Happy Monday, I wonder what horrors this week will bring us

I’m gay af but I’d make out with Maddison Beer is she asked. Js

All jokes aside, even though I’m not really into battles getting to perform along side niece @itsfantasybanks.bsky.social was such a kii. Please keep supporting her 🤍

For the record, I CAN stand the rain. It’s my favorite weather feature 🤓

A lot of you holes need a hobby

Love when plans cancel themselves 😌 especially when I wanted to cancel first.

Where the hell is Paraguay? 🥸

I would sell my left nut just for the chance to be high af and run though a Waffle House rn 😪😭

Is it weird that I like to randomly look at Airbnb’s in random cities for fun?

Made it to Saturday..

This lip sync is all I could think about while watching them last night 😮‍💨

Can friends kiss?

Rejoice! It’s fri-yay! 🤍

If pets could talk we’d be in some serious trouble as a society. Because the tea my cats have on me is too severe.

We HAVE to bring back originality. We can’t just see something working for others and pick it up, thats kinda lame.

Learning new songs can be fun and the most stressful experience at the same damn time 😭

Finally facing the music and scouting gyms near me. I need my legs that could crack a walnut back, an ass that can smash a grape, and tits that jiggle when I ran for the uber BACK!

I lowkey can’t wait to go to the pickle fest again in Wrigley. The straggots kinda got that ONE thing right I will admit.

Slayyyter kinda fell off, no?

“Well well well… if it isn’t the coochie commissioner” 🧐 (my new thing)

This is my kinda carry. I need to go out and get full with the girls 🤭

It all started in 1993. . .

Hours later since she posted this and I’m still pissed tbh. Like girl.. wtf are you doing?!

I wanna crowd surf so bad but faggots be weak

The new Superman movie is finally available on streaming services

Idc how you flip it. But an onlyfans just for thirst traps is a damn scam.

Living alone is not for the weak

One more hydrate gig today to complete the 4 day streak

Save the doll save the world should be the new Hero’s concept

A cheddar broccoli bread bowl would heal me right now ✨

This is literally a picture of hydrate nightclub

Forgot to say good morning

Woke up feeling my ugly Betty oats today

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My feed is just hole & hella pole & for your consideration post. I question if this app is safe to open in public anymore tbh.

Also just thinking and like… Squeaky is one of thee entertainers in this city; she may not campaign but she is working DOWN bringing new hair and looks to almost every gig! While stunting and hosting, also hosted a sickening show at CAMOC, her work in HOP 😭 seriously love her so much

I think I’ve finally matured enough to wear the Chloé perfume which has been my dream. Because how cunt would it be when people go “You smell so good. What are you wearing?” And I say my own name 😌

I need @dear-jamie.bsky.social and @sangriawhine.bsky.social to please step forward

Sissy Girl is such a cunt drag name. So fun to say

I was being waaaay too homosexual yesterday

Fem Dom tops

The straggots love poppers yall. Beware!

Well.. why not? For Your Consideration | #Gaggys • Best Dancer • Best Host • Entertainer of the Year

BEST PARTY FLYER ⭐️ been nominated both years and came close! i have a feeling this year we got it!!!! take a look at some of my work and consider nominating 💋

Bottoms deserve the right to be serviced too!

I’m gay as all get up but baby.. Nic and Olandria can get it. Thee hottest straight couple I have ever seen.

Yall really going up for the PaulRu gig huh?

🤭😏

As a matter of fact I WILL be participating in hump day today. You’ve been warned people!

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