He accidentally defended pedophiles. He accidentally liked a pornographic tweet. He has twice accidentally been on holiday in sunnier climes when Texas suffered weather-related disasters. Can't we all agree that someone this accident-prone shouldn't be in elected office? PS Release the Epstein files

Sighs of a Cow #ASongOrMovieForAllWeHear

Rumbling Rumbleweeds #ASongOrMovieForAllWeHear

Don't Squeak #ASongOrMovieForAllWeHear

Lilac Whine #ASongOrMovieForAllWeHear

Me: What will you do with the gift of this beautiful new day? My then wife: Did you keep the receipt?

One fundamental difference between the Left and the Right is that when the Left see the flaws in their leaders, they turn on them. When the Right see the flaws in their leaders, they double down in their support for them.

Look at the underlying percentages here: Reform + Con = 44% Labour + LD + Green = 47% Labour had the chance to stop Reform in *2011* by embracing a better system of voting. They failed because their short-term vision never saw Farage coming.

Reform fully buying into the Trump playbook with that old classic, "I never knew him."

The thread I didn't know I needed this morning.

I'm getting really fed up with the blues looking like they have it in the bag and the reds sneaking up on them, but at least today it's "only" golf. #RyderCup2025

I don't often Wordle these days. This sort of nonsense is why. Wordle 1,562 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I only play Wordle for the lore.

Cricket will always be my first love, but the Ryder Cup can produce a unique intensity of tension, and all this afternoon's matches are absolute nail-biters. Come on, @rydercupeurope.bsky.social !

"Those are not the flight records you are looking for"

She Sells Actuary

Top Tip: if you find yourself at the head of a supposedly socially liberal government, try not to antagonise all who voted for you by bringing in a series of measures restricting liberty, impoverishing pensioners, demonising migrants or supporting genocidal regimes. @primeministeruk.bsky.social

Mr Gorbachev, tear down this Wall Street #ASongOrMovieForSayings

Takes one to know one flew over the cuckoo's nest #ASongOrMovieForSayings

Human brains are the most sophisticated machines we know of, millions of years in the evolving and an incredible number of neural connections, and yet... Flat Earthers. So, no 💩 🕵️

Drop some TELEPHONES

I'm struck by the irony of Nigel Farage having gone to Washington two weeks ago to compare the UK to North Korea, and here's the American government purging the airwaves of all criticism of the Supreme Leader.

I'm thinking of starting a website with Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt, selling South African grilled meats bound together with string. I'm calling it "Braai, tied and Boosh e-tailed".

My hip hop name would be Pre Mature

Has anyone checked Guillermo's house to see if ICE have paid a visit yet, now he's an unemployed immigrant? #JimmyKimmel

I guess if your goal is to expand people's rights under the Second Amendment, you have to restrict the First. For, you know, balance. #MakeItMakeSense

MY GOD, I HAVE A NEW HERO. SHE HAD THEM SO HOOKED AND THEN BAM, SHE ATE THEM, BONES AND ALL.

The cancelling of Jimmy Kimmel for making fun of Donald Trump (don't believe the nonsense that this was about Charlie "Reichstag" Kirk) brings further shame on the UK government for hosting the Orange Pervert so lavishly and fawningly while he turns America into a thought-controlled autocracy.

I'm thinking of starting a website with Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt, selling South African grilled meats bound together with string. I'm calling it "Braai, tied and Boosh e-tailed".

I can't work out whether the BBC is creaming itself over the visit of Trump and Farage's rise in the polls because they provide colourful copy, or because it's actually controlled by right wing dickheads. Either way, it's destroying a lifelong admiration and appreciation of its news coverage.

Live Laugh Lick the bowl

Life of Brian The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance The Pursuit of Happyness

Charlotte's Web Black Widow Snow White and the Huntsman

Top Hat Full Metal Jacket Kinky Boots

F1 D2: The Mighty Ducks Battleship

National Velvet Failure to Launch They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

Twelve Angry Men Twelve Monkeys Twelve Years a Slave

The Fifth Element The Sixth Sense The Seventh Seal

The Road to Morocco The Road to Perdition The Road

As if Rush Limbaugh, Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan hadn't already sealed that deal.

Shaddap You Facebook #ASongOrMovieForOnlineActivity

Happy Birthday Tweet Sixteen #ASongOrMovieForOnlineActivity

Reach for the Skype #ASongOrMovieForOnlineActivity

Islands in the Streaming #ASongOrMovieForOnlineActivity

Make a band singular. Psychotic Episode

The Policeman

Voice of the Bee.

Pushing all that totally genuine "grief and anger" down deep inside, working through the "shock and horror" like the trooper he is* * - or would have been, but for those tragically inconvenient bone spurs.

“Research shows that trans people are over four times more likely than cisgender people to be the victim of a violent crime. We salute our colleagues across the media who are working tirelessly to make that number even higher.”

It feels like an important omission that this article fails to mention the High School of Dundee is a £20k/year private school. Newcastle cancel school's tickets for Barca game - www.bbc.com/sport/footba...