He’s kneels to Putin, gives our money to Argentina, posts videos of him shitting on Americans, destroys the landmark people’s house he doesn’t own, and yet Dems are the ones who “hate America”. These people are brain rotted to the core

“I’ll destroy more international boats and kidnap more citizens until they recognize my peaceful pedigree”

To celebrate the first day of autumn: youtu.be/je1NIf8GeeY?...

Been a hot minute, have they annexed Greenland or the Panama Canal yet?

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Won’t someone give this man his Nobel Peace Prize already?

Glad to see that each company’s unique IT safeguards make all reply and forwarded email threads 30% longer. Enjoy the extra scrolling

If Thanos was just an ugly white guy

At this point, I hope everyone who voted for that orange faced pile of dogshit gets royally fucked over every way imaginable. No sympathy. No consoling. Get fucked, and stay fucked.

Think we’ve crossed the Rubicon

Today’s wasteful bullshit was as much a “parade” as this was a “press conference”

And I’m sure the higher oil prices caused by escalating conflict in the Middle East can only strengthen our already teetering-on-edge economy

Not sure if I’m just noticing now vs past years, but are a majority of Fathers Day cards just about farts?

Today, a rivalry is renewed to find out who has the “real” control of Easter celebrations. Neither will give an inch, yet both exude a sense of newfound peace. The Resurrection vs sweet confections. It’s Jesus vs the Easter bunny

Not even a week. Such an asshole

Congrats to all who allowed an American to decimate the American economy in a way no foreign adversary could. Massively great work. Our enemies couldn’t be prouder

Upcoming Republican town halls

If this orange dipshit walks the tariffs back within a week, it’s because he and his sycophantic assholes are torching the stock market and screwing us over for their own personal cash grab

My mind whenever that turkey necked orange asshole opens his fat mouth

Wouldn’t it be fun if the Queen Oligarchs started shit talking each other? Musk posts how Meta’s system sucks. Bezos’s paper says Tesla is crumbling from mismanagement. Zuckerberg makes a gif of Amazon not working. media2.giphy.com/media/yRqv9m...

Are the same people who went batshit over needing gas stoves last year now being told to buy an electric car? What a bunch of smooth brained lemmings

When did a family making $100k come to mean “wealthy”?

Wonder if they’ll deploy troops to surround the Twitter data centers like they do local police at Tesla dealerships

It bears repeating but piss on DST starting this early in the year. If we’d kept the previous mid-April to mid-October frame (you know, roughly an even 6 months), the change wouldn’t be so jarring. Still the candy making lobby’s fault pushing for more trick or treating

I suspect that every Friday, the giant orange piece of shit just says “well, that’s enough fuckery this week. Time go golfing”

Post SCOTUS

Friendly reminder: Trump supporters are so immensely stupid and treasonous that in 2018, they were already professing their allegiance to a foreign power. It has since been solidified. www.snopes.com/fact-check/r...

We’ve apparently progressed beyond the Red Scare and have arrived at Red Dawn

And to the cucks behind the bench with their red hats

Hope the bootlicking snakes supporting these traitors at the top enjoy getting tread on

I’d love everyone to just chant “aaasss-hoooole” (mimicking the sound of a doorbell) whenever Orange Judas is in public

Grateful for the advent of “all over” deodorant. Now, anyone can air out their junk in public without offending the olfactory systems of others

Waiting for the same people who were so sure Obama was from Africa to justify why they have no problem with Musk. I’ll be white here.

Can’t wait for Easter when people bury eggs in the ground as an investment

It feels like there’s an unspoken war going on between bigger, smarter widescreen TV’s and portrait-mode mobile content

When doing nothing is a victory

Hope that dipshit Eagles fan who got a lifetime home game ban for verbally assaulting the Packers fan feels really bad

These AI ads feel like the Crypto ads of past Super Bowls

Actual agencies thought both eyebrows and mustaches as birds was good for food ads?

Surprisingly, no foreign interference on America’s football Election Day.

Wonder if Zuckerberg, Bezos, ABC, CBS, etc. are looking like this tariff stupidity and wondering WTF they’re really paying for

Didn’t realize “good trouble” means roll over and die to some.

And an extra hard “fuck you” to the Roberts court for letting a convicted criminal have carte blanche in abolishing any semblance of government

Guess he’s just going full J.R. Ewing/C. Montgomery Burns in a week and a half?

If the felonious commander in chief is this bad as a president now, I feel really bad for any sports team invited to the White House for winning a league championship over the coming years. Might just want to put that tradition on hiatus.

Waiting for the orange faced spokesmodel of dementia to sign an EO barring any presidents from leaving notes for incoming presidents just because he doesn’t know how to write a professional letter

At what point do we start identifying the enablers not as Republicans but simply anti-American Trumpists? Anyone who puts one person above all has no interest in an actual republic

God I really can’t wait for the orange faced fuck to die.

And now a moment of silence for everyone who will have to put “Former TikTok influencer/streamer” as part of the bio

So with the incoming geriatric shit-heel unable to breathe cold outside air, can we put the flags back at half staff to honor an actual president?