I feel… I dunno, like the vibes are off lately. Anybody else?

Is “lose my entire mind, run screaming into the woods, and live out the rest of my gibbering-mad existence among the forest creatures as a kind of Green-Man-esque local legend” still a career option

‘Join every Teams meeting five minutes early’ guy is a great example of someone who gives the exact opposite impression of the one they think that they are giving.

oh my fucking *god*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Hearing my dog barking and wearily putting up a big NO BARKING sign next to a slightly smaller no barking sign I already had up

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

an “idk seems kinda sus” emoji specifically for pull requests

Did you keep reading, or did you stop after the first one? Keep reading.

bananas in pajamas syndrome

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simple pleasures: giving my cat a box, then complimenting her on how nice her new box is

may you never know peace, inside or out may you live a long life to see a world grown great from the seeds of your ideas laid low may you die, mad about it, the peaceful death you denied others at the end of that long life may your hell be 20/20 hindsight, forever and ever, amen

hahaha get fucked boyo

mmmmmmhm

Sup Fed

the secret ingredient in new car smell is thyme

I honestly thought moving back to Minneapolis would be a good idea. But now that I'm face to face with the stark reality of what this city is really like, I realize that moving back here wasn't a good idea, it was a great fucking idea.

used the words "we hate finding out we were right way more than you hate finding out you were wrong" today nobody is having fun right now, lib friends. what matters is that we're on the same page

Just FYI, myself + several other pro-democracy creators are reporting that TikTok won't publish our vids today. They are all being held in review/ taken down. TikTok was recently taken over by Oracle. The platform that is now state-controlled, and the state = fascist.

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

the terror is the point

The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me

love waking up to “you’re going to want to disable autoplay on videos today”. here we fucking go.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you older

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

📢📢📢📢

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

Oh, irony

what’s the word for a government that’s run exclusively by the guys you went to high school with who were a little bit too into Darth Maul

Voted for ICE funding

sandpaper floss

I think anybody working in tech has had their personal “640k ought to be enough for anybody” moment, even just for consumer stuff. Mine: “why would I want to send a text message when I could just call them” and “why would anybody ever want to watch streams of people playing video games”

did they ever reveal what V. Sauce Michael’s first name was

tfw u play the lottery

Absolute facts. If the bread immediately disintegrates on contact with the meat or the sauce, you’re about to eat some three-Michelin-star barbecue.

light-fuse getaway

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.

i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time

multidudes

If Congress finally grows a collective spine between them and puts a stop to the invasion of Greenland, the only alternative for the exec seems to be invading Greenland with ICE. Of course, it’s common knowledge that Greenland is already covered with ice, while, ironically, Iceland is very nice.

stanley clarke acid funk meltdown

You know what everybody’s forgotten about, is that song where the lead singers of Korn and Limp Bisket roasted each other. We need more roast songs.

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

going live now

ICE: "followed by will stancil"

try to avoid clenching your teeth so hard that you crack a filling challenge

jfc