Feeling off with daylight savings time? Lift your spirits and increase your energy by: 1. Doubling your vitamin D intake 2. Going for walks during the day 3. Maintaining a healthy diet 4. Reducing your screen time 5. Telling a Nazi or MAGA apologist to go fuck themselves Follow for more tips!

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

You know… every Good Mythical Evening, Link manages to offend at least one employee 😂 #gme

If someone tells you that they are running a reproductive justice organization but there are no Black women at the organization—only white women—they're not running a reproductive justice organization. End of. We can't just unquestioningly accept people's labels for themselves. It's ridiculous.

Again: this is not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

Please remember that a fed bear is a dead bear! Please don’t feed the bears :(

Gotta say … this one is an all-timer.

It’s been awhile. Any Late Night With the Devil fans? Officially licensed coloring book coming out 8/29. My best coloring book yet! #chrisbutlerdesigns #latenightwiththedevil #shudder #amcnetworks

As a huge fan of @bloody-disgusting.com, this is a big deal for me. I can’t believe I actually did a coloring book for one of my favorite movies ever, and now this?

This Sunday, we’re hosting a back to school drive in Evanston with 500 free backpacks, all-day free haircuts, and free food by two of the best restaurants in Evanston! Drop by the Fleetwood-Jourdain Center this Sunday afternoon to start the school year with everything you need!

Today we honor the wounded warriors who put their lives on the line for this country. But let’s be clear—#PurpleHeartDay can’t just be symbolic. If you’re not fighting for healthcare, housing, and justice for our veterans, you’re not really honoring them.

I’m not upset if someone on SNAP wants to buy chips. There are very wealthy people in this country who profit off Americans who have cancer. That does upset me.

News: “Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Noooo!” News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Noooo!” News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”

me at the coldplay show

Meanwhile, over on X:

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards

cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either

Jonathan Joss was MURDERED. Words matter here. He was MURDERED. it was a HATE CRIME because he is a gay Indigenous man. Say those words. Do not dance around it. He wasn't "killed in a shooting." He was murdered in a hate crime.

yeah i am pretty much on the side of primary everyone

Just wanted to highlight something sweet literally and figuratively. When I come home from work, I have dinner waiting for me. Every morning, my husband makes me breakfast & packs my lunch. Sometimes, I have extra sweet surprises packed. Never forget, if he is able to and he wants to, he will.

TELSEY begins tracking price increases over the past week. Some highlights: * Abercrombie jeans: up 33% * Amazon Echo: up 38.5% * Target / Barbie doll: up 42.9%

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

has it really been a decade already

disciple 1: he’s alive! returned from the dead! disciple 2: did he roll away the stone? disciple 3: did he show you the holes in his hands? judas: did he uh. did he mention me

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

THERE IS SO MUCH HAPPENING HELP

It’s so TikTok niche but I have to say it. Garbanzo got adopted you guys 🥹🥹🥹

Aaaand just like that we’re back to Monday

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

75%

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Crawford: Today, Wisconsinites fended off an unprecedented attack on our democracy, our fair elections, and our Supreme Court.. Wisconsin stood up and said that justice does not have a price, our courts are not for sale

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.

Ok *this*:

This post has breached containment in the weirdest way. I am sorry to all of the people who are relaying their tragedies in the replies, but I would like everyone to know I was referencing the famous 90s rock song Detachable Penis (King Missile, 1992).

Overturning the Consumer Finance Protection Bureau’s rule that caps overdraft fees is a direct attack on all working people and everyone living paycheck-to-paycheck, and is a gift to big banks and billionaires.

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The Juno Birch Collection is absolutely stunning and now available to everyone! Go grab it now at the link below 👽 #ts4 #thesims4 #thesims

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Chuck Schumer right now:

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.

I love how Jasmine Crokett's voice, fire, and fortitude are being elevated right now, but I am also so weary bc you know the ✋🏻's loooooove a sassy BW they can support and quote and digitally high-five - until they don't.

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

Another extraordinary exchange just now about "animus" in the court hearing on trasngender members of the military:

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.