Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Pocahontas. Still mad now tbh

< wrestling announcer voice > the BIBLE'S!! OOOOOOOOOORIGINAL!!!!!WOOOOOMAANNNNN!!!!!!! < airhorns >

A few years back I lost my bag in a dodgy bit of Streatham - complete with phone, keys and a letter with my address on and cash - and it was found by a drunken rough sleeper who went to great lengths to find me and return it. People are just really good.

Lost my phone in London, with four credit cards and £150 cash in the case. Returned to me within 21 minutes. This hellhole of a city eh.

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

What a stupid waste of money. They shouldn't be sped up, they should be telling the most accurate time possible.

worst thing about uni students using AI for essays is that they don't even seem to be doing it so they can spend more time in the club, I'd have marginally more respect for them if their goal was to maximise their partying time, what are they even doing with the time AI frees up for them

"STPs".

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

I bet you £5 she vaccinated her dog.

Good overview of the workload on staff and MPs, and what the role of the MP is/could/should be. I prioritise dealing with casework quickly over replying to policy emails because e.g. helping a person access disability support is more important to me... 1/?

ALSO - if you missed out on your childhood measles vaccine and haven't had measles, you can get *free* MMR vaccination from your GP! (whether as an older child, teenager or adult). I got my MMR about 10 years ago! www.nhs.uk/vaccinations...

Giving Braverman the education brief is quite a choice for Reform. I was on an education commission with her once before she went completely mad and she knew absolutely nothing at all.

How many plumbers do we really need?! And I say that as someone who has used the services of (a very good) plumber three times in the last six weeks.

Lemon Knows I'm Miserable Now.

I flatter myself that I’m a responsible person with inner strength and self-discipline, but I also know that if I were admitted into a fizzy sweets factory I would be dead within the hour.

This email could have been a nice stone tablet about the horrors of ancient aliens.

I will not hear this terrible slander against the Northern aka the greatest and best of all the tube lines.

Screams in proportional representation

Whitehall

running from the cops in these and they deploy a long studded strip in front to stop me

Hire a cleaner and/or lower your standards.

And the underlying the problems with social media are the problems with society. Women getting trolled/harassed on social media is because we live in a toxic patriarchy. Social media is just a delivery system for the sexist threats that women face all the time. Fix that, you've fixed social media.

Oh, and it’s also the 50th anniversary of the disappearance of this chap, so: happy vanishing Bum Farto day to all who celebrate

the american olympics team is, slowly, assembling a body

All this was enabled by Cameron and his wretched referendum

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.

The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!

Not hyperbole to say that this album changed my whole life.

A reminder that if you live in England or Wales & were born between 1970-1990 – or even before 1970 – you can help protect your community by getting the MMR vaccine free from your NHS GP now. I did last year. www.nhs.uk/vaccinations...

A reminder that until the mid 2000s it was thought that people grew out of having ADHD. This is giving similar vibes.

You don’t ’have same sex attraction’ - you are a gay person. You have chicken pox, it’s something external that is upon you. Being gay is an inherent part of who you are. Beware the phrase ‘same sex attraction’. And yes, sexuality and gender identity are not the same but it’s a giant red flag.

Worth noting that the phrase ‘same sex attraction’ rings all kinds of alarm bells to me as a gay person - it’s mostly used by people who think gay people choose their sexuality and/or that they should be celibate.

2/3 of Winter Olympic sports sound like something i made up after four glasses of wine

As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.

A statuette of St. John the Baptist at his church on Timber Hill in Norwich. The voice of one calling out in the wilderness, looking uncannily like Roy Keane, former Manchester United footballer and TV pundit... #SaintJohnTheBaptist #TimberHill #Norwich

Gentleman's Walk in Norwich this evening - temperature dropping, the streets are quiet, and a chemically-enhanced kid with a skateboard screams at the emptiness of the night, and the emptiness of his life. #Gentleman'sWalk #Norwich #Nocturne

looking back on it, AOL was right. Thirty hours of internet is all we need every month

New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped

Your poems are shit, and so are your stunts. You shout at hotels, you wife-beating cunts.

"Epstein victims and Al-Fayed victims are watching what we do - they're not listening to what we say." MP Natalie Fleet says it’s time to talk about the victims of sexual abuse with the same passion we’re talking about how bad the government is. @lewisgoodall.com

"Weather on Saturday was lovely, wasn't it? Get up to anything nice?" "Yeah, went protesting the RNLI"

Operation Make Bagels - round two. Much much better than round one! Next up, making cinnamon raisin bagels.

We went llama trekking at a mutual friend’s hen party.

I hate this. I hate that scholars and teachers are supposed to be digital fraud experts. I hate that this part of their job description is becoming larger and larger. I hate the widening distrust. I hate a culture that aggressively devalues the curiosity and humility required for ongoing learning.