Come thru this weekend yall!!! It’s a Banks mfkn show! (And Ben krane)!!! Would love to see yall out n about and supporting the girls! (And Ben krane)

When I say I’m the doll I mean this one

What is Holy Water made of? 🧐

It’s time to gather together 🫶 Im co-hosting Willow Pill’s COMMUNION at the Empty Bottle on December 20th! Featuring @missmaamshe.bsky.social @khloepark.bsky.social @zahradkatonic.bsky.social And Alex Grelle ! Tickets: tiny.cc/ft9v001

Ordered a slushie with my snack order (which I was the most excited to receive) and the delivery person handed it to me wet and empty saying they dropped it..

I know she would run a nasty cult disguised as a wellness retreat

IF YOU CANNOT PROPERLY PROMOTE THE EVENT YOU ARE BOOKED FOR I’M NOT BOOKING YOU AGAIN! Simple as that.

Winter depression starting early and coming in strong. Yay!

My expectations can be as low as where hell is located and somehow people will still find a way to disappoint me 🙃

I wanna do a photo shoot in the backrooms. How do I get there?

Over it - Katharine McPhee

Hilary Duff said we come to this place for magic bitch!

I’ve been high af three nights in a row now and you know what… why the fuck not?

With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.

Fem Dom tops

♡ MORE TOPS IN SKIRTS ♡

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

Wait.. are the girls returning to twitter?

Working in nightlife can be so random sometimes. Like why was I working a gig as a go go in a fem boy beat & bus down giving slutty sir Sarah Sanderson? Random af 😅

If you are not a dancer then LEARN TO POSE. I’m telling yall just one season of Americas Next Top Model would whip a lot of you girls into shape. But yall don’t hear me though.

Gay men be acting gay sometimes. Anyone feel me?

I will have energy all day then soon as it’s time to get ready to go out my ass is suddenly tired. wtf is that about?!

I’ve never had a hicky before. Who do I contact to acquire my first one?!

I need to start hissing at people in the club who are bothering me. Like why not?

listening to wicked at the gym

I may not be book smart but I can read a room like I graduated Harvard

Bambi Banks looks beautiful in new photo.

Khloe Park looks stunning in new photos.

Wait.. the Gaggys is literally tomorrow

My cast is kinda nasty work 🫦

Monday mood

I would steal candy from a baby for the chance to see this movie in theaters

Accidentally introduced myself as Khloe C***** yesterday at a party 🙂

✨TONIGHT✨ last chance (for now) to seal to honmoon y’all I know you’ve been feeling them demons come out this week !!! Let’s sing & dance the night away with @khloepark.bsky.social + @sangriawhine.bsky.social to kick off this weekend RIGHT 🙂‍↕️

I need the drag queen to “singer” pipeline to stop. Most of these bitches can [not] sing and nobody wants to hear these overproduced ass auto tuned tracks that are going nowhere. Enough goddamnit!

I’m gay af but I’d make out with Maddison Beer is she asked. Js

All jokes aside, even though I’m not really into battles getting to perform along side niece @itsfantasybanks.bsky.social was such a kii. Please keep supporting her 🤍

For the record, I CAN stand the rain. It’s my favorite weather feature 🤓

A lot of you holes need a hobby

Love when plans cancel themselves 😌 especially when I wanted to cancel first.

Where the hell is Paraguay? 🥸

I would sell my left nut just for the chance to be high af and run though a Waffle House rn 😪😭

Is it weird that I like to randomly look at Airbnb’s in random cities for fun?

Made it to Saturday..

This lip sync is all I could think about while watching them last night 😮‍💨

Can friends kiss?

Rejoice! It’s fri-yay! 🤍

If pets could talk we’d be in some serious trouble as a society. Because the tea my cats have on me is too severe.