The wig looked so puss after this idkkkkk

My coco melon rn

The day Annie Andrews decided to represent Christmas Eve in Freshman 15 season 3 DIRECTLY after I chose Christmas, she decided to be on my bad side

Praying for a chatty adderall day and not a no verbal one ❤️

It was this transition for me

Can’t wait to turn 30 and run a marathon 😍

Freshman15 has fucked up my Spotify wrapped

Major news coming out today. Can’t wait for yall to see 🤭🏁👑

Chicago’s Best Drag Show (officially) is back! RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9. Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...

Breaking in a new pair of Doc Martens- pray for me 🙃

Can you spot your faves??

CAROT 🧡 Cake

When everyone’s locked into kii’ing in the group chat 😍 best day ever

Good Night 💋

Sometimes getting out of drag is worse than getting in drag 🙃(almost always)

Yall I was kii’ingggg

So excited to gig with the family!!! See yall there 💕 Tickets: posh.vip/e/sapphic-ne...

Bonjour ladies!!!

Bump. Was a kii!!! Bartending at lonesome rose AV 11am-4pm tomorrow come keep me company ❤️❤️

Happy BUMP DAY! It’s bad bitches only tonight yall! Pull up it’s gonna be sick! Tickets: link.dice.fm/Zc4374ef6b97

Edible had me feeling like Katy Perry’s walking on air yesterday at fresh faces

Starr BANKS ❤️

Haus of Paint looks immaculate in new photos from A Clocky Horror Picture Show.

Mind you half of them are my students loans begging to be paid….

Anybody else getting a crazy amount of spam calls lately? Like wtf is that about

Not gonna be normal at Queen! Tonight ❤️

Saw the Boulet brothers at Boots yesterday and asked them to unblock me…. They didn’t 😢

TODAY FISH! What should I perform? 🤭👀

Got stuck closing at work 🙃 but OMW to Boots! What we on!!!!

The Clocky Horror Picture Show - OUT NOW!! Happy Halloween from Haus of Paint 🎃Check out our Halloween recreation of an iconic film below !! vimeo.com/1132368375?f... Video by @drewdmedia.bsky.social Edited by @callherfinn.bsky.social Special thanks to Garden Of Collective and Eden Strader

TOMORROW FISH

I’m addicted to this new Pokémon game

I fell asleep while playing and slept 12 hours 😍 we are so back

Finally get to rest after my shift today 🤭 boutta clock into the new Pokémon game sooo fiercely

Was so proud of this look, had two days to make it happen and cried when I first put it on

Y’all don’t even get it 🥺 I love my sister sooo much

Congratulations to Freshman 15 : MasterClass Season 2 Champion @itsfantasybanks.bsky.social 💜

Goodnight 💖

Haus of Paint 🎨

Masterclass Finale tonight!!!!

I’m here again

I just know I’m about to get soo sick after freshman is over… my body is waiting to kill me

Oh I was also drunk af so maybe that was part of it 🤭

Was watching Rupaul like it was cocomelon last night- was losing my mind

If I give you attitude before my performance I’m method acting don’t mind me

The way Haus of Paint months ago was like we kinda have to pass our title down to Miz Thang idk!!

….Yeah

Dermablend count your fucking days! RESTOCK THIS FOUNDATION RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE

This Friday yall better respect to the law, respect to halal, respect to allah, and respect to god do you hear me!?!?!