The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

this shit is just beyond parody, man

goddd look how much Tibalt has filled in after some love and a lot of good kibble...he looks almost like a proper cat now! we are still looking for his forever home, so if you're in the twin cities area and are interested in adopting him please reach out to me ✨

If you’re curious about how our campaign livestream-fundraising strategy is going, @nathangrayson.bsky.social did a FANTASTIC deep dive. Especially appreciate him giving my producer, @ashadotb.bsky.social, the credit she deserves.

The fact that four hostile drones tried to hit Zelenskyy’s plane & it’s barely a blip in the news cycle should terrify everyone. We’ve been dragged so deep into the chaos era that an attempted strike on a world leader doesn’t even break through. When this becomes normal, the world is in real danger.

Chili Mac is to Bernie Mac as ______ is to _______.

Iron Lungs mean good-paying jobs for American iron workers! 💪🏻 Let’s give #RFK a chance. #polio #vaccines

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In a world awash with negative science/health news this is unashamedly great news. connectsci.au/news/news-pa...

Pete Hegseth denies responsibility for the illegal “double-tap”, blaming it on “the fog of war”. What fog? He’s sitting in aircon watching a TV screen. No one is shooting at him. Why order a second strike if you can’t see any survivors? He’s a liar and, impressively, a war criminal without a war.

There’s only one possible reason! Dear Leader willed himself into a shamanic trance to enter DreamTime and battle Woke Marxist Demons!

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

Remember the old ad campaign “Soup is good food”? When they tried to convince people soup was good?

Uh-oh, I got a “woke” book from the lie-berry. #woke #book #gender

Riveting tv show. Ducks 🦆

Mike Johnson make a new #woke cookie. #keebler

Kelly: "We say, 'follow the law,' and this is their response? These are not serious people. This is meant to just intimidate us. We're sticking up for the Constitution here and the rule of law and they're saying these folks should be executed for doing that. He's not gonna stop me from speaking out"

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Listening to Captain Beefheart turned down to 3 sounds like ancient astronauts hijacking Mexican Radio.

“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”

College freshman is deported flying home for Thanksgiving surprise, despite court order apnews.com/article/babs... The “worst of the worst.” #badhombres

Googling “barley” because I forgot.

Never forget what they took from us

Bears. 🐻 #Bears

I’ll tell you what I can’t do. I can’t sit around here all day while my wife cooks and listens to Indigo Girls.

Astroturfing with paid trolls.

Tom Baker/Dr. Who

Brown, Charles Brown. I gotta license to Ill. #CharlieBrown

The leaves are changing and so is City Hall.

Five reasons Harpo Marx is my FBI file crush (Caitlin Russell - Muckrock) #HarpoMarx #BOTD Looking for a funny wealthy commie, but Groucho’s just too mustachey? Have we got the Marx for you! www.muckrock.com/news/archive...

Mark Kelly: "The message he sent a couple days ago was he declared that loyalty to the Constitution is now punishable by death. Those are serious words coming from the president. He's trying to intimidate us. But I'm not going to be intimidated."

I heard he changed the name of his app to TruthSocialist

www.nationalbook.org/books/one-da... Wow. What a read. #nationalbook #ElAkkad

What’s the big deal?

Breakfast. #candy #advil

Omar El Akkad's One Day, Everyone will have Always Been Against This has won the National Book Award. This is a deserving, necessary win. His words need to be on all of our minds and in all of our hearts. "When it mattered, who sided with justice and who sided with power?"

The Tooth Fairy will provide all dental care

I wish it were Donut Friday.

Long exposure of storm clouds over Colpoy's Bay, Ontario at dawn. Part of my #GettingBackToBasics project using a small set of manual focus prime lenses and making images the way I used to in the 1970s and 80s. #EastCoastKin #PhotoHour #StormHour #photography #landscape #clouds #longexposure

By “It” they mean syphilis.

Happy to report there’s no underwear in the parking lot tonight.

He’s probably not getting into heaven.

Hungarian-born painter, photographer, designer, educator and art theorist Gyorgy Kepes. Lichtenberg figure, 1951 (Photographic enlargement on particleboard) #GyorgyKepes #Photography

Four seasons this ran. And I was obsessed with it. #BJ #Bear

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”