This is a hell of an exchange. You should watch the whole video. @sethmoulton.bsky.social whooped him up.

Beautiful/Anonymous! 978-965-3692 - today we are only taking 5 minute long calls about Avatar the Last Airbender. This is a gift I'm giving myself for my birthday. Not a joke.

I would trust no greater authority on the subject than this man

if you watch “Jeopardy!” backwards then the plot makes a lot more sense

There will come a day when you realise you don’t need to wait for muller to put jam in a small plastic section at the edge of the packaging which you then add to your yoghurt. You can just add jam to your yoghurt any time you want. On that day, you are free.

turning the lights off before I get dressed so that I have an excuse

your moment of calm

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

A tea protocol? Well I guess they do it a specific way in Japan sometimes or

ᴵ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ᵃˡˡ. ᴵ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵘⁿᶦᶜᵃᵗᵒʳ.

spyder flicking keeps my brain from sticking

This is Ground Control to Major Tom You’re doing real cool shit Everyone down here saw you do moon kickflips And that sweet space ollie, that was real legit

what are we if not slaves to this torment

life continues to verify my Do It Right The First God Damned Time theory

learning powder metallurgy exists like I’m unlocking my own personal tech tree

mixing fiber gummies and sugar-free haribo and just seeing where the evening takes me

Mustard AND biscuits? In this economy?

the fact that “Wings” performed “Jet” feels like a category error

like if you kept the intensity and dedication and talent of MAD GOD but moved the rest of the sliders to the other end

they say right before you die, you get to see the list of all the people who had you muted on blue sky dot com the website

“Do I stay inside a system that is inexorably biased against me, or do I choose exile and potential irrelevance?” is an incredibly common dilemma that recurs frequently through history, and the reason it’s a dilemma and not a solved riddle is because neither option is particularly good.

Bill Evans comes up in the rotation and I can immediately feel every part of me start to relax

ridiculously good deal on offer by maniacs, limited time only

YAP THAT FOOL

Royalty is a continuous posting motion

hello darkness, my old frenemy

BILLIONS OF PROBIOTICS

free(dom of) association

WOIMS

I enjoy surfing the World Wide Web

wringing tension from my eyebrows like water from a cloth

“tape on new pocketknife packaging” remains #1 thing cut by pocketknives

✅ I’m in this channel and I don’t like it

why is stephen a smith always doing that thing with his face

looking fard to it

future doublepluperfect

aggressive jimping

$1. That's it. Delta Green's Agents often identify potential Friendlies in the fight against corrosive horrors. The best get more fully briefed. Do you have a Friendly who's ready? Put them to the test. #DeltaGreen

downloaded the sheet music for 4' 33". 4/4 no notes

in his honor, we’ll be repeating this news every five minutes for the next ninety-six hours

dammit I accidentally bought the “Oops! All Strings” bananas again

beans

this didn’t have to happen. this didn’t have to happen

All well *and* good? In this economy?

“iPhone” is short for “internet telePhone”, not many people know this

strong AI landed and nobody noticed

red loctite on the pivot