic. Go watch it. youtu.be/aZMQ5AMacXM

He seems to have more of a taste for crow and shit.

The Mad and Senile King is just using reporters as a sounding board to see what might sound good in the press.

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

This is brilliant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...

The US negotiators were seasoned diplomats, Steve Witless...sorry Witkoff, and Jared "Good Boy" Kushner, two criminally adjacent real estate grifters. JFC. Absolute shitshow.

Donald is now killing kids to distract from his raping them.

Jeffries is going to ask how war in Iran helps the cost of living.

So...it's on a TV above the bar whilst Kegsbreath gets his liquid breakfast.

Comedian Azeem Banatwalla on fines for speeding in Norway, and alternative car crimes for same amount in India: #Generational Oslo - Stockholm - Copenhagen 20 - 21 - 22 March (Me shamelessly promoting trying to get a free ticket)

Oh look arch-brexiteer Dom Cummings pushing Russian propaganda about Azov and Ukraine. Time for someone to take a closer look at his ties to the Kremlin.

The US abstained. 🤬

The defining face of the first day of the full-scale invasion is Ukrainian marine Vitalii Skakun. He heroically sacrificed his life by blowing up a bridge in Henichesk to slow the advancing Russian columns.

It's an odd thing making espresso that sometimes you pull a shot and everything *looks* normal, the time is ok, the yield is ok, the grind was fine, the puck prep good and it tastes like ass. And then you make one where it looks really off and then tastes surprisingly ok or better than that. 🤷

He's been testing paint swatches for the White House ballroom on it.

I'm sorry, they're actually considering, really truly thinking about just destabilising a country of 90 million people and the entire region because Donald has a sad. FFS.

*cough* Putin's dog *cough*

Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughter—neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.

"New throne, who dis"

From 2019

Given the UN has stated the Epstein sex trafficking ring was/is global and likely qualifies for Crimes Against Humanity, little wonder Donald Trump, friend to pedos and sex traffickers if not one himself, might want to destroy the ICC.

Just made coffee by hand-feeding 30g of beans into the grinder single bean by single bean and dear lord, it better make that coffee taste like the nectar of the Gods or I'm going to drink tea from now on.

Someone get the Paddington Bear meme ready. 🤞

If you needed any further evidence that Farage is owned by Moscow.

This is just unconscionable man

This couldn’t be clearer. Bannon’s texts to Epstein in mid July 2018 - “overthrowing May right now” and in “London with Boris” as well as his appearance on LBC with Nigel Farage are prettying damning evidence of a cross party plot with foreign backing

The Trump administration is incarcerating migrant girls in, essentially, a forced pregnancy camp.

🧵

Watching Sisu 2 and in my headcanon, Korpi is Kratos.